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DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

SoggyBobcat posted:

Actually I believe most Korean and Chinese Christians are of the evangelical variety due to the work of American missionaries.

There's evangelical and then there is American evangelical.

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Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

I thought you weren't supposed to test God

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Telsa Cola posted:

His approval ratings have been garbo during a national crisis and only saw a tiny tiny bump.

Thats unprecedented.

I read an article on the Correspondent that compared Trump's approval ratings to his predecessors, and the notable thing was that while Trump's rating was not high, it was really consistent, as opposed to Obama/Bush/Clinton/etc who would have sharp dips and peaks. It's like, his base doesn't care what he does, and to most other people it simply doesn't matter. There wasn't really a solid conclusion, other than the idea that the president doesn't really have to 'do' anything anymore. Not lead, take command or responsibility. Just be a guy who talks.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

davidspackage posted:

I read an article on the Correspondent that compared Trump's approval ratings to his predecessors, and the notable thing was that while Trump's rating was not high, it was really consistent, as opposed to Obama/Bush/Clinton/etc who would have sharp dips and peaks. It's like, his base doesn't care what he does, and to most other people it simply doesn't matter. There wasn't really a solid conclusion, other than the idea that the president doesn't really have to 'do' anything anymore. Not lead, take command or responsibility. Just be a guy who talks.

they elected him to hurt their enemies and he's doing that. Nothing else matters.

As long as he makes sure more New Yorkers die of covid-19 and withholds aid from blue states, these people will crawl to the polls to pull the lever for him as their lungs liquify and their children all nod off from heroin.

That's exactly what "promises kept" means.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

DarkCrawler posted:

You mean the guy who created the whole loving concept of a virus?

The virus is merely an extension of His divine hand, and only kills sinners.

Virulence
Jun 14, 2012

Cup Runneth Over posted:

south korea presumably lacks the insane strain of conservative evangelical that is common to America

https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/26/asia/shincheonji-south-korea-hnk-intl/index.html

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
Also: the Unification Church

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Cup Runneth Over posted:

south korea presumably lacks the insane strain of conservative evangelical that is common to America

this is not true at all. in fact the biggest surge in south korea came from a cult like church group in daegu

it's the fact that the rest of the country actually got mad at them so they basically capitulated and apologized and started working with the government on containing it.

if that happened in the states. the pastor would have doubled-down, because our entire country is very hosed up.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Strong Sauce posted:

this is not true at all. in fact the biggest surge in south korea came from a cult like church group in daegu

it's the fact that the rest of the country actually got mad at them so they basically capitulated and apologized and started working with the government on containing it.

if that happened in the states. the pastor would have doubled-down, because our entire country is very hosed up.

The pastor in the US state would have been able to do a $500k Freedom GoFundMe after getting brutally repressed by a stay at home order.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

DarkCrawler posted:

There's evangelical and then there is American evangelical.

i once had an evangelical christian korean-american (1st or 2nd gen immigrant, goes to a korean church) in my circle of friends. when a jewish man we all knew unexpectedly died young from a heart attack, he thought it was reasonable to announce that he was in hell unless he had accepted jesus christ on his deathbed. incidentally, several of the friends he announced this to were also jewish. a really cool and good strategy for evangelizing! that was years ago and last i'd heard he had shed his conservative upbringing, went through an alcoholism phase, and is now living happily as openly gay.

in summary: there aren't as many differences as you'd imagine.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

according to wiki, the religious breakdown in SK is;

-No religion (56.1%)
-Protestant Christianity (19.7%)
-Korean Buddhism (15.5%)
-Catholic Christianity (7.9%)
-Other (0.8%)

So there's a pretty significant chunk of bible thumpers there.


edit:

made me curious to compare it to glorious nippon:

-Buddhism and Shintoism[note 1] (91.6%)
-Christianity (1.5%)
-others (6.9%)

the land of anime stays winning :smug:

Mr Interweb has issued a correction as of 22:05 on May 24, 2020

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Mr Interweb posted:

according to wiki, the religious breakdown in SK is;

-No religion (56.1%)
-Protestant Christianity (19.7%)
-Korean Buddhism (15.5%)
-Catholic Christianity (7.9%)
-Other (0.8%)

So there's a pretty significant chunk of bible thumpers there.

America:
- Protestantism (48.9%)
- Catholicism (23.0%)
- Mormonism (1.8%)
- No religion (18.2%)
- Judaism (2.1%)
- Islam (0.8%)
- Other religion (2.5%)
- No response given/Unknown (2.7%)

So maybe you can guess why the circumstances are different?

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Cup Runneth Over posted:

south korea presumably lacks the insane strain of conservative evangelical that is common to America
South Korea is possibly the last country you should make this presumption about since American missionaries, especially Baptists, had substantial influence in Korea even before the division, that became concentrated in the south afterwards.

In my own interactions with South Korean Christians in the US they have tended toward the kind of conservative devotionalism that I was very familiar with growing up in a Baptist church

Pieces of Peace
Jul 8, 2006
Hazardous in small doses.

Cup Runneth Over posted:

America:
- Protestantism (48.9%)
- Catholicism (23.0%)
- Mormonism (1.8%)
- No religion (18.2%)
- Judaism (2.1%)
- Islam (0.8%)
- Other religion (2.5%)
- No response given/Unknown (2.7%)

So maybe you can guess why the circumstances are different?

except the SK protestant evangelical minority was kinda severely overrepresented in the military dictatorship we were propping up there for fifty years so, yanno, that narrows the gap a bit on how much batshit "christians" influence the government.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Why don't these people just look at it as "thank God he gave us masks, gloves, the free will to isolate and social distance along with the tools we need to protect ourselves?"

What's the old joke about how God gave someone a boat, a helicopter and whatever it was to save them from a flood?

BiggerBoat has issued a correction as of 22:44 on May 24, 2020

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

If you want better ideas on this then the D&D Koreas thread is very much not succ, so ask in there.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

BiggerBoat posted:

Why don't these people just look at it as "thank God he gave us masks, gloves, the free will to isolate and social distance along with the tools we need to protect ourselves?"

I always think back to that old af joke:

"There was a flood and as his neighbours loaded their car and offered him a ride to safety, the man stayed at his front door and said 'no need, God will save me'
Later the flooding got worse, and he was trapped on the second floor. Another man sailed by in a speedboat and saw the survivor, and offered him a lift in the boat, to which he replied 'no need, God will save me'
Finally, the waters rose yet again and he was trapped on the roof. A helicopter flew overhead and dropped a rope ladder down to him. Yet again he declined: 'no need, God will save me'

The man drowned, and when he reached the afterlife he complained to God 'why didn't you save me?'

And God replied: I sent your neighbour, a speedboat and a helicopter, what more do you loving want from me?"

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

they elected him to hurt their enemies and he's doing that. Nothing else matters.

As long as he makes sure more New Yorkers die of covid-19 and withholds aid from blue states, these people will crawl to the polls to pull the lever for him as their lungs liquify and their children all nod off from heroin.

That's exactly what "promises kept" means.

If you’re a short sighted sadist this is probably the best president of your lifetime.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


BiggerBoat posted:

Why don't these people just look at it as "thank God he gave us masks, gloves, the free will to isolate and social distance along with the tools we need to protect ourselves?"

What's the old joke about how he gave someone a boat, a helicopter and whatever it was to save them from a flood?

because they dont want to do those things

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

BiggerBoat posted:

We have a cartoonish, unapologetic evil political party that's wiping their rear end with the constitution right in front of our face every day - daring us to do anything about it - and an ineffectual, powerless, milquetoast and gutless opposition party that roughly one third of the population thinks hates jesus, wants to abolish Christmas and rapes children in underground pizza parlors.

I don't know if we've always been this hosed or if I'm just old enough now to really see it but god drat if I can see a way out. I've seen this weird creeping fascism working its way into our regular lives for a some time but I remain astonished at the SPEED by which it truly took hold and became normalized.

OANN is going to make what FOX News does seem quaint in the coming years, whether Trump wins in November or not. Mark it down.

I think it says something about this country that any time I see someone flying an American flag in their yard or on their car that it gives me a bad feeling about them.

The Conspiracy Theories A Conservative Must Believe Today

quote:

1. The belief that 10,000 climate scientists all around the world are either stupid, or engaged in a massive criminal conspiracy to concoct bad science in order to receive…more government grant funding. And that no other scientists are exposing it.

2. The belief that there is a giant conspiracy across all of news media to make Republicans look bad and elect Democrats–in spite of continually unfair press coverage of candidates like both Bernie Sanders *and* Hillary Clinton–in exchange for…what? It’s never really clear.

3. The belief without evidence that there is a giant conspiracy across local, state and federal elections officials all across the country to engage in mass wide-scale voter impersonation fraud. Needless to say, this would be insanely complicated, incredibly risky and hugely inefficient.

4. The belief that that there is a giant conspiracy to push migrants to the border in order to change the demographics of the U.S., in order to…increase taxes and gain “control”? This is a pretty nonsensical conspiracy, but it’s among the most common. It’s no surprise that this sort of rhetoric echoes fascist antisemitic tropes, which is why George Soros is so commonly included.

5. The belief that there was a deep conspiracy to elect a man named “Barack Hussein Obama” to the presidency in order to implement socialism in America…and that the shadowy socialist cabal picked a guy named “Barack Hussein Obama” for the job. Or made up his birth certificate from scratch and decided on one of the most unlikely presidential names imaginable in his birth year.

6. The belief that the “Deep State” entrapped Trump with Russia entanglements before the 2016 in order to derail his presidency if he won, but didn’t use it to stop him from winning, but were blindsided when he won, but have stymied his every move afterward.

7. The belief that there is a giant unexposed conspiracy of 100,000s of teachers/faculty across PreK and higher education to indoctrinate young people. Rather than students and young adults not buying into bigotry and doctrine once they learn something.

8. The belief that a tiny group of obscenely rich industrialists are the only truthtellers, the only ones looking out for the “forgotten man”, while millions of middle class professionals and civil servants are corrupt liars. This one is particularly ironic, as it represents a twisted funhouse version of Marxist theory.

9. The belief that millions of people want to disarm them to leave them defenseless against looters, burglars and Liberal Fascism ™, rather than just want their kids not to get shot at school again and again by trigger-happy Rambo cosplayers.

10. The belief that Green Energy is a scam to give connected companies money and make coal miners homeless, rather than an effort to save millions of lives from climate change, pollution and black lung.

11. The belief that social services are an intentionally corrupt scam to keep minority groups on the “Democrat Plantation” ™, rather than a good-faith effort to make up for the predations of a brutal market in a society riddled with horrific structural racism.

It goes on and on. And that’s just the standard stuff you hear from most GOP politicians on any given day. It doesn’t even get into the really weird conspiracies that millions of Republican voters actively believe, like QAnon, secret 5th column communists, pedophile illuminati, etc. It also doesn’t touch the dangerously errant shibboleths like “tax cuts pay for themselves” or “anyone can escape poverty if they really want to” which, while not conspiracy theories, are false articles of faith with destructive consequences.

Again, it would be one thing if these beliefs were limited to the GOP base. But it’s not just the rubes. It’s the Senators and the Representatives. It’s the President and his lawyers. They all feed from the paranoid conservative infotainment trough, which has to up the ante every year in order to make the world as it really is match up somehow with false conservative ideological orthodoxy.

It’s conspiracy theory turtles all the way down. And needless to say, in a two-party system, it’s incredibly dangerous for one party to be this far gone from reality.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

duz posted:

because they dont want to do those things

Well, ok. Join the fuckin club I guess. Aren't they happy they still have a hundred guns?

Tesseraction posted:

I always think back to that old af joke:

"There was a flood and as his neighbours loaded their car and offered him a ride to safety, the man stayed at his front door and said 'no need, God will save me'
Later the flooding got worse, and he was trapped on the second floor. Another man sailed by in a speedboat and saw the survivor, and offered him a lift in the boat, to which he replied 'no need, God will save me'
Finally, the waters rose yet again and he was trapped on the roof. A helicopter flew overhead and dropped a rope ladder down to him. Yet again he declined: 'no need, God will save me'

The man drowned, and when he reached the afterlife he complained to God 'why didn't you save me?'

And God replied: I sent your neighbour, a speedboat and a helicopter, what more do you loving want from me?"

That was it.

So substitute masks, gloves and a safe home then.

I'm having a hard time figuring these people out. Harder than usual I mean. This pandemic has really laid bare the things we prioritize and how people...well..."think" I suppose. I hate to be Mr. Smug Atheist Guy but I'm gently caress all if I can find anything worth following in these people's beliefs but the older I get and the worse this kind of thinking permeates, its loving depressing feeling like I increasingly live on my island of logic. Also so loving tired of centrists whining about "both sides" - which I run into a lot - from sports talk radio to my dumb FB page (that I should probably erase).

The gently caress do these people SEE in this person that inspires ANYTHING, let alone the teachings of the Bible?

augias
Apr 7, 2009


Gotem

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

BiggerBoat posted:

Well, ok. Join the fuckin club I guess. Aren't they happy they still have a hundred guns?


That was it.

So substitute masks, gloves and a safe home then.

I'm having a hard time figuring these people out. Harder than usual I mean. This pandemic has really laid bare the things we prioritize and how people...well..."think" I suppose. I hate to be Mr. Smug Atheist Guy but I'm gently caress all if I can find anything worth following in these people's beliefs but the older I get and the worse this kind of thinking permeates, its loving depressing feeling like I increasingly live on my island of logic. Also so loving tired of centrists whining about "both sides" - which I run into a lot - from sports talk radio to my dumb FB page (that I should probably erase).

The gently caress do these people SEE in this person that inspires ANYTHING, let alone the teachings of the Bible?

I think for people raised to believe strongly in individualism and American exceptionalism there’s a powerful draw to replace reality with whatever you want it to be, if you’re the protagonist in life not just another human on the planet it doesn’t make sense to inconvenience yourself for anyone else. Like a lot of these people are uncoupled from reality which is why their behavior doesn’t make sense.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Only covid 19 can save america

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





the thing is. apparently the entire world is against their beliefs

[img-skinner-no-its-the-rest-of-the-world-whos-stupid]

back on topicish

https://twitter.com/katienotopoulos/status/1264668632237445120

https://twitter.com/boshj/status/1264657844323876870

https://twitter.com/ItsJeffHiggins/status/1264670377671888898

the thing is, even if covid-19 is among these people and people start dying because of this gathering. no one will learn anything from this.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I don't want them to learn, I just want them to die

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Strong Sauce posted:

no one will learn anything from this.

This is universally true without any conditions or modifiers.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

WHY BONER NOW posted:

I thought you weren't supposed to test God

anyone who thinks they can test god without god instantly picking the worst possible outcome for you clearly hasn't read even a single page of the bible

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

BattleMaster posted:

anyone who thinks they can test god without god instantly picking the worst possible outcome for you clearly hasn't read even a single page of the bible

Maybe this is just God making the US go through the story of Job?

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

DarkCrawler posted:

Too many Americans think that their mom or hometown buddy being nice to them personally means they aren't an insane piece of poo poo wrecking untold damage on America and the world, and their only interaction with them should be either committing them to a mental hospital or cutting all ties if they don't do that.

no

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


Strong Sauce posted:

the thing is. apparently the entire world is against their beliefs

[img-skinner-no-its-the-rest-of-the-world-whos-stupid]

back on topicish

https://twitter.com/katienotopoulos/status/1264668632237445120

https://twitter.com/boshj/status/1264657844323876870

https://twitter.com/ItsJeffHiggins/status/1264670377671888898

the thing is, even if covid-19 is among these people and people start dying because of this gathering. no one will learn anything from this.

Yeah, that's the problem. 95+% of those people, even if they do get sick, will be fine. Maybe at worst they'll experience a (bad) flu that they can rationalise like it's no big deal, and they simply won't care about the people there that actually die. "They could've died in a car accident too, you know. Actually that's far more likely." :smug:

Meanwhile they literally won't even think about how they're actually spreading it, even if (or especially when) they don't have any (bad) symptoms.

Like, the other day I was doing my grocery shopping and the person I was with (part of my household, we took care to keep 2m distance) made a joke, I laughed, and some saliva went into my windpipe as it sometimes does when you're unlucky. I had to cough a couple of times, and it was drat uncomfortable for the rest of the shopping trip.

My first thoughts were:
1) poo poo, everyone is going to think I've got a bad cough. Better talk (kinda loud and obvious) about how some saliva went the wrong way so people don't worry that I might infect them because I'm the kind of rear end in a top hat that goes shopping when they're ill.
2) poo poo, I could be asymptomatic and be spreading this poo poo even though I don't want to, better get out of here fast as I can.

I took a bottle of coke of from a shelf, opened it and drank some to supress the cough, told the cashier why I did it, and (I hope) everything is fine.

I guarantee you none of those people would never even entertain those thoughts, or anything close to it.

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
Hi mom, congrats on getting teacher of the year again. I know we’re in the middle of a global pandemic and you’ve been leading efforts at the school to create safe childcare for children of first responders, but I’m going to have to pull you away from that and lock you up in the MENTAL HOSPITAL because four years ago you “voted against Hillary Clinton” after 20 years of Fox News brainwashing

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Cup Runneth Over posted:

south korea presumably lacks the insane strain of conservative evangelical that is common to America

Naw, they were converted by insane conservative evengelicals.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Thoguh posted:

Naw, they were converted by insane conservative evengelicals.

The Japanese were pretty brilliant keeping fundie christians out of their country for as long as possible.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Hi mom, congrats on getting teacher of the year again. I know we’re in the middle of a global pandemic and you’ve been leading efforts at the school to create safe childcare for children of first responders, but I’m going to have to pull you away from that and lock you up in the MENTAL HOSPITAL because four years ago you “voted against Hillary Clinton” after 20 years of Fox News brainwashing

They gave another option.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

maybe he was just coughing ironically, which is a thing chuds are doing now to own the libs blue collar service workers who don't want to die for their job

https://twitter.com/ananavarro/status/1264197952270106625

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

BiggerBoat posted:

my dumb FB page (that I should probably erase).

Do it. You will never look back.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Hi mom, congrats on getting teacher of the year again. I know we’re in the middle of a global pandemic and you’ve been leading efforts at the school to create safe childcare for children of first responders, but I’m going to have to pull you away from that and lock you up in the MENTAL HOSPITAL because four years ago you “voted against Hillary Clinton” after 20 years of Fox News brainwashing

I don't care about that teacher poo poo, your mom sucks forever

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://twitter.com/TomiLahren/status/1264669324733829121

[cue-dril-tweet]

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pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

She's weirdly right.

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