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Shear Modulus posted:you can just jump between restaurant types? i thought you had to specialize You have to make the rice every day for 8 years before they allow you to prepare the bibimbap
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Shear Modulus posted:since someone said it was from apple my guess was a count of times that people asked for directions from apple maps Oh I read the website, yeah you're right. It's the number of times chuds searched for directions to Bubba's Cramped Outdoor Pool Bar
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the most important kind of chef is the bartender, or as they are more commonly known, the chef of alcohol
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Shear Modulus posted:you can just jump between food types? i thought you had to specialize
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abuse culture. posted:aside from critiquing the actual execution (eg your sauce looks like it is somehow both too watery and too chunky etc) the idea behind it is basically irredeemable. pasta is a starch, why are you throwing more starch on it. do you ever dip your chicken nuggets in loving tomato sauce. does your whole meal need to be extruded out of a die buddy if starch on starch gets you this mad wait till you find out what a chicken parm sandwich is
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abuse culture. posted:anyone who has decent technique and instincts can cook a recipe when properly trained. most of the time you’re cooking the same 5-10 things over and over so anyone with a sense of pride, a patient teacher, and a functioning brain stem will learn pretty quickly There are lots of super fancy techniques that chefs use, but most people can get good at cooking if they just practice and are willing to try new things (and occasionally mess up)
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May 25, 2020 07:25
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Gonna go eat a whole loaf of bread
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May 25, 2020 07:26
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next ull be saying you don't make ur own pasta
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May 25, 2020 07:27
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It was not my intent to draw snoo into this trap. I cannot believe how ugly this situation has become. Goon shaming goon. I will atone for this sin. I will eat the parmsta. I will NOT eat the parmsta
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May 25, 2020 07:32
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I ate a bowl of beans with a shitload of tapatio in them. that's what I cooked
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https://twitter.com/baltimoresun/status/1264704005428699136 oh word??
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oxsnard posted:There are lots of super fancy techniques that chefs use, but most people can get good at cooking if they just practice and are willing to try new things (and occasionally mess up) and the goal is not to achieve fine dining levels of precision and expertise. just learn how to butcher a whole chicken and know how to cut veggies. the most rudimentary of knife skills along with salt, pepper, and some oil is all you need to get off the ground. I am no chef and never will be, but I still taught myself how to brunoise an onion damnit.
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Solarin posted:I ate a bowl of beans with a shitload of tapatio in them. that's what I cooked tapatio owns but something about the eyes of the man on the label creep me out
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Solarin posted:I ate a bowl of beans with a shitload of tapatio in them. that's what I cooked a week or two ago when i was drunk i opened up a can of black beans and ate them and it was the most delicious thing id ever eaten
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Shear Modulus posted:a week or two ago when i was drunk i opened up a can of black beans and ate them and it was the most delicious thing id ever eaten little early to be dipping into your apocalypse beans
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Mourne posted:
I believe the term you were looking for was “chop an onion damnit”
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May 25, 2020 07:36
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that’s impossible! I’ve heard we beat this thing.
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Mourne posted:and the goal is not to achieve fine dining levels of precision and expertise. just learn how to butcher a whole chicken and know how to cut veggies. the most rudimentary of knife skills along with salt, pepper, and some oil is all you need to get off the ground. you don’t even need pepper really
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I believe the term you were looking for was “chop an onion damnit” 
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snoo posted:what's wrong with my loving pasta lil tip: use a hair dryer to melt da cheese
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May 25, 2020 07:37
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Marryland more like Marrylung and ur about 2 get divorced 
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May 25, 2020 07:38
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Rinse your fuckin rice
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May 25, 2020 07:38
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Shear Modulus posted:a week or two ago when i was drunk i opened up a can of black beans and ate them and it was the most delicious thing id ever eaten canned black beans are better than they have any right to be. except the new brand my grocer is carrying; the bean juice is thin and not seasoned as well.
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May 25, 2020 07:39
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punchymcpunch posted:lil tip: use a hair dryer to melt da cheese That tends to blow the cheese around a bit. You can put a plate in the oven for a while to heat up and then place that on top of the cheese to melt it.
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May 25, 2020 07:39
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but chugging pure uncut bean juice 2 cure the roni
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May 25, 2020 07:40
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Learn how to make some Jamaican peas and rice. That poo poo is off the hook
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May 25, 2020 07:40
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injecting the beans straight into my lungs
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May 25, 2020 07:41
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I'm eating the cheese straight out of the bag
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May 25, 2020 07:41
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abuse culture. posted:you don’t even need pepper really 
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abuse culture. posted:wtf is wrong with you sir turn on ur monitor
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snoo posted:I'm eating the cheese straight out of the bag are you currently under the influence of drugs or alcohol or have you just given up?
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May 25, 2020 07:46
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abuse culture. posted:aside from critiquing the actual execution (eg your sauce looks like it is somehow both too watery and too chunky etc) the idea behind it is basically irredeemable. pasta is a starch, why are you throwing more starch on it. do you ever dip your chicken nuggets in loving tomato sauce. does your whole meal need to be extruded out of a die 
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May 25, 2020 07:48
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Oneiros posted:canned black beans are better than they have any right to be. except the new brand my grocer is carrying; the bean juice is thin and not seasoned as well. This will be a deep insult in our near future. "Your been juice is thin and not seasoned well, you god damned Coronid!"
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May 25, 2020 07:49
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Brazil is going to be the first country to hit a million dead. https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1264734384764190720
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May 25, 2020 07:49
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lmao pasta elitists this is the roni zone nerds not the macaroni zone
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:This will be a deep insult in our near future. empires will rise and fall on the quality of their bean juice
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May 25, 2020 07:50
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nuggie pasta is stupid its not like good pasta ingredients are expensive. the rest of the food looks good. i would give snoos cooking a workmanlike 7.5/10
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Charlz Guybon posted:Brazil is going to be the first country to hit a million dead. Brazil is looking like an utter catastrophe and India is a few weeks about from being one while still going exponential
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May 25, 2020 07:53
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whack a box of uncooked spaghetti against a door frame eight or eleven times, then open the box and throw handfuls of “spaghetti confetti” into the air and try to catch as much as you can in yr mouth
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe5XU8FpfyM https://mobile.twitter.com/RawStory/status/1264702720193073152 quote:“Somebody saw us and the mayor and I were both wearing masks and they yelled at us to take them off,” Chen recalled on Sunday. “Somebody claimed that sunlight is the best disinfectant.”
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