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christmas boots posted:Apparently that might be an Alzheimer's thing, let's them take Grandma "out" without actually having to go out. Trying to trigger a bunch of different memory cues might explain why it's a mash of different time periods. One of the reply chains talks about that, recognizable things are super useful for Alzheimer's patients having bad episodes, otherwise they'll just be confused and upset. Might not be what this one's for, but there's some nursing homes designed with this in mind. Also, apparently some nursing homes have fake bus stops outside, basically as traps for Alzheimer's patients that go wandering. Which is throwing me for a loop right now, because in retrospect I've been to retirement villages and nursing homes with bus stops that I never saw a bus stop at.
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christmas boots posted:Apparently that might be an Alzheimer's thing, let's them take Grandma "out" without actually having to go out. Trying to trigger a bunch of different memory cues might explain why it's a mash of different time periods. 
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Cleretic posted:One of the reply chains talks about that, recognizable things are super useful for Alzheimer's patients having bad episodes, otherwise they'll just be confused and upset. Might not be what this one's for, but there's some nursing homes designed with this in mind. The independent living part of the old folks home where I do ambulance stuff was deliberately designed to be difficult to navigate so that if someone does start developing dementia they can’t get out as easily. It’s a pain in the rear end when I have to walk 3/4ths of a mile to get to a patient’s apartment but it works, they’ve had a bunch of people who they’ve had to step up into memory care but none of them have made it outside. E: a basement town would kick six kinds of rear end with everything locked down though.
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christmas boots posted:Apparently that might be an Alzheimer's thing, let's them take Grandma "out" without actually having to go out. If the family has that much money to throw away on Grandma's final phase, may I suggest a guillotine instead?
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Memento posted:
Still there at present. https://twitter.com/chaser/status/1265877689329541120
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Publically libelling the guy with the biggest libel law legal team in the entire world seems a tadge unwise.
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Moo the cow posted:Publically libelling the guy with the biggest libel law legal team in the entire world seems a tadge unwise. the chaser is managed (?) by at least one person with a legal education and 10+ years ago when they had a tv show, they did stuff like go to the chinese embassy and ask for a refund on the bullets they were going to use to assassinate the chinese ambassador to australia, and made a fake motorcade for APEC which accidentally got waved through all the high security checkpoints until they realise theyve gone too far, so out pops a fake osama bin laden before they ask to be escorted back an obviously satirical tweet is probably not going to be the end of the world for them Sulla Faex has a new favorite as of 11:07 on May 28, 2020 |
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Sulla Faex posted:the chaser is managed (?) by at least one person with a legal education and 10+ years ago when they had a tv show, they did stuff like go to the chinese embassy and ask for a refund on the bullets they were going to use to assassinate the chinese ambassador to australia, and made a fake motorcade for APEC which accidentally got waved through all the high security checkpoints until they realise theyve gone too far, so out pops a fake osama bin laden before they ask to be escorted back They lost the lawsuit about Kenny loving a dog because it turns out he's actually a dog fucker and the photoshop was too real.
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Australia's doing good work at skewering the world's idiots, even as they are trapped in the grip of their own.
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One of those HGTV shows that tells you how much your reno added to the value of your home had something like this except it was (I think?) supposed to be New Orleans in their basement. Spoiler alert: it did not make their home more valuable.
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Chrpno posted:If the family has that much money to throw away on Grandma's final phase, may I suggest a guillotine instead? Yeah, must be nice being able to go all Good Bye, Lenin! in the comfort of your own tacky mansion's basement.
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EL BROMANCE posted:House could be Barbra Streisand’s, she has a mall in her basement. Unfortunately there's no way to know as there are no confirmed photos of her house on the internet.
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So the mommy vlogger who documented and monetized on Youtube her process of adopting and raising an autistic orphan toddler from China only to discover she couldn’t handle it, resulting in a tearful confession of having to “re-home” the boy with another family has decided to post through it. https://mobile.twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/1266060211007127553
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zoux posted:So the mommy vlogger who documented and monetized on Youtube her process of adopting and raising an autistic orphan toddler from China only to discover she couldn’t handle it, resulting in a tearful confession of having to “re-home” the boy I'm sorry the mommy blogger who WHAT? 
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Mak0rz posted:I'm sorry the mommy blogger who WHAT?
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Mak0rz posted:I'm sorry the mommy blogger who WHAT? It apparently happens all the time https://twitter.com/grace_panetta/status/1266062389759348738
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zoux posted:It apparently happens all the time POST GOOD TWEETS... AHHH!!
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zoux posted:It apparently happens all the time 
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