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The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002


These all seem pretty weak/imaginary.

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Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

It sounds like someone felt they really needed to list 3 reasons to sound credible but could come up with at most like 1.5. “And uh, I totally saw him text his wife that one time! Yeah! Got you, fucker”

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
"He texted a meme to a friend from an XFL iPhone. He's literally worse than Hitler"

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

What are the odds that Vince is glad that the Pandemic gave him an excuse to bail out of the league and save him money in the long term?

110% So much so they didn't try to be the only sport available. They could have moved the whole league to Alabama which I believe has not had any restrictions what so ever this whole time.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

They actually were really slow to suspend games compared to the bigger leagues. But yeah, its so obvious that the pandemic provided them the excuse to just bail on it instead of saying "season suspended, we'll see what happens next year".

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Callaway's "legal troubles" btw

quote:

On Sunday, August 5, 2018, Callaway was issued a citation in Strongsville, Ohio for possession of marijuana and driving with a suspended license during a traffic stop at 3am.[32] The drug charges were dropped, and Callaway paid $911 for the license violation.[33]

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Chris James 2 posted:

Callaway's "legal troubles" btw

he had uh, some other legal issues too

quote:

In January 2016, Callaway and quarterback Treon Harris were suspended from the team. Florida head coach Jim McElwain said the suspensions were related to "schoolwork."[9] It was later revealed that the suspensions were related to an accusation of sexual assault. A woman accused Callaway of sexual assault and Harris of attempted sexual assault in December 2015. The woman reported the alleged incident to Florida's student conduct and conflict resolution office, but did not report the incident to either Gainesville police or University of Florida police. The University of Florida suspended both players for violating the school's code of conduct policy. Both players remained suspended until June, when they returned to campus to take classes and work out at the school's facilities.[10] Callaway was found not responsible of sexually assaulting the female student by an independent hearing officer in a Title IX hearing. The ruling was made by attorney Jake Schickel, a former track and field athlete at Florida who has donated money to Florida's football and basketball programs. Schickel cleared Callaway of three violations of Florida's student conduct code, which included endangering another's health or safety, sexual assault and sexual misconduct, and conduct causing physical injury.[8] On December 7, 2017, while suspended, Callaway made the decision that he was going to enter the 2018 NFL Draft.[11]

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Ah, justice :rolleyes:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I put an "emoticon" or "smiley" here, which is what we used to call emojis. It was something of an accident and since I don't have anything to add to the conversation in its place, I thought I would explain why this message is here now. And finally I want to say Vince mcmahon is a bad guy.

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 09:09 on May 14, 2020

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/JonAlba/status/1262902997652209664

https://twitter.com/JonAlba/status/1262907486316703746

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

...huh.

Imagine if he buys back the XFL for how much he got the WCW for.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

That is a spectacular new low, even for a capitalist. Using coronavirus to squeeze out all the other investors.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

BGrifter posted:

That is a spectacular new low, even for a capitalist. Using coronavirus to squeeze out all the other investors.

Does it really surprise you after everything he tried to do to Stone Cold

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Mulaney Power Move posted:

Does it really surprise you after everything he tried to do to Stone Cold

Haven't heard that one, got a short story on it?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I assume that was a joke about "Mr. McMahon" the monstrous wrestling character who feuded with Austin vs Vince McMahon the monstrous human being.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

STAC Goat posted:

I assume that was a joke about "Mr. McMahon" the monstrous wrestling character who feuded with Austin vs Vince McMahon the monstrous human being.

Although if he wants a real life version just look up Vince’s treatment of Jim Ross.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

BGrifter posted:

Although if he wants a real life version just look up Vince’s treatment of Jim Ross.

or verne gagne

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I know John Oliver is not beyond reproach, but his piece on McMann was great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8UQ4O7UiDs

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Signs of life, or post mortem spasm?

https://twitter.com/MarkBermanFox26/status/1263252703599304720

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




https://twitter.com/BenFischerSBJ/status/1265359803355889667?s=20

he also tweeted that VKM is straight wanting to sell the league, take the money and get out of football entirely

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

But... he had such a brilliant business plan... and he's such a brilliant businessman... I don't understand why...

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

STAC Goat posted:

But... he had such a brilliant business plan... and he's such a brilliant businessman... I don't understand why...

No chance, that’s what he’s got.

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

https://twitter.com/XFLNewsHub/status/1266435777325481985

https://twitter.com/prolific_corp/status/1266570248318332928

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

This poo poo is bizarre.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I don’t buy it.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Yeah, I don't know how credible "XFL insider Mike Mitchell" is but even the quote from him that the article is based on is "a bunch of big corporations including Disney inquired into the price but I don't know if they've made an actual bid." So like I can buy that Disney/ESPN kicked the tires out of curiosity and sports content but even if true that could just mean they wanted to see if they could buy it for a song.

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

Definitely the assets are going to change hands, I think the main question right now is will the calculations show it's more profitable to restart in 2021 or to strip the parts to sell as scrap

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

what's the going rate for helmets that need rebadged and footballs that need to be painted

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001


Seems like Disney would be better off spending the money on the SEC, which is a bigger investment anyway and is definitely playing this fall

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

Bankruptcy judge has set the auction for August 3

https://twitter.com/BenFischerSBJ/status/1267563251715526658

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

dirty shrimp money posted:

Seems like Disney would be better off spending the money on the SEC, which is a bigger investment anyway and is definitely playing this fall

You can’t buy a college football conference, despite popular opinion.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I also imagine the SEC would cost SLIGHTLY more money than the XFL if it were for sale.

Its like Disney passed a yard sale and was like "How much is that old box? It could maybe be cool to put stuff in or something." And then someone was like "No way, Disney! Don't buy that box, buy this super expensive safe that's way better!" And like, they might have just misgauged Disney's level of interest and need for a box.

I'm tired. That's the best tortured metaphor I could come up with. I couldn't figure out what people buy at yard sales.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Crap for their own eventual yard sale, mostly.

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

The Arena Football League parts auction is already on:

https://twitter.com/SportsCollector/status/1267995259495202816

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
I am gonna bid on Lot 1, The Entire League, so that we can finally have the Something Awful Football League we've always wanted

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Rastor posted:

The Arena Football League parts auction is already on:

https://twitter.com/SportsCollector/status/1267995259495202816

Pfft, just buy the others league that folded for less.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/soshnick/status/1290278603255554048?s=19

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

:bisonyes:

Thank you for reopening the thread. The disaster comedy continues!

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


OH poo poo WE'RE BACK BABAY

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