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Chris James 2 posted:*and unemployments this post will age well
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May 25, 2020 01:52
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loading... posted:there is absolutely no scenario whatsoever in which america ever would have taken this seriously If children were affected, we would have nuked China already.
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Australia update. Places are finally admitting that Australians are actually just toilet people and we now have to social distance between meat and porcelain Australians. This adds a dimension of excitement and danger in pub bathrooms.
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May 25, 2020 01:53
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nikosoft posted:If children were affected, we would have nuked China already. dude kids get gunned down all the time and nobody gives a gently caress
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May 25, 2020 01:53
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VectorSigma posted:dude kids get gunned down all the time and nobody gives a gently caress it's either black kids who count as teenagers in the eyes of whitey or the weekly sacrifice to the NRA
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May 25, 2020 01:54
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Chris James 2 posted:*and unemployments I mean we got pretty close Give it a few more months
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nikosoft posted:I don't understand people, we're in a shelter in place here in CA, but my neighbors are apparently out, doing stuff?? Just dive in and death cult it up already, the complaining on social media is for valor. seeing some people's reactions to covid, it really makes you wonder - if we had a ground war going on on us soil instead, but restaurants and such were still open, would people still go about their business like it didn't matter? it's just a little white phosphorus, don't be a pansy!
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Inceltown posted:Australia update. Places are finally admitting that Australians are actually just toilet people and we now have to social distance between meat and porcelain Australians. This adds a dimension of excitement and danger in pub bathrooms. Australians have to piss from six feet away from the urinal?
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Judakel posted:I hope fewer people buy masks so I can get N95s. Also clorox products. the grocery store i've been going to has had everything in stock except literally all cleaning products and literally all hand soap. barren shelves every time.
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Wrex Ruckus posted:Australians have to piss from six feet away from the urinal? There is a drain if you're a little short. Broken Machine posted:seeing some people's reactions to covid, it really makes you wonder - if we had a ground war going on on us soil instead, but restaurants and such were still open, would people still go about their business like it didn't matter? it's just a little white phosphorus, don't be a pansy! Most people aren't going now either but you would for sure have businesses telling people they still have to work and feeding chuds ego's so they swallow the whole line.
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May 25, 2020 01:58
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Chris James 2 posted:*and unemployments You don't have the attention span for the slow speed of this crisis
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May 25, 2020 01:59
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Mr Hootington posted:The only gunshot I've heard in my neighborhood is some guy doming himself with a shotgun in his garage 3 years ago. Had no idea until the ambulances came. Thought it was fireworks. I manage to live in festive neighborhoods it seems. There was even an "officer involved shooting" or whatever they call it when a cop shoots someone down the street from here a few days ago, yesterday maybe? no idea time isn't real
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Tests on 1,118 Stockholm residents carried out by Sweden's Public Health Agency over one week in late April showed that only 7.3% had developed the antibodies needed to stave off the disease.
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facetoucher cat posted:They just started setting off fireworks in my apartment complex and I forgot about the holiday and thought it was gunshots and my heart sunk for a split second lol if you don't hear gunshots all the time. Wait, do you not live in America or something?
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euphronius posted:law firms don’t want healthy people neither does the maritime industry, even if healthy people are far more productive and give clients better service.
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We don't even have fireworks here  Drunk Aussies are too stupid to not hurt themselves with explosives so we've been banned from playing with them till we grow up.
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SKULL.GIF posted:it is extremely uncomfortable to be fat when it's hot people always say this and I was so excited to not hate the summer anymore when I lost a ton of weight, but it turns out I loving hate the heat even more now that I'm a normal weight basically I feel lied to and betrayed, and also gently caress any temperature above 75 degrees
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May 25, 2020 02:04
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Paradoxish posted:people always say this and I was so excited to not hate the summer anymore when I lost a ton of weight, but it turns out I loving hate the heat even more now that I'm a normal weight 69 degrees is my ideal temperature and it hasn't changed as I've lost weight
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May 25, 2020 02:06
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AppleNippleBOB posted:lol if you don't hear gunshots all the time. no I totes hear them all the time, that's why my heart sunk and I almost hit the deck for a split second because I forgot it was a holiday and it was a firework. Being around gunfire should never make your butthole pucker less when you hear it directly next to your apartment
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Mayor Dave posted:69 degrees is my ideal temperature and it hasn't changed as I've lost weight nice
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people already setting off fireworks near here  july's gonna be fun
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My employer just announced that all high risk employees are working from home until there’s a vaccine. So uhh now that I’ll be quarantined at home for 18+ months, what should I buy to improve my quality of life? In the past two months I’ve added: - hammock - porch swing - gas grill - garage gym - his and hers bicycles - soda stream - crock pot - instapot - bean hoard
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Poor snoo
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Inceltown posted:Poor snoo hazel-ra(t)!
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Civilized Fishbot posted:More like the 80s, apparently Thanks Reagan
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Bootleg m-80s are what make America great. Everyone that loses a finger to illegal fireworks gets a honorary US citizenship.
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You can hear the pitched running battles every night among the local foxes here in west London. I saw a fox the other night it was so skinny  
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Pump Jockey posted:My employer just announced that all high risk employees are working from home until there’s a vaccine. So uhh now that I’ll be quarantined at home for 18+ months, what should I buy to improve my quality of life? In the past two months I’ve added: Consider growing your own greens maybe? Things like microgreens are super easy to grow and it's awesome having fresh stuff ready to pick when you want a meal.
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Paradoxish posted:people always say this and I was so excited to not hate the summer anymore when I lost a ton of weight, but it turns out I loving hate the heat even more now that I'm a normal weight well at least now you get to hate winter too without all that insulation
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https://twitter.com/bethbourdon/status/1264702232227971072 as a recovered catholic the priests just fling the water at people anyway so this is kinda hilarious to me that they could have been doing this the entire time
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Rhesus Pieces posted:well at least now you get to hate winter too without all that insulation lmao I was out in shorts and a t-shirt this winter in like 35 degrees 35-75 degrees is truly the only way to live
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haha not so smart now basing your species around our dumbass species now are you rats
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Chris James 2 posted:people already setting off fireworks near here Is it normal to set off fireworks outside New Years and Fourth of July? That's the only time I hear them in central Florida.
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