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Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

I don't get it but I'm not sure I want to.

# ? May 25, 2020 22:15

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# ? May 31, 2024 10:32

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

Fister Roboto posted:

I don't get it but I'm not sure I want to.

Well explaining it to you would hugely spoil one of the best movies of its decade, so maybe we shouldn't tell you.

# ? May 25, 2020 22:17

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

mdemone posted:

Well explaining it to you would hugely spoil one of the best movies of its decade, so maybe we shouldn't tell you.

Yeah, just go watch gwyneth paltrow movies that are generally regarded as �good� until you get the joke.

E honestly it shouldn�t even take that long

# ? May 25, 2020 22:20

Red is Dead: Apr 28, 2008; The great and devious UltraMantis Black hides from no man, woman, beast, or unearthly spirit.

beanieson posted:

Yeah, just go watch gwyneth paltrow movies that are generally regarded as �good� until you get the joke.

E honestly it shouldn�t even take that long

Yeah, probably between 6-8 of them...

# ? May 25, 2020 22:43

Mustached5thGrader: Oct 1, 2011; My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Fister Roboto posted:

I don't get it but I'm not sure I want to.

I also don�t own a tv

# ? May 25, 2020 22:45

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lodin posted:

lol holy poo poo

# ? May 25, 2020 22:46

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Lodin posted:

# ? May 25, 2020 22:49

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Lodin posted:

What's in the boooox!!?

# ? May 25, 2020 23:13

Moo the cow: Apr 30, 2020

Fister Roboto posted:

I don't get it but I'm not sure I want to.

Just in case you don't get it: people here are trying to trick you into watching a Gwyneth Paltrow movie.

Which is really mean of them.

# ? May 25, 2020 23:22

Melaneus: Aug 24, 2007; Here to make your dreams and nightmares come true.

mobby_6kl posted:

What's in the boooox!!?

Vagina scented candles

# ? May 25, 2020 23:26

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Moo the cow posted:

Just in case you don't get it: people here are trying to trick you into watching a Gwyneth Paltrow movie.

Which is really mean of them.

Man you ruined it! We almost fooled him into watching an amazing movie!

# ? May 25, 2020 23:43

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

I wouldn't even call Seven a Gwyneth Paltrow movie. She's got a pretty small role in it.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here and act like the whole movie rests on her shoulders.

# ? May 25, 2020 23:52

NoNotTheMindProbe: Aug 9, 2010; pony porn was here

dammit

It's not really a Gwyneth Paltrow movie. I forgot she's even in it.

# ? May 25, 2020 23:52

Boba Pearl: Dec 27, 2019; by Athanatos

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

dammit

It's not really a Gwyneth Paltrow movie. I forgot she's even in it.

Yeah to be fair, it was really a boxed in performance.

# ? May 25, 2020 23:56

BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

Jamesman posted:

I wouldn't even call Seven a Gwyneth Paltrow movie. She's got a pretty small role in it.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here and act like the whole movie rests on her shoulders.

beauty

ya devious fucker

# ? May 25, 2020 23:57

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Better Paltrow performance: Se7en or Contagion?

# ? May 25, 2020 23:58

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Shallow Hal

# ? May 26, 2020 00:15

White Light: Dec 19, 2012

mdemone posted:

Well explaining it to you would hugely spoil one of the best movies of its decade, so maybe we shouldn't tell you.

Is it really a spoiler if it's one of the most well-known plot twists in cinema history? Like two steps away from Luke I Am Your Father, I seen that poo poo printed on t-shirt designs

# ? May 26, 2020 00:58

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Parrotine posted:

Is it really a spoiler if it's one of the most well-known plot twists in cinema history? Like two steps away from Luke I Am Your Father, I seen that poo poo printed on t-shirt designs

To the one goon who asked about it, yeah it�s a pretty big spoiler lol

# ? May 26, 2020 01:09

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Parrotine posted:

Is it really a spoiler if it's one of the most well-known plot twists in cinema history? Like two steps away from Luke I Am Your Father, I seen that poo poo printed on t-shirt designs

Wait, who the gently caress is Luke's father? Obi Wan told him his father was dead!

Actually don't tell me, no spoilers please

also the line is "No. I am your father."

# ? May 26, 2020 01:16

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

It's not just that it would spoil a twist, it really kind of spoils the whole scene, which would be a shame because it's a fuckin' great scene.

# ? May 26, 2020 01:16

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

# ? May 26, 2020 01:18

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Samuringa posted:

Hey man, America hasn�t had a single school shooting since like early March at least

# ? May 26, 2020 01:20

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? May 26, 2020 02:24

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Cursed thread is over there ➡

# ? May 26, 2020 02:34

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Just lmao if you don't fart under the covers and then pull the covers over their head. Dutch oven supremacy.

# ? May 26, 2020 02:42

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Confirmed the spoon-fart is a relationship killer.

# ? May 26, 2020 02:43

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

The real pros face away from their partner and fart directly on them

Pros: makes them a little warmer
Cons: :confused:

# ? May 26, 2020 02:46

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Confirmed the spoon-fart is a relationship killer.

If your relationship can�t survive a spoon-fart it wouldn�t have lasted anyway

# ? May 26, 2020 02:56

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

beanieson posted:

If your relationship can�t survive a spoon-fart it wouldn�t have lasted anyway

True, but it was my first relationship in my early teens, so it was built on little more than gossamer dreams and loving.

# ? May 26, 2020 03:09

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

The real pros face away from their partner and fart directly on them

Pros: makes them a little warmer
Cons:

They must either drink and eat less cheap beer and taco bell than I do, or be gamblers with a much higher risk tolerance

# ? May 26, 2020 03:40

Boba Pearl: Dec 27, 2019; by Athanatos

I really wish the fart fetishists would stop posting, or at least be a little more subtle about getting off to it, lmao.

# ? May 26, 2020 03:43

BrianBoitano: Nov 15, 2006; this is fine

Boba Pearl posted:

I really wish the fart fetishists would stop posting, or at least be a little more subtle about getting off to it, lmao.

it's not like they're posting about

~cake farts~

# ? May 26, 2020 04:48

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

We prefer the term fartishits.

# ? May 26, 2020 04:51

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.