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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

abuse culture. posted:

wtf is wrong with you

thats just chicken parm, that owns

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Gyms facebook said NJ changed their locks over night so they are unable to open until wednesday :lol:

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Gyms facebook said NJ changed their locks over night so they are unable to open until wednesday :lol:

don’t they just suspend the business license or even worst case put chains on the doors? I don’t see the state hiring a locksmith to come change the locks on a private business.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Burn Zone posted:

don’t they just suspend the business license or even worst case put chains on the doors? I don’t see the state hiring a locksmith to come change the locks on a private business.

I guess in theory they could have asked the owner of the building to do it.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/1263901950829002757

ha ha ha we are all literally worth 1 loving dollar a'piece I love america this owns lmao!!!!

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




not sure how it's much different than shutting a place down for health code violations

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Bulldoze the loving building and send the bill to the conservative group that's funding and encouraging the "protest"

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
thank you halliburton

etalian posted:

Yes Men already designed something


Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Lpzie posted:

i'm beaned up!!

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Trixie Hardcore posted:

REGULATION UPDATE: All goons MUST submit a picture of every meal so that we can explain how we are all professional chefs and your meal is poo poo. Then you must eat the meal while playing a laugh track because nothing you do will ever be good enough.

Do I... do I have to post the diet cola and whiskey I had for a meal?

I mean I could but it's not really what one would call a meal. Still, it's right in line with "lovely food that goons think is fine" :shrug:

Rah! posted:

i filled my mask with beans so i get a tasty and nutritious snack with every breath

That one dark elf from Oblivion, but instead of "The Feed Bag" it's "The Bean Bag"


:captainpop:

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
27 cases remain....

Mourne
Sep 1, 2004

by Athanatos
I swear to god I’ve seen this press secretary on pornhub.

miss Kayleigh looks familiar

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Mourne posted:

I swear to god I’ve seen this press secretary on pornhub.

miss Kayleigh looks familiar

:chloe:

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Dumb Lowtax posted:

thank you halliburton

where's the butt plug and jackeroffer. doesn't even tell time, gotta bring your own. shameful

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

In China people are saying that millions of Americans actually died from the roni and there’s no place to bury them so they became ground meat but then I saw that story today about food safety deregulation :tinfoil:

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Why wouldn't Trump hire a porn star as a press secretary? It seems pretty on-brand to me.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!

This gym keeps popping up and I'm always too lazy to read the stories. Gyms are opening across the country, what did this gym in particular do to piss off their governor?

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Grem posted:

This gym keeps popping up and I'm always too lazy to read the stories. Gyms are opening across the country, what did this gym in particular do to piss off their governor?

Some states have embraced death and reopened gyms. Some states have not. This gym is in one of the latter states. It's also run by white supremacist chuds that will inevitably try to grift on gofundme, so it owns that they are getting more punishment than they could hope to recover from.

Pyrus Malus
Nov 22, 2007
APPLES
chicken nuggets are just chicken meatballs and meatballs are italiano like pasta

the nugsta might be the most ideal image of a pasta that was beforehand only knowable as a perfect representation in the realm of forms

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Man Musk posted:

In China people are saying that millions of Americans actually died from the roni and there’s no place to bury them so they became ground meat but then I saw that story today about food safety deregulation :tinfoil:

At this point sure, why the gently caress not, there's no way to accurately find out anything close to reality about the severity of what's happening here no matter what anyway

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Just some late night thoughts, but I hope all of you are keeping yourselves mentally healthy through this.

A better world for future generations won't be possible if leftists and assholes like you guys give up hope for that better world.

Take care of yourselves, goons.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Funion posted:

Just some late night thoughts, but I hope all of you are keeping yourselves mentally healthy through this.

A better world for future generations won't be possible if leftists and assholes like you guys give up hope for that better world.

Take care of yourselves, goons.

the good news is the plague has not changed my overall mental health. the bad news is

kater
Nov 16, 2010


thats the ventilator that u can make from a cpap right

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
WHERES ME loving MONEY JACINDA

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

snoo posted:

I love tofu and simple stuff can be fine and I'm sure it was but please get some soy sauce or something

You need gochujang for your kimchi fried rice to really get that flavor going, it's pretty cheap and comes in big tubs and I'm sure you can get it at the Asian store.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Funion posted:

Just some late night thoughts, but I hope all of you are keeping yourselves mentally healthy through this.

A better world for future generations won't be possible if leftists and assholes like you guys give up hope for that better world.

Take care of yourselves, goons.

I like to listen to a lot of melodramatic music from Gundam when I start losing hope, lmao. Here's some good bits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQBdMedCkb0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZNLJXBl9pw

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Funion posted:

Just some late night thoughts, but I hope all of you are keeping yourselves mentally healthy through this.

A better world for future generations won't be possible if leftists and assholes like you guys give up hope for that better world.

Take care of yourselves, goons.

Thank you for this, you too!!!!

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/bgates420/status/1264759903643729929

e. glad ur not dead, friend!

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

neutral milf hotel posted:

e. glad ur not dead, friend!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

MorrisBae posted:

Virus mutates and kills 20 million kids, Trump nukes China to deflect blame, US gets nuked in retaliation, we all die

That’s my parlay bet

this is entirely out of touch with reality

what's going to actually happen is it'll mutate and kill 20 million kids and they'll be demanding we open schools up

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

oxsnard posted:

Rinse your fuckin rice

No. Why?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

gotta wash off the roni

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Also snoo's food pics are roughly 10000x better than the usual abominations that get posted in cspam and that's not a compliment, it's just that the other pics are insanely disturbing

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012



It's less gloopy and more flavorful when cooked in water if it was washed. You should only use unwashed rice if you start it in oil like in Persian cuisine - the starch helps then (by emulsifying with the oil it lets the oil get absorbed)

dex_sda has issued a correction as of 11:30 on May 25, 2020

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Soak ur basmati for 30 minutes

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat


seen on the 5 north near Glendale, CA

Organic Lube User
Apr 15, 2005

Funion posted:

Just some late night thoughts, but I hope all of you are keeping yourselves mentally healthy through this.

A better world for future generations won't be possible if leftists and assholes like you guys give up hope for that better world.

Take care of yourselves, goons.

I don't think it's making me any more suicidal than I was before, but I'm definitely coming out of this with some significant mental damage.

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I unbanned myself recently but snoo’s food is sending me back into a depression

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