|
Probably not a good sign that the last words on the page are "...Modern Slavery Act 2015"
|
#
?
May 23, 2020 15:26
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 26, 2024 00:21 |
|
|
https://twitter.com/jrawson/status/1264121909345767425?s=21
|
|
#
?
May 23, 2020 22:34
|
|
|
this cummings stuff is incredible!
|
|
#
?
May 24, 2020 00:39
|
|
|
namesake posted:Yeah the Tory party is a horrible warring coalition of the aristocracy and the bourgeoisie supported by the petit bourgeois and the nationalist working class who think they're getting representation by them. Honest reporting on their policies, backgrounds, attitudes would immediately destroy them as an electoral force so their electoral existence relies entirely on controlling the press. democracy is not a core value in the united kingdom
|
|
#
?
May 24, 2020 00:45
|
|
|
Communist Thoughts posted:democracy is not a core value in the united kingdom It is according to OFSTED.
|
|
#
?
May 24, 2020 01:47
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
May 24, 2020 19:57
|
|
|
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S CHRONICLES OF DOMINIC AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, DOMINIC. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I DRIVE DOWN THE M1 OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP MY WIFE’S LUNGS. NOT MANY CAN SAY THAT THEY ARE THE ONLY FATHER WHO REALLY LOVES HIS KIDS. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO ALL MY CONTACTS IN THE PRESS AND ALL THEY DO IS OCCASIONALLY PRETEND TO CALL ME ON MY BULLSHIT. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY PARENTS’ SPARE ROOM LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
|
|
#
?
May 24, 2020 20:59
|
|
|
More like Dominic Goings
|
|
#
?
May 24, 2020 21:13
|
|
|
V. Illych L. posted:basically the british conservative party is just loving evil and i have no idea how ordinary people keep voting for them probably the soviet-grade loyal press you mentioned
|
|
#
?
May 24, 2020 21:17
|
|
|
exmarx posted:this cummings stuff is incredible! https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1264666439828606977 Will it make a difference? Probably not. 
|
|
#
?
May 24, 2020 23:36
|
|
|
prefect posted:https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1264666439828606977 Please welcome our new PM: Dominic Cummings
|
|
#
?
May 24, 2020 23:47
|
|
|
prefect posted:https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1264666439828606977 Seem to be quite a few people in the replies suddenly realising that Boris is a twit. Whether that will stick remains to be seen.
|
|
#
?
May 24, 2020 23:53
|
|
|
BoJo still looks sickly
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 11:28
|
|
|
Bust Rodd posted:BoJo still looks sickly gonadic io posted:I have been told by a doctor friend that there's no such thing as a full recovery from intubation and ventilation at his age.
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 11:35
|
|
|
boris johnson, an out of touch posh arsehole?! who could have predicted this????
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 11:42
|
|
|
yeah I asked my number 1 client, a neurosurgeon, about it and she said that basically kids who survive will have circulatory problems for the rest of their lives, adults who survive will have severe respiratory issues for the rest of their lives, and seniors who survive should buy lotto tickets.
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 11:46
|
|
|
Why were there never any photos or video of Bojo victoriously emerging from the hospital having defeated the dreaded virus with his sheer will and determination? It just seems weird.
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 12:40
|
|
|
he never got tubed. he got taken to ICU in a panic at the same level of sickness you or your ma would be told to stay home and tough it out/die
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 12:43
|
|
|
lol
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 12:53
|
|
|
With how badly our testing apparatus was put together and our population compared to other countries it's just incredible that we've recorded so high a number of cases. It's a hell of a legacy for the Tories and I drat well hope it sticks, it just might as well given the defence of Cummings is tying them in knots and there's enough fury floating around to make them a target. Christ, may be Starmer being poo poo has actually done some good because nobody can be arsed to listen to or blame him for anything.
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 13:07
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/GentlemanNikki/status/1264856415379783680
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 13:17
|
|
|
namesake posted:Christ, may be Starmer being poo poo has actually done some good because nobody can be arsed to listen to or blame him for anything. Hasn’t stopped English flag twitter from claiming this is all a political beat up because Jorombey Corbny went to the coop for some milk.
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 13:22
|
|
|
I've been quarantining myself from most of the news. What did Cummings do? Try to put his head immunity thing into action?
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 14:44
|
|
|
An insane mind posted:I've been quarantining myself from most of the news. What did Cummings do? Try to put his head immunity thing into action? flagrantly break the guidelines he wrote himself and used to chip out the actual scientist from the council of big head honchos then he got the cabinet to defend it
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 14:56
|
|
|
His wife caught the roni and he broke every guideline and precaution to personally drop their kid off at his parents' home a couple hundred miles away. The current issue is that he was obviously justified in doing so because the people who make the rules are exempt from having to follow them, but the Tories are twisting themselves into pretzels to argue that he did no wrong without having to acknowledge this. Mostly by bitching at people who dare speak at their betters for "politicizing a family crisis". Zulily Zoetrope has issued a correction as of 15:08 on May 25, 2020 |
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 15:05
|
|
|
He went to his parent's to stay in a section of their property so they could help with looking after the kid. They then changed the story to say the sister was going to look after the kid. Turns out the sister only dropped groceries off at the front door. So they didn't need help with the kid. So there was no point in going. But they were spotted sightseeing whilst up there. And he was back and forth between Durham and London at least twice. And it was his mother's birthday during that time. And his wife's. Who apparently has financial interest in one of the places they visited. Oh and the wife wrote a fairly detailed story for a newspaper about their experience of lockdown and suffering with covid in their London home. It's a multi-layered story with more twists and turns than a loving murder mystery
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 15:39
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwBoVRYTjXQ He's about to give a live statement but so far the video is just an image of strange statue in a garden surrounded by barbed wire twoday has issued a correction as of 16:09 on May 25, 2020 |
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 16:05
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 16:23
|
|
|
twoday posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwBoVRYTjXQ that's the shape he takes when he's resting. human form is pretty difficult to maintain for his species
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 16:26
|
|
|
i cannot get over the fact how weird dominic cummings is
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 16:27
|
|
|
oliwan posted:i cannot get over the fact how weird dominic cummings is famously fourth-weirdest person in the cabinet
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 16:28
|
|
|
He’s telling some story instead of resigning as I had hoped.
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 16:36
|
|
|
twoday posted:He’s telling some story instead of resigning as I had hoped. nah this is better, if he had resigned now, this whole hilarious idiot circus might have ended instead it will keep going and going
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 16:41
|
|
|
lmao this guy is spinning his wheels he can't even lie properly about what his job is about, "i have to make decisions on what to bring to the PM "
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 17:02
|
|
|
Stop making fun of Dominic, that's your future prime minister
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 17:12
|
|
|
Has his spin been written by Prentiss McCabe?
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 17:13
|
|
|
i got to respect the hustle of not being sorry, that's one of my personal rules, never say sorry
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 17:18
|
|
|
which dsm diagnoses best describe dominic cummings
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 17:19
|
|
|
oliwan posted:which dsm diagnoses best describe dominic cummings Psychopath, sociopathy, antisocial personality disorder, narcissistic personality disorder, megalomania
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 17:21
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 26, 2024 00:21 |
|
|
HiHo ChiRho posted:Stop making fun of Dominic, that's your future prime minister 'future'?
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2020 17:30
|
|
