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New skill to add to resumes: "able to shut the gently caress up." (Note: that won't be going on mine.)
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snoo posted:for real tho it's "bon appétit jammy eggs" but I did mine a minute longer, thank u Your food pics look so good I thought you were just showing pics from the recipe sites, nice. Please fax me your awesome pretty foods.
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May 26, 2020 04:12
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BMX Ninja posted:I don't know how racism works in America, but to an outsider the term African-American comes across as incredibly racist. Like why would you need to mention, in a roundabout way, the skin colour of the person supposedly threatening you are freedoms? It's a way for a pissed off white lady to threaten a black man with death.
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May 26, 2020 04:15
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:He didn’t just politely ask her to put the dog on the leash gently caress you.
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May 26, 2020 04:15
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:So is escalating a situation by luring some rear end in a top hat’s dog away from them and then recording them while they plead for you to stop until they break down in hysterics and call the cops Wow, you really are a racist sack of poo poo.
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May 26, 2020 04:16
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I am officially going back into the classroom in June. 1 student a day for 2 hours. The others will have to do distance learning if if isn't their day. My parents were so happy one of them cried on the phone when I told her.
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May 26, 2020 04:21
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Greg Legg posted:I am officially going back into the classroom in June. 1 student a day for 2 hours. The others will have to do distance learning if if isn't their day. My parents were so happy one of them cried on the phone when I told her. 1 student a day for 2 hours so how many kids a day? Can you even see a full class more than once a week?
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May 26, 2020 04:28
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Just splashed my face with rose water after a socially distant afternoon on the lawn with the old folks following 3 months of mutual quarantine. Stay safe out there, gentle goons.
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May 26, 2020 04:29
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So when is the infection bump going to hit?
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May 26, 2020 04:44
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facetoucher cat posted:1 student a day for 2 hours so how many kids a day? Can you even see a full class more than once a week? I only have 8 but the department set a limit of 3 bodies in a room at a time for the population I serve so at this point I won't even see half of my class over the entire summer because of nurses and aides assigned to the kids. I will try to work with my principal and parents to try and get to as many of them as possible though
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May 26, 2020 04:44
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Dean of Swing posted:So when is the infection bump going to hit? probably never because we are going to all pretend this isnt happening lalalala alternatively the picture becomes so horrific in developing countries that the public can be distracted from their own misery
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May 26, 2020 04:45
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RandomBlue posted:Wow, you really are a racist sack of poo poo. he’s desperately looking for the construction site this guy was walking around in, cause, you know, those people...
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May 26, 2020 04:46
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Maybe instead of a poll on the official number of deaths we should all try and guess the most outrageous way states attempt to mask the true number of deaths. I'm gonna go with some governor (looking at you Florida) refusing to treat covid deaths as an official death of any cause in their records and in the information they file with the CDC. Immortality baby!
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May 26, 2020 04:49
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Mr Hootington posted:I like soldiers who don't die. lol trump is funny
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May 26, 2020 04:50
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Greg Legg posted:I only have 8 but the department set a limit of 3 bodies in a room at a time for the population I serve so at this point I won't even see half of my class over the entire summer because of nurses and aides assigned to the kids. I will try to work with my principal and parents to try and get to as many of them as possible though How do you feel about this? Is it worth it to everyone involved? Not working sucks but dying sucks worse
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May 26, 2020 04:51
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Honestly I'm in Hawaii and not too worried right now. I appreciate your concern though!
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May 26, 2020 04:53
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slave to my cravings posted:I don’t give a poo poo anymore. If these people want to put themselves in danger let them do it. the poor medical staff working on their dying bodies e: also them infecting people (primarily minorities) that work essential jobs
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May 26, 2020 04:53
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squirrelzipper posted:he’s desperately looking for the construction site this guy was walking around in, cause, you know, those people... Was wondering where I'd seen that type of argument most recently.
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May 26, 2020 04:54
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slave to my cravings posted:I don’t give a poo poo anymore. If these people want to put themselves in danger let them do it. That'd be great if they were only putting themselves in danger, but they aren't.
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May 26, 2020 04:55
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COVID-420 posted:These people got an absolutely worshipful feature in the local paper of record, the Raleigh News and Observer. Bowing down and kissing these brave warriors feet for advancing the cause of freedom. Throwing them into the meat grinder to die. drat that’s a conga line of likely comorbidities and only one mask among them
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May 26, 2020 04:57
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gay picnic defence posted:Maybe instead of a poll on the official number of deaths we should all try and guess the most outrageous way states attempt to mask the true number of deaths. They're just not gonna test anybody who doesn't seem that sick or seems like they're going to die. If they die, the cause of death will be listed as cardiac arrest, pneumonia, influenza or stroke. This will work for a while until health systems in larger cities start failing (like in Montgomery), then you'll have mayors making a stink, but that won't change anything.
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May 26, 2020 04:57
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While this is good, the Chief Medical Officer was very adamant that the only reason we had no recorded deaths today was because of the weekend effect. We are still above 50 cases a day and will probably be in double digits for another week or so. That's also ignoring the deaths and cases in Northern Ireland. The border is completely open and areas around the border are the hardest hit because of this/the absolutely awful British response.
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May 26, 2020 05:00
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:He didn’t just politely ask her to put the dog on the leash Hope this is satire, here’s some Sartre: Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does. Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
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May 26, 2020 05:02
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Skull Servant posted:While this is good, the Chief Medical Officer was very adamant that the only reason we had no recorded deaths today was because of the weekend effect. We are still above 50 cases a day and will probably be in double digits for another week or so. Meh, small victories?  Gotta love that weekend
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May 26, 2020 05:03
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Skull Servant posted:While this is good, the Chief Medical Officer was very adamant that the only reason we had no recorded deaths today was because of the weekend effect. We are still above 50 cases a day and will probably be in double digits for another week or so. Maybe the RoI should annex Northern Ireland as some kind of humanitarian response.
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May 26, 2020 05:03
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RandomBlue posted:gently caress you. lol the guy actually says "racially charged" like he's describing an impolite battery e: omg he's doubling down on the /r/ well the black man should have avoided the bullets rationale
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May 26, 2020 05:04
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bro one time i got 3 months for unsolicited beckoning of an animal running at large dude was lucky he got away before the heat rolled up
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May 26, 2020 05:05
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this one time i fed a bird and faced the death penalty
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May 26, 2020 05:06
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:So is escalating a situation by luring some rear end in a top hat’s dog away from them and then recording them while they plead for you to stop until they break down in hysterics and call the cops again, for a woman who tried to get a black man killed for telling her to leash her dog
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May 26, 2020 05:08
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Rhesus Pieces posted:drat that’s a conga line of likely comorbidities and only one mask among them come on take your mask off baby do that conga no you can't hide from the roni any longer all your comorbidities make it stronger gonna get a ventilator ready for ya
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May 26, 2020 05:09
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:Poes law has won. I have no idea if this is real or satire what a babby, here is a lil' trip around the globe Brooklyn  Colombo  Sydney  Bangkok   Albania  Houston  Brussels  San Francisco  Milan 
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May 26, 2020 05:09
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May 26, 2020 05:09
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oh hey whattup plague thread don't really check you much anymore since nothing matters, lets see what you're talking about racism and dogs, got it, thanks for the update y'all see you when we hit the next wave of turbospread
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gently caress COREY PERRY posted:oh hey whattup plague thread don't really check you much anymore since nothing matters, lets see what you're talking about looks like we just got dunked on, like a dog
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May 26, 2020 05:12
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just the flu! https://twitter.com/browofjustice/status/1264664805589180416
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May 26, 2020 05:14
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Oh dear lord I just realized that germophobe restaurant in This is Jinsy now has potential as a legitimate business.
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May 26, 2020 05:19
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Man Musk posted:San Francisco I think this one broke my brain, what a depressing image
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May 26, 2020 05:23
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Man Musk posted:what a babby, here is a lil' trip around the globe what a lame rear end dystopia
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robot roll call posted:I think this one broke my brain, what a depressing image this is a temporary homeless shelter in portland 
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