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FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Will the best professional football team in the city of Houston run the table?

# ? Mar 10, 2020 17:19

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 03:51

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The answer is yes, OP.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 18:33

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

e: deleted

# ? Mar 10, 2020 23:53

Sono: Apr 9, 2008

Better Than You posted:

Will the best professional football team in the city of Houston run the table?

Only if they can beat the best professional football teams in the cities of New York City, Washington DC, and Los Angeles the next three weeks.

Also, gently caress the Cowboys. Seahawks, you're cool.

# ? Mar 11, 2020 04:10

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

While PJ Walker is still probably the favorite for MVP, Cam Phillips might also have a shot at it.

https://twitter.com/xfl2020/status/1237526967861137408

# ? Mar 11, 2020 13:55

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

I was looking for this absolutely ridiculous play where Jhurrel Pressley was tackled by four defenders, stayed up somehow and daintily stepped over them for like 10 more yards

couldn't find that but I did find this

https://twitter.com/XFLDefenders/status/1237035383013048324

# ? Mar 11, 2020 17:25

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/xfl2020/status/1237809549093924865

# ? Mar 11, 2020 19:38

WEH: Feb 22, 2009

Oilers gonna be champs by default just like my apollos 2 for 2 baby

# ? Mar 12, 2020 15:20

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

WEH posted:

Oilers gonna be champs by default just like my apollos 2 for 2 baby

I was leaning Iron for the AAF, but yeah, probably.

# ? Mar 12, 2020 15:43

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Will the XFL survive a virus shutdown?

# ? Mar 12, 2020 18:31

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Athanatos posted:

Will the XFL survive a virus shutdown?

Hell of a thing to happen in the inaugural season, no doubt

# ? Mar 12, 2020 18:54

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

https://twitter.com/Everything_XFL/status/1238213340821929985

# ? Mar 12, 2020 22:45

cheesetriangles: Jan 5, 2011

Athanatos posted:

https://twitter.com/Everything_XFL/status/1238213340821929985

Deleted.

# ? Mar 12, 2020 22:50

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Ah, said that XFL has Suspended Operations to be announced soon.

# ? Mar 12, 2020 22:52

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

XFL is the only game in town, baby! Ratings bonanza!

# ? Mar 12, 2020 23:01

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/profootballtalk/status/1238225962778660866?s=21

# ? Mar 12, 2020 23:11

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/profootballtalk/status/1238225962778660866?s=21

The AAF lasted longer lol

# ? Mar 12, 2020 23:22

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Sono posted:

Only if they can beat the best professional football teams in the cities of New York City, Washington DC, and Los Angeles the next three weeks.

Also, gently caress the Cowboys. Seahawks, you're cool.

I was going to make a Coronavirus joke but, whoops, real life beat me to it.

# ? Mar 12, 2020 23:23

pasaluki: Feb 27, 2008; THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Feel bad for them and it was cool they paid the players too.

Can I get a ca caw??

# ? Mar 13, 2020 00:44

Troy Queef: Jan 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/xfl2020/status/1238242448075304961?s=20
this is important as players were guaranteed medical coverage in their contracts

# ? Mar 13, 2020 01:03

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Troy Queef posted:

https://twitter.com/xfl2020/status/1238242448075304961?s=20
this is important as players were guaranteed medical coverage in their contracts

Wow, a surprisingly non-lovely thing from Vince.

# ? Mar 13, 2020 02:37

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

If they hadn't paid the players for the rest of the season there wouldn't be a next season.

So Houston is champ I guess?

# ? Mar 13, 2020 02:47

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

I legit want to know if there were any legit "will the XFL last the full season" prop bets available. I'm sure they were all "no action", but still

# ? Mar 13, 2020 04:42

Docjowles: Apr 9, 2009

Apparently all XFL players are being permitted to immediately sign with NFL teams if they can find a taker, which is also surprisingly decent of them.

# ? Mar 13, 2020 13:53

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Docjowles posted:

Apparently all XFL players are being permitted to immediately sign with NFL teams if they can find a taker, which is also surprisingly decent of them.

Wow, another non-lovely thing from Vince!

...he must not have any input on this.

# ? Mar 13, 2020 13:59

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Some linebacker dosed him with mdma right before they asked

# ? Mar 13, 2020 15:29

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Shinji2015 posted:

Wow, another non-lovely thing from Vince!

...he must not have any input on this.

Meddling with all things WWE is higher on Vince's list of priorities.

# ? Mar 13, 2020 15:55

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Request title change to We�re Done.

# ? Mar 13, 2020 20:00

WEH: Feb 22, 2009

Any word on if bookies are gonna pay out people who had the oilers as the champions?

# ? Mar 13, 2020 22:16

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Silly Burrito posted:

Request title change to We�re Done.

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Sanctum > The Football Funhouse > XFL Week 6 N/V: ~~We're halfway there,~~ living on a prayer

# ? Mar 13, 2020 23:37

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

XFL Offseason

# ? Mar 13, 2020 23:53

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

lol

# ? Mar 13, 2020 23:58

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Looking forward to the next season schedule for [REDACTED]

# ? Mar 13, 2020 23:59

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

I really do hope they can survive this. It was enjoyable.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 00:00

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Athanatos posted:

I really do hope they can survive this. It was enjoyable.

Same, I loved the new rules they introduced and it was much more entertaining to watch than the AAF.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 00:05

Shine: Feb 26, 2007; No Muscles For The Majority

Athanatos posted:

XFL Offseason

Hahahaha

# ? Mar 14, 2020 00:16

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Athanatos posted:

XFL Offseason

# ? Mar 14, 2020 01:27

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Now we need XFL free agent news.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 02:25

K8.0: Feb 26, 2004; Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot

I just hope we get to see the NFL champion refs vs the XFL champion coronavirus.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 03:38

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 03:51

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

The XFL had a draft before the season, but will they have an annual draft or was that just a one-time thing to fill up the rosters and it's all free agency from now on?

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