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KozmoNaut posted:My mom is a decent cook, but she was very busy for a while, so dinner would sometimes be "ruskomsnusk", which was chopped onions, bacon and sliced hotdogs, fried in a pan, served over white rice. It's trashy as hell, but absolutely a comfort food. I've never seen my mom chop an onion in my life. She chops fruit and stuff but, if the recipe requires heat applied and it's not from a can or microwavable, she doesn't do it. Luckily we went to sit down restaurants often, and I myself learned to cook pretty early because it was fun.
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Dienes posted:In undergrad, a friend would make this casserole called "Joe's Junk." Cooked brown rice, browned crumbled sausage, corn, and cream of mushroom soup. Its heavy, its salty, it looks like cat puke, but drat if it still isn't a comfort food. Sounds like wild rice casserole that my mom used to make in the 70's and 80's.
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# ? May 25, 2020 18:29 |
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# ? May 25, 2020 19:42 |
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# ? May 25, 2020 19:44 |
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I want to see those snickers commercials where it makes some angry person satisfied, but the pickle version just enrages them more.
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# ? May 25, 2020 19:45 |
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Pickle Snickers Snickle Pickers
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# ? May 25, 2020 19:45 |
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Dabir posted:Pickle Snickers Pickle Snick
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# ? May 25, 2020 20:27 |
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https://twitter.com/InvincibleSugar/status/1263364323713232897?s=20 She paid to promote this, 100% of the replies are baristas telling her to die screaming, and as of this morning she still hasn't quite grasped that she's the problem here.
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# ? May 25, 2020 20:31 |
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Why would you ever pay to promote a post like that
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# ? May 25, 2020 20:54 |
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I don't drink coffee and I've never been to a Starbucks and I have absolutely no idea what this is other than obviously a monstrosity.
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# ? May 25, 2020 20:55 |
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gschmidl posted:I don't drink coffee and I've never been to a Starbucks and I have absolutely no idea what this is other than obviously a monstrosity. My friend who's a longtime Starbucks barista says $9 worth of runny sugar in a cup Probably about 3000 calories too lol
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# ? May 25, 2020 20:59 |
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It's an overcomplicated milkshake.
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# ? May 25, 2020 21:00 |
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Sex Hobbit posted:https://twitter.com/InvincibleSugar/status/1263364323713232897?s=20 Didn't even know they had strawberry at starbux now. It's really not that complicated than a few nagging details. It's like, just make a frap with strawberries and cookie bits and a few pumps of flavor, put whip, cookies and strawberris on top. I put a scone in a frap once and it ended up pretty bad. The worst thing I ever had someone order, and he would order it weekly, was a Breve Latte....a quad shot venti. So this is like 20 ounces of steamed half n half...and this man drinks this weekly.
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# ? May 25, 2020 21:06 |
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Internet Wizard posted:Why would you ever pay to promote a post like that In the replies they keep saying "you wouldn't have seen it if I didn't right?" but like..she's not selling anything or even shilling her blog or anything, so why does it matter if people see it? the only explanation I can come up with is maybe a brain parasite that spreads via annoying other people got access to the internet.
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# ? May 25, 2020 21:07 |
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Colin Robinson?
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# ? May 25, 2020 21:11 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:Didn't even know they had strawberry at starbux now. It's really not that complicated than a few nagging details. It's like, just make a frap with strawberries and cookie bits and a few pumps of flavor, put whip, cookies and strawberris on top. I put a scone in a frap once and it ended up pretty bad. I had a guy that would order a 6 shot venti latte, with an empty short cup for extra half and half to add to it when he'd drunk half the latte. He ordered this at least three times a week. He was the size of a small car. If someone had ordered that sugar frappe on my shift that sticker would have been passed around like a hot potato. gently caress frappes in general.
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# ? May 25, 2020 21:32 |
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What kind of person goes into a Starbucks, scans the extensive menu of toothachingly sweet concoctions, and thinks, “None of these are quite what I need, going to make something up that will REALLY show my pancreas who’s boss”?
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# ? May 25, 2020 22:07 |
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Brawnfire posted:Colin Robinson? He would also be the one to stand at the register and try to order that.
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# ? May 25, 2020 22:20 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:What kind of person goes into a Starbucks, scans the extensive menu of toothachingly sweet concoctions, and thinks, “None of these are quite what I need, going to make something up that will REALLY show my pancreas who’s boss”? Roughly half the people that regularly go to Starbucks If not more
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# ? May 25, 2020 22:27 |
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On the maybe twice a year trip to Starbucks, it's a Carmel latte or frappiccho
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# ? May 25, 2020 22:31 |
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Sex Hobbit posted:https://twitter.com/InvincibleSugar/status/1263364323713232897?s=20 my barista wife says an extra scoop of strawberries is like over a dollar
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# ? May 25, 2020 22:51 |
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I'm not a fan of coffee so if I wander into a starbucks it's to get a caramel macchiato. Which if we're going by the construction of the name is just a bunch of caramel marked by a bit of espresso for taste. And as far as made up names go that's pretty on the nose.
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# ? May 25, 2020 22:53 |
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fizzymercy posted:I had a guy that would order a 6 shot venti latte, with an empty short cup for extra half and half to add to it when he'd drunk half the latte. He ordered this at least three times a week. He was the size of a small car. Worked at starbux when fraps were first introduced, and we were very resistant to them, used to talk poo poo about customers ordering them constantly. In my later life I really loving love that smoores frap. got that marshmallow at the bottom, mmm.
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# ? May 25, 2020 23:13 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrrJw5cZtcY
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# ? May 26, 2020 01:12 |
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loving
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# ? May 26, 2020 01:21 |
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Fartington Butts posted:He would also be the one to stand at the register and try to order that. *sniff-laugh* Baristas um... Baristas just hate it when I order this. But that's just the whipped topping on my treat; the real fun comes when- ah, they're making it now. Hey Mike? Mike? From your name tag, it says Mike... You put the milk in the wrong order. According to um, according to the Starbucks drink specifications as outlined *shows phone screen* here--and I'm not trying to be a a a pain or anything, really, I used to work in the service industry myself...
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# ? May 26, 2020 01:27 |
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I feel like I just saw a crime being committed. And not a normal one. One of those weird ones from the 1800's that are still on the books but was only broken once right before it was written. It is henceforth illegal in the state of Massachusetts to paint your cattle pink.
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# ? May 26, 2020 01:49 |
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11 months out of the year I don't darken Starbucks' door. But when that loving peppermint mocha shows up...
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# ? May 26, 2020 02:16 |
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Grand Fromage posted:11 months out of the year I don't darken Starbucks' door. It’s available year round.
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# ? May 26, 2020 02:17 |
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Sex Hobbit posted:It’s available year round. Why would you do this to him?
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Facebook Aunt posted:Why would you do this to him? Iced ones in summer are very underappreciated!
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# ? May 26, 2020 02:20 |
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Sex Hobbit posted:https://twitter.com/InvincibleSugar/status/1263364323713232897?s=20 this drink sounds like an ironic torture in hell for people who overpriced insulin on earth
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# ? May 26, 2020 02:21 |
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cash crab posted:this drink sounds like an ironic torture in hell for people who overpriced insulin on earth With how much all those extras cost I feel like a barista would be all about that. Sure honey, here's your 30$ 'coffee'.
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# ? May 26, 2020 02:58 |
Maybe if baristas got paid more for selling higher priced drinks.
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# ? May 26, 2020 03:02 |
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And also didn't just get a fraction of the communal tip jar
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# ? May 26, 2020 03:08 |
We literally invented menus to get people to stop doing this.
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# ? May 26, 2020 03:51 |
cash crab posted:this drink sounds like an ironic torture in hell for people who overpriced insulin on earth her only white knights on twitter are furries
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# ? May 26, 2020 04:19 |
Submarine Sandpaper posted:her only white knights on twitter are furries Surprising since a lot of furries are failed art majors working at Starbucks.
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Individually I am down with everything on that plate..... but together? And arranged like that? Jesus.
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