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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Remember when America destroyed COVID-19 with flying war plane shows i remember when we sent in the national guard to kick its rear end, then pulled them back a day before benefits would have kicked in
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Steve Yun posted:LA was relatively spared because we have the worst public transportation in the country  you have a subway, so it can't be nearly as bad as literally anywhere that doesn't have a subway.
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Steve Yun posted:LA was relatively spared because we have the worst public transportation in the country on 4/20 (lmao) they slashed MARTA stops/buses/trains down to nothing and I have no idea when they're going to ramp them back up, several MARTA workers passed away too
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yup, chuds gonna donate their disability checks to the investment banker lady to support her racism and animal abuse
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Thoguh posted:Only so many nursing homes and meat packing plants. Good thing we're opening up a bunch more places for people to gather in large numbers now. Again hogs can not get covid. Those hogs will be fine.
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https://twitter.com/fspielman/status/1265352678135271425 https://twitter.com/fspielman/status/1265351450063974401?s=19 Contact tracing is makework bullshit, just patronage jobs.
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Rah! posted:lol YOU LIE first city in cali (Bay Area) locked down on March 17. NYC locked down on March 20. that is three days not weeks!! also cali's testing rates per million were also poo poo compared to new york state, look 'em up if you don't believe me  but my real point is...gavin newsom is a scam. new york's response was TERRIBLE don't get me wrong. but cali was also TERRIBLE. every state was bad except hawaii. theflyingexecutive posted:I genuinely believe LA was spared because the weather was lovely in late Feb/March, and the bay because tech companies WFHed right away it was't spared that much though...thousands of people are confirmed dead and the undercount is really bad, 46000 cases and climbing etc etc
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mastershakeman posted:https://twitter.com/fspielman/status/1265352678135271425 dumb as hell post
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repurposing my human stock for our new coronavirus based economy
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Human bone broth
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:dumb as hell post Yeah waiting til August and mid September is really going to be loving useful especially with the second biggest train system in the country and no one call avoid work due to lack of unemployment . Really gonna help
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https://twitter.com/DapperHistorian/status/1265352701929545728 so uh, unearthing things in 2020 is going to release some hell demon that is going to make it rain blood while we cower in our closets from winged beasts that look like our doppelgangers without eyes right?
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jfc, vacuum every once in a while
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/DapperHistorian/status/1265352701929545728 rome wasn't big on demons, but there might be some rude graffiti
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/DapperHistorian/status/1265352701929545728 if that's a metaphor for an additional pandemic that nobody has any immunity to then yes
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COVID-420 posted:YOU LIE lol drat roni melted my brain still beat NYC though  also i hope hawaii nukes us
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/DapperHistorian/status/1265352701929545728 too late, we opened the sarcophagus and dug up the flayed lord, our fate is sealed
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/DapperHistorian/status/1265352701929545728 ... ground floor?
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Rah! posted:lol drat roni melted my brain i have some good news https://twitter.com/dannoyes/status/1265360839583789056?s=20
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fits my needs posted:i have some good news It's been that way in Ohio for two weeks straight
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COVID-420 posted:YOU LIE those days really matter, tho. i agree that newsom didn't act quickly enough (he waited until SF issued their order). we definitely have undercounted deaths here, but the thing to look at is hospital usage rates. we didn't see the influx of rona patients here in Cali, which is gonna change.
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Wrex Ruckus posted:if that's a metaphor for an additional pandemic that nobody has any immunity to then yes why did you put that in my brain
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facetoucher cat posted:why did you put that in my brain nah, we've got those old viruses info in our genes. they have been hibernating while we've been evolving into stronger, better, and dumber creatures.
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gregday posted:the shelter took her dog back too really?? lmao if true
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Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:This is incredible.
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NofrikinfuN posted:I got my hair cut today because having like a years worth of hair growth is loving miserable when its almost 90 degrees out 3 to 11 days, May 28th to June 5th.
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NofrikinfuN posted:I got my hair cut today because having like a years worth of hair growth is loving miserable when its almost 90 degrees out enjoy the rona bub
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