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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gio posted:

how do you think you caught it in the first place? still working?
only place i could have gotten it is at the grocery store. nah, I'm proudly unemployed

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

fishing for good, or at least not-horrific news, this graph is sort of good omens, no? I mean curve is not rocketing up like in March

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Welp, there you have it

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
We did it.

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

fishing for good, or at least not-horrific news, this graph is sort of good omens, no? I mean curve is not rocketing up like in March



Click "linear"

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
I wonder who the lucky 100,000th customer was

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Welp, there you have it



:toot:

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

I wonder who the lucky 100,000th customer was

someone a few weeks ago probably

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


I did but that seems like a lot of cum deaths and I’m looking for good news

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I haven’t felt this accomplished since we hit 60k deaths and the pandemic was finally over.

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

I did but that seems like a lot of cum deaths and I’m looking for good news

ok

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Welp, there you have it



Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Gotta love how poorly social distancing is going at work. Hopped into the break area to heat up my food, and within the 2 minutes I spent heating it up, there were now 6 people. All in a space smaller than the small conference room which has a sign posted that the occupancy is 4 people maximum.

I grabbed my food and nope'd out of there as everyone else continued to just chat away.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
My favorite thing about masks is I can walk around slack jawed and the world can't tell

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Welp, there you have it



America is #1!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






Weird diagram of the USS Enterprise but okay.

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Guess we can't call it a pretty good job now. A decent job? A heckuva job?

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

moist turtleneck posted:

My favorite thing about masks is I can walk around slack jawed and the world can't tell

constantly mouthing "what the gently caress"

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

This is good, but then he posted a video about Vitamin D with a Amazon referral link and now I'm skeptical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf8uYzgMsEw

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

moist turtleneck posted:

My favorite thing about masks is I can walk around slack jawed and the world can't tell

Yeah, no one can see my frowning at them

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/COVID19/index.htm

76% of non-flu pneumonia deaths in NYC are attributed to covid, but only 17% in Florida, and 19% in California. Texas has them both beat at <9%! The country at large is at 36%. I'm just wondering what all these deaths are from? :thunk: And from 2/1 until the 3rd week in March there were almost 30,000 non-flu pneumonia deaths and only 40 were attributed to covid-19. Are CDC numbers "official"?

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

:sotw: we did it :sotw:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Welp, there you have it


Funion posted:

not sure if this was shared outside of the doomsday economics thread

https://twitter.com/intelligencer/status/1263806719060312070?s=20

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/822504053057929218?lang=en

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Renaissance Spam posted:

Guess we can't call it a pretty good job now. A decent job? A heckuva job?

Yep, a job well done

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1265301249630654467

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

i hate this loving guy

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

fishing for good, or at least not-horrific news, this graph is sort of good omens, no? I mean curve is not rocketing up like in March



nice log scales

lamo

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

Admiral Ray posted:

i hate this loving guy

Yeah he kinda sucks imho

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I have 6 chicken eggs you see and the Democrats said that if I take them from their mother and don’t incubate them they won’t hatch but clearly I have 6 chickens so

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
wont someone please think of the lost revenue?!?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


(he did not shut down China travel )

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Dolphin posted:

nah, I'm proudly unemployed

terminally unemployable checking in

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

jisforjosh posted:



lol what are social distancing and masks GOTTA BUY THAT CHEVY

in most of america this is the standard of a social media team, and these ppl still make millions lmao

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

that should be 10 ^ 1000 alas

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
drat from 2 cases to 100,000 cum deaths. it's been a hell of a ride

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

The Saucer Hovers posted:

terminally unemployable checking in

:same:

Every time the economy goes tits up, I lose my job. It hasn't happened yet in this round, so maybe my curse is broken?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

moist turtleneck posted:

wont someone please think of the lost revenue?!?



lol yeah they seemed pretty worried about mitigating the spread of the virus.

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Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


fosborb posted:

drat from 2 cases to 100,000 cum deaths. it's been a hell of a ride

thank god it's all over and everything is back to normal

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