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America must grow larger
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:21 |
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I'm not trying to or able to talk anyone out of having kids, but: lmfao
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:22 |
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I must create more taxpayers for the number
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:24 |
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snoo posted:I'm not trying to or able to talk anyone out of having kids, but: lmfao I am, you should adopt instead if you really want a kid so bad
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:25 |
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Can't wait to photoshop that looney toons vulture into goon children photos.
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:25 |
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https://twitter.com/JeffPassan/status/1266100808342437892?s=20
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:26 |
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just don't beat yr kids. also don't be afraid to let them get a lil grubby. helps the immune system and keeps the wandering eye of the cabal off 'em.
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:27 |
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Good soup! posted:my wife and I are gonna be trying to have one soon and im excited (and terrified) drat you really want them to suffer huh
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:30 |
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Should have unionized
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:32 |
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ill be old and decrepit as gently caress and still pwning your gross rear end brats online, that's my promise to you & america
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:32 |
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Man that sucks, those players were paid like poo poo as it was and they are going to be dumped into a terrible job market with few marketable skills. Also for lots of small towns minor league baseball is the only interesting thing they have to go see.
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:33 |
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clockwork chaos posted:I am, you should adopt instead if you really want a kid so bad
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:35 |
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Homeless Friend posted:ill be old and decrepit as gently caress and still pwning your gross rear end brats online, that's my promise to you & america of course in the future owning someone online means you are yelling at someone through a can tied to a string because that is the most advanced communication technology available
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Homeless Friend posted:ill be old and decrepit as gently caress and still pwning your gross rear end brats online, that's my promise to you & america a boot stomping on a sausage, forever
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:40 |
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But I thought they were essential workers??
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:40 |
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:I'm gonna use Superglue good idea carl
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:44 |
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help us google. save us
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:46 |
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Good soup! posted:my wife and I are gonna be trying to have one soon and im excited (and terrified) having kids is simultaneously the greatest and worst thing that will ever happen to u. Good luck
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:47 |
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Having children is actually practical and useful again because they don't get covid bad and they can take care of you when you have it. Also when society collapses you have farmhands already Lol at all the child-free incels in here, cursed to die alone
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:53 |
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Good soup! posted:my wife and I are gonna be trying to have one soon and im excited (and terrified) LOL i got a vibe for you right here *points to dilz*
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:54 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I hope there aren’t any bad vibes when we are boiling our shoes for food Can....can you do this? *I say as I peer at my wife's side of the closet angrily*
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:56 |
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vyst posted:Can....can you do this? If they're leather, theoretically yes.
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# ? May 28, 2020 22:02 |
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Nonsense posted:America must grow greater
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# ? May 28, 2020 22:02 |
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vyst posted:Can....can you do this? Haha yes you can! But probably a lot of shoes now contain synthetic compounds and poo poo that are bad for you or not nutritious. But real leather can be eaten for survival
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# ? May 28, 2020 22:05 |
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vyst posted:Can....can you do this? Take the time to make sure there is some leather in there otherwise the shoe doesn't taste right.
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# ? May 28, 2020 22:07 |
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Son of Man posted:Having children is actually practical and useful again because they don't get covid bad and they can take care of you when you have it. Also when society collapses you have farmhands already everyone dies alone
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# ? May 28, 2020 22:10 |
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the cost to keep these players would have been 1.5 million commissioner rob manfred makes more than $11 million per year
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# ? May 28, 2020 22:11 |
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Sorry, I had to go touch the computers in person today and fell behind. Kyle Field is the football stadium located on the campus of Texas A&M University in College Station, Texas, United States. It has been the home to the Texas A&M Aggies football team in rudimentary form since 1904, and as a permanent concrete stadium since 1927.[12] The seating capacity of 102,733 in 2015 makes the stadium the largest in the Southeastern Conference and the fourth-largest stadium in the NCAA, the fourth-largest stadium in the United States, and the sixth-largest non-racing stadium in the world.
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# ? May 28, 2020 22:12 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:A not-insignificant proportion of Americans are just total loving psychos lol So let's assume this thing does kill 2 million in the US That chart posted earlier with MYSTERY DEATHS show we're probably underestimating substantially So if 2,000 are actually dying per day, and let's estimate 200,000 have already died, we'll burn through 2 million Americans total in 900 days if the pace stays the same (2.47 years) Choo choo motherfuckers
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# ? May 28, 2020 22:13 |
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about 70,000 human births per a species extinction each year. thank goodness i'm not a breeder, so i can root for the non-humans.
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# ? May 28, 2020 22:13 |
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snoo posted:everyone dies alone ??? What are you talking about? I can think of several people where I personally held their hand the entire time while they literally died. Unless you mean that the other person isn't dieing with you? Well yeah, you are the only consciousness in your body. You have to do some things by yourself in life what are you some kind of pussy
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# ? May 28, 2020 22:14 |
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Rauros posted:about 70,000 human births per a species extinction each year. thank goodness i'm not a breeder, so i can root for the non-humans. non-humans had their chance to kill humanity in the crib and squandered it. they knew the rules.
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# ? May 28, 2020 22:14 |
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Son of Man posted:??? What are you talking about? I can think of several people where I personally held their hand the entire time while they literally died. Unless you mean that the other person isn't dieing with you? Well yeah, you are the only consciousness in your body. You have to do some things by yourself in life what are you some kind of pussy Terrible post, not a good one sorry.
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# ? May 28, 2020 22:14 |
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Acelerion posted:Its perfectly fine to have kids you just have to get their consent first
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# ? May 28, 2020 22:15 |
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Ohio Stadium, also known as the Horseshoe, the Shoe, and the House That Harley Built, is an American football stadium in Columbus, Ohio, on the campus of The Ohio State University. Its primary purpose is the home venue of the Ohio State Buckeyes football team; it also serves as the site for the university's Spring Commencement ceremonies each May. It is the largest stadium by capacity in the state of Ohio, and the third largest on-campus football stadium in the United States. Capacity 102,780 (since 2019)
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# ? May 28, 2020 22:15 |
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love to have kids to use as child labor/personal caretakers and to make me feel better when I'm on my deathbed
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# ? May 28, 2020 22:16 |
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snoo posted:love to have kids to use as child labor/personal caretakers and to make me feel better when I'm on my deathbed that’s the grand bargain that’s how it is
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# ? May 28, 2020 22:17 |
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Son of Man posted:??? What are you talking about? I can think of several people where I personally held their hand the entire time while they literally died. Unless you mean that the other person isn't dieing with you? Well yeah, you are the only consciousness in your body. You have to do some things by yourself in life what are you some kind of pussy please stop killing people
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euphronius posted:that’s the grand bargain gently caress you dad
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