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Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


CODChimera posted:

drat you can explain pretty much anything with that bullshit

god cannot explain my posting

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Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Man Musk posted:

Brazil has graves all ready to go, very sad for those expecting a happy ending,





they gonna grow food on top of that?

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Impkins Patootie posted:

they gonna grow food on top of that?

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Goon Boots posted:

god cannot explain my posting

demons possessed you

see? easy

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Well if she says it, I'm sold!

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



"Boy we sure needed that."

but for plagues instead of rainstorms.

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Taintrunner posted:

if you zoom in on her face it was pretty clear there wasn't a filter

thank you for your service

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

It's okay, once covid starts killing the right people Alyssa will say she was always on the virus' side

covid will never kill the right people.

Mourne
Sep 1, 2004

by Athanatos

UnknownTarget posted:

I can't comprehend this turning really bad. Despite all the warnings, I can't picture Americans facing consequences of their actions.

Even if this goes bad, the data will be suppressed.

Nothing bad will be happening in America until after November.

We defeated the virus and it’s time to open back up.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

reinfection is real and 100% fatal

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
I wish I was loving dead

https://twitter.com/koolaid/status/1261336709847015424?s=20

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Salt Fish posted:

Dolphin hasn't posted in 4 days after a pretty steady daily grind of posts all april/may.

do they have PMs

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Salt Fish posted:

Dolphin hasn't posted in 4 days after a pretty steady daily grind of posts all april/may.

I searched for the most recent posts. On May 20, 10:30am,

Dolphin posted:

My test came back positive. I got the vid!

I got the covid!

Covid19 baby!!

RIGHTEOUS!!

Dolphin posted:

I'm feeling mostly better but I'm just waiting for the cytokine storm to kick in and melt my brain and lungs

Dolphin posted:

not really and I'm not supposed to go anywhere at all, but my vitals were fine when they did my lung assessment and my symptoms are subsiding so I'm not too worried

and then the last post was later that day in the automotive forum at 4:46pm

Mourne
Sep 1, 2004

by Athanatos

Salt Fish posted:

Dolphin hasn't posted in 4 days after a pretty steady daily grind of posts all april/may.

I’m sure everything’s fine and they’re just on a bender. happens to the best of us.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Dolphins fine, they're over there waving at us, see?

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

CODChimera posted:

Dolphins fine, they're over there waving at us, see?

Simpler times

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

What is s/he thinking?

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/kakape/status/1264457812643581952?s=21

kater
Nov 16, 2010

reading last few pages

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh %^& also lmao

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Lol this is going to get so many people killed because it allows fuckers to blame someone else that much easier

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






mass effect-lookin rear end

Pump Jockey
Mar 15, 2019

i believe in love

I’m immunocompromised so a while back I checked out the CDC’s page on the topic, and this stuck out to me:

CDC posted:

People with weakened immune systems are at higher risk of getting severely sick from SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes COVID-19. They may also remain infectious for a longer period of time than others with COVID-19, but we cannot confirm this until we learn more about this new virus.

I have also seen a few random preprints about immunocompromised people persistently shedding the virus at much higher rates.

I can’t wait to be an angel of death.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
It's not the deaths guessing game but it's the next best thing: Postcounts. Holy poo poo, you all post a lot. I somehow don't even rank high enough to show up.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
gotta get those numbers up imo

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Dumb Lowtax posted:

It's not the deaths guessing game but it's the next best thing: Postcounts. Holy poo poo, you all post a lot. I somehow don't even rank high enough to show up.



no I don't

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
americans don't wanna wear masks because it will muffle their constant yelling when they talk

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Dumb Lowtax posted:

It's not the deaths guessing game but it's the next best thing: Postcounts. Holy poo poo, you all post a lot. I somehow don't even rank high enough to show up.


Divide those numbers by 10, and you get the number of infections each of those posters would manage if they themselves were infected by coronavirus.

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

gotta get those numbers up imo

always be cposting

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

this is the best possible thing because it basically guarantees a low spread rate during lockdowns long enough for people to get cavalier and then superspreader events for 2-4 weeks straight until the symtpomatic spike catches up

:stoked:

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

this is the best possible thing because it basically guarantees a low spread rate during lockdowns long enough for people to get cavalier and then superspreader events for 2-4 weeks straight until the symtpomatic spike catches up

:stoked:

hell yeah brother

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



Nike distribution center in Memphis is giving these masks out and is likely dealing with an outbreak that has killed at least one.

https://www.commercialappeal.com/story/news/2020/05/23/nike-worked-dies-covid-19-warehouse-company-turned-health-official-away/

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
HELL YEAH BROTHER

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


lmao


:discourse:

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

HELL YEAH BROTHER



lol legit props to the creativity

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

For, you see, so many out-of-the-way things had happened lately, that Alice had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

UnknownTarget posted:

I can't comprehend this turning really bad. Despite all the warnings, I can't picture Americans facing consequences of their actions.

40 million people lost their job and 100,000 have died. That's pretty bad OP and both of those numbers are going to go up.

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

Charlz Guybon posted:

40 million people lost their job and 100,000 have died. That's pretty bad OP and both of those numbers are going to go up.

there's only one number that matters tho lol

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

there's only one number that matters tho lol

Those numbers are going to ensure that number crashes sooner or later.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Dumb Lowtax posted:

It's not the deaths guessing game but it's the next best thing: Postcounts. Holy poo poo, you all post a lot. I somehow don't even rank high enough to show up.



list of experts due for a bout of coronavirus IMO

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1238288908431036423?s=21

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