Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
take_it_slow
Jul 7, 2011

Dolash posted:

I remember someone earlier in the thread posting the top annual cause of death numbers, I think cracking 100k leaves Coronavirus only a few 10ks away from claiming like third most common cause of death in the U.S. for 2020.

Ebola Roulette posted:

Number of deaths for leading causes of death

Heart disease: 647,457

Cancer: 599,108

Accidents (unintentional injuries): 169,936

Chronic lower respiratory diseases: 160,201

Stroke (cerebrovascular diseases): 146,383

Alzheimer’s disease: 121,404

Diabetes: 83,564 Roni 83,807

Influenza and pneumonia: 55,672

Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome, and nephrosis: 50,633

Intentional self-harm (suicide): 47,173

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
https://twitter.com/apwestregion/status/1264758194225717249

and the food supply hits just keep on comin’

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

well why did they keep it all in one place seems dumb imo

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

CODChimera posted:

it's only a matter of time until someone does that with a real gun and kills them. someone start the clock!

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010


drat,. diabetes was the og silent killer

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


I regret to inform you that if tomorrow repeats today's numbers, then we WON'T hit 100k mañana

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

well why did they keep it all in one place seems dumb imo

i mean you don't really expect the waterfront to burn down

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




ofc the numbers are way off bc it’s a holiday

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


:perfect:

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

get ready for numbers to explode right after we cross 100k, they’re definitely delaying death reporting to keep the number below 100k for as long as possible

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Rated PG-34 posted:

ofc the numbers are way off bc it’s a holiday

corona will take the day off

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Shear Modulus posted:

corona will take the day off

corona respects the troops

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Soy Division posted:

get ready for numbers to explode right after we cross 100k, they’re definitely delaying death reporting to keep the number below 100k for as long as possible

Wrap it up coronailure, chuds beat it fair and square

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Thesaurus posted:

I regret to inform you that if tomorrow repeats today's numbers, then we WON'T hit 100k mañana

If we're basing it on Worldometer they'd have to severely step on the numbers tomorrow to miss 100k

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




imagine how difficult it will be to hire replacement teachers in about nine months from now, when the reason that openings exist is “prev teacher died from the schools roni air”

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
Spare Us Number's Day Off

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
Not sure I ever need to eat meat again now that I can make tofu

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Ebola Roulette posted:

Number of deaths for leading causes of death

Heart disease: 647,457

Cancer: 599,108

Accidents (unintentional injuries): 169,936

Chronic lower respiratory diseases: 160,201

Stroke (cerebrovascular diseases): 146,383

Alzheimer’s disease: 121,404

Diabetes: 83,564 Roni 83,807

Influenza and pneumonia: 55,672

Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome, and nephrosis: 50,633

Intentional self-harm (suicide): 47,173

some of those strokes and penumonias are also coronas

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Not sure I ever need to eat meat again now that I can make tofu



mmm plain tofu and rice

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Not sure I ever need to eat meat again now that I can make tofu



smdh missed a perfect chance to sneak a ballsack into this shot

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Not sure I ever need to eat meat again now that I can make tofu



this meal is upsetting me

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

snoo posted:

mmm plain tofu and rice

salt & pepper tofu is super simple and good

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



eric ciaramella posted:

every president with a shot has to pander to iowa corn farmers with corn subsidiees, resulting in dirt cheap corn syrup that can be put in every processed food

Trump said Iowans were morons, knew the corn gas poo poo was a huge waste, and said he'd take them away because it's dumb and a waste. He almost won Iowa and did with the Presidency lol

Squizzle posted:

imagine how difficult it will be to hire replacement teachers in about nine months from now, when the reason that openings exist is “prev teacher died from the schools roni air”

we're gonna go old school medieval and start attributing causes of death to stuff like "teeth" and "astrology"

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Zeroisanumber posted:

i mean you don't really expect the waterfront to burn down

i expect anything and everything to be burnable at any point

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



once I finish the meat stuff I have I'm definitely going vegetarian. All the extra chopping is annoying but the increases in cost and scaling back of health regulations sort of makes it a no brainer, especially since I have like 40 pounds of god's own perfect food - lentils

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Notorious R.I.M. posted:

salt & pepper tofu is super simple and good

what's in the bowl

is it salted pepper water

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Not sure I ever need to eat meat again now that I can make tofu



more butter

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Epic High Five posted:

once I finish the meat stuff I have I'm definitely going vegetarian. All the extra chopping is annoying but the increases in cost and scaling back of health regulations sort of makes it a no brainer, especially since I have like 40 pounds of god's own perfect food - lentils

DAL!

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


please stop posting food. all the food posted here looks gross.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



i love a nice side of floppy disk to go with my dinner

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

snoo posted:

what's in the bowl

is it salted pepper water

lemon juice, salt, pepper

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Gio posted:

please stop posting food. all the food posted here looks gross.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Gio posted:

please stop posting food. all the food posted here looks gross.

turn on you are monitor

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




why not go to tofu fried rice?
or Hong Kong style with finely chopped spicy peppers and onions?

I’m angry at how boring that fried salt and pepper tofu is.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Gio posted:

please stop posting food. all the food posted here looks gross.



I made spam and egg fried rice with homemade kimchi

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Squizzle posted:

imagine how difficult it will be to hire replacement teachers in about nine months from now, when the reason that openings exist is “prev teacher died from the schools roni air”

lol hiring, public schools are going to disappear entirely when the taxes dry up. Bay Area districts already are discussing layoffs from Newsom’s revised COVID budget

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




its going to be fun for parents to try to separate legit homeschooling info from the insane fundie indoctrination nonsense. good luck!

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


snoo posted:



I made spam and egg fried rice with homemade kimchi

im sorry, but you need some dirty clothes next to it and it should either be poorly lit or over saturated

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

does anyone have that blog linked like two weeks ago that featured covid street art and rent strike/solidarity posters from around the world? asking for several friends irl

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

robot roll call posted:

buddy, that's soup

I think because I had I didn't have any tomato paste or lentils, I should've lessened the amount of vegetable broth a bit to compensate, that's probably why it's bit more liquidy than needed. It's still hella good tho

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply