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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

beanieson posted:

Top Secret is really great too and never gets any love. Admittedly it’s not as good as those, but still worth a watch if you enjoy those 3.

Top Secret! is great and you get lots of Val Kilmer singing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af9N7UhTMA8

Azhais fucked around with this message at 08:43 on May 27, 2020

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/8qOA4Dt.mp4

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


So, what do you think of the Crew Dragon launch? I really don't like the idea of touchscreen only controls inside the capsule. Physical switches always wins for me.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Humphreys posted:

So, what do you think of the Crew Dragon launch? I really don't like the idea of touchscreen only controls inside the capsule. Physical switches always wins for me.

It’s 2020, I think we all know what’s gonna happen...

:smith:

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

Humphreys posted:

So, what do you think of the Crew Dragon launch? I really don't like the idea of touchscreen only controls inside the capsule. Physical switches always wins for me.

:psyduck: what the gently caress



I hate these goddamn morons who have never done anything other than computers and ipads in their lives. This would be a terrible user interface even in 1g and no vibrations.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Cartoon Man posted:

It’s 2020, I think we all know what’s gonna happen...

:smith:

it'll be a perfect success and double the tesla share price and nasa will be defunded within the month. never bet against hell reality.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Xakura posted:

:psyduck: what the gently caress



I hate these goddamn morons who have never done anything other than computers and ipads in their lives. This would be a terrible user interface even in 1g and no vibrations.

But it looks FUTURISTIC!!! and that's what's important. For the share price, don'cha'know.

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

Xakura posted:

:psyduck: what the gently caress



I hate these goddamn morons who have never done anything other than computers and ipads in their lives. This would be a terrible user interface even in 1g and no vibrations.

The gently caress? That's real and not a mock-up?

That's really a 'feed the monkey a banana and don't press anything' situation.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


The Lone Badger posted:

But it looks FUTURISTIC!!! and that's what's important. For the share price, don'cha'know.

One of the hype videos literally has them mentioning how futuristic the cabin is. including such things as Tesla Patented misaligned panels:

Pasted at a relevant time in video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vm4pe4c9r4&t=490s

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Christ on a crutch that's horrifying. I hated using the touchscreen to change radio stations in the ute while driving, trying to control anything important with one would be a nightmare let alone doing it while being shot into loving space.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
Don't worry, after something goes wrong on launch, the crew being unable to successfully activate the abort system will be blamed on pilot error instead of the fucktarded interface "design".

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Trusting any system related to Elon Musk with your life is suicide.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

LifeSunDeath posted:

Trusting any system related to Elon Musk with your life is suicide.

Ot at least vehicular manslaughter.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Methylethylaldehyde posted:

Nah, there's tons of super high level waste just sitting around in drums the world over! All you need to do is be man enough to gather it up and put it in a forest someplace.
What the hell is lockwood

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


This morning I learned what a concrete burn is.

:nms: for shown injuries....

https://imgur.com/gallery/nZUHh

It’s a chemical burn from wet concrete, calcium hydroxide.

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 13:08 on May 27, 2020

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Splicer posted:

What the hell is lockwood

Pine that has been really, really seriously irradiated.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Cartoon Man posted:

This morning I learned what a concrete burn is.

:nms: for shown injuries....

https://imgur.com/gallery/nZUHh

It’s a chemical burn from wet concrete, calcium hydroxide.


LifeSunDeath fucked around with this message at 13:13 on May 27, 2020

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

ili posted:

Christ on a crutch that's horrifying. I hated using the touchscreen to change radio stations in the ute while driving, trying to control anything important with one would be a nightmare let alone doing it while being shot into loving space.

Postmortem analysis of the ashes shows the pilot had consumed a cannabis brownie within 2 weeks of launch and this intoxication was the probable cause of the crash

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



You see all the jokey stuff from Hollywood where the character falls into the wet concrete for the laugh.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

MikeCrotch posted:

Postmortem analysis of the ashes shows the pilot had consumed a cannabis brownie within 2 weeks of launch and this intoxication was the probable cause of the crash

I appreciate this statement.

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


Xakura posted:

:psyduck: what the gently caress



I hate these goddamn morons who have never done anything other than computers and ipads in their lives. This would be a terrible user interface even in 1g and no vibrations.

I'd be gobsmacked if the astronauts are doing a drat thing while the vehicle is under thrust. The Falcon 9 has run the entirety of it's launch sequence in a closed loop mode for years.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Nth Doctor posted:

I'd be gobsmacked if the astronauts are doing a drat thing while the vehicle is under thrust. The Falcon 9 has run the entirety of it's launch sequence in a closed loop mode for years.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

this straight up looks like Russia. Concrete burns are what keep you warm in winter there.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Wait, what is this from? I see Lowtax

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Is metro on fire?
https://ismetroonfire.com

No.




Is metroHQ on fire?

Yes.

https://wtop.com/dc/2020/05/dc-battles-blaze-on-top-floor-of-metro-hq/

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



A co-worker of mine was having his basement poured on a new house. He was one of the ones troweling the cement around while the truck pumped it in.

Long story short, some sloshed into both of his boots, he ended up getting chemical burns on his legs and now he has absolutely no leg hair. Not really any scarring though, so he was lucky.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Humphreys posted:

Wait, what is this from? I see Lowtax

It's from Battletech, there's a faction called the Word of Blake. There are also a race of sentient birds, the only actual aliens in the Battletech universe. The birds are really dumb and serious business Battletech players hate them. So goons being goons when it came to Mechwarrior online would open matches shouting 'Squawk' in chat which pissed people off endlessnessly. A 'Squawk' in chat indicated something really dumb was about to happen in your game involving goons. It was hilarious.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





I’m the mom who’s disappointed that their toddler isn’t walking in the pile of sharp garbage next to the concrete

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Nth Doctor posted:

I'd be gobsmacked if the astronauts are doing a drat thing while the vehicle is under thrust. The Falcon 9 has run the entirety of it's launch sequence in a closed loop mode for years.

I'm reminded of the Space Shuttle having a return to base abort mode at launch (basically the shuttle does a loop de loop immediately after launch) and when asked about trying it out the test pilot responded with "We don't need to practice Russian roulette."

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

LifeSunDeath posted:

Haven't seen truck nutz here in Texas in a long time, I feel like it must be limited to florida at this point.

I saw a Texas plate in Colorado yesterday with a pair of truck nuts as big as a basketball.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Nth Doctor posted:

I'd be gobsmacked if the astronauts are doing a drat thing while the vehicle is under thrust. The Falcon 9 has run the entirety of it's launch sequence in a closed loop mode for years.

The pilots don't have control other than very minor course corrections during docking and the tray beneath the screens flip down and there are physical controls there in case of screen malfunction.

Captain Toasted
Jan 3, 2009

The Lone Badger posted:

Pine that has been really, really seriously irradiated.

What was the name of the site where they made this? I can’t for the life of me find it

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Cartoon Man posted:

This morning I learned what a concrete burn is.

:nms: for shown injuries....

https://imgur.com/gallery/nZUHh

It’s a chemical burn from wet concrete, calcium hydroxide.

I know I'm twenty posts too late but I urge you not to click this link.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Bumble Dong posted:

What was the name of the site where they made this? I can’t for the life of me find it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Nuclear_Aircraft_Laboratory

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

bring back old gbs posted:

it'll be a perfect success huge disaster and double the tesla share price and nasa will be defunded within the month. never bet against hell reality.

Captain Toasted
Jan 3, 2009

Hmm maybe I’m getting it confused with another nuclear hell. I thought they had a giant platform where they suspended planes over a pit

Edit: found it! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATLAS-I

Captain Toasted fucked around with this message at 16:11 on May 27, 2020

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Bumble Dong posted:

Hmm maybe I’m getting it confused with another nuclear hell. I thought they had a giant platform where they suspended planes over a pit

You are thinking of the ATLAS-I electromagnetic pulse testing facility, which simulated the EMP effect of a nuclear blast on aircraft systems without having to set off a nuclear weapon.

Also, as a college professor whose field overlaps materials science I was pretty fascinated by the concept of Lockwood, and I managed to get a copy of the original technical article through an inter-library loan from Georgia Tech. Turns out it's not just the spooky "irradiated wood gets hard and strong" :ghost: thing that everyone thinks. Rather, Lockwood is pine wood that is soaked in methyl methacrylate (plexiglass, lucite) monomers, then put into the nuclear reactor to polymerize it into a wood-plastic composite. The unique advantage of triggering the polymerization with radiation is that you can penetrate deeply inside the material and ensure it's completely cured all the way through. Less-dangerous radiation like UV light can't penetrate the wood, and triggering the reaction chemically before soaking won't give you enough time to fully saturate the wood before it cures.

Basically, Lockwood is more like a solid block of carbon-fiber composite than just a super-strong wood. It's still a totally unique material to my knowledge.

Sagebrush posted:

oh hey guess what came in today!









they did a pretty lovely job scanning the article (looks like it was in a bound volume) but you can still read it. turns out LOCKWOOD is not actually just radiation-treated wood, but a wood-plastic composite. they infused wood with a methyl methacrylate (lucite) monomer and then polymerized it in place using radiation from the nuclear reactor. essentially like a carbon-fiber part, but i guess it's lignin-fiber and the fibers are also already bonded together rather than relying on the plastic matrix. i totally believe that the stuff is hard, glossy, and durable as hell.

i want a nuclear reactor to try it out myself now.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

NoneMoreNegative posted:

It's fine. It's probably fine.

Tufta is alive and well

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Bumble Dong posted:

Hmm maybe I’m getting it confused with another nuclear hell. I thought they had a giant platform where they suspended planes over a pit

Edit: found it! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATLAS-I

If you're into learning a little more about EMP machines, I worked on the campus where this one was, though it was shut down a little while before I was hired. Interesting story in the data pages, along with photos.
https://www.loc.gov/pictures/item/md1450/

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