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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Yes?

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I’m looking at your post history and holy poo poo mom wtf

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

beanieson posted:

I’m looking at your post history and holy poo poo mom wtf

I, too, would react poorly if I learned my mom was finnish

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I, too, would react poorly if I learned my mom was finnish

Se on sitten remmiä.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Inceltown posted:

Serves you right for not being on mute if you weren't talking.

smh if you don't reflexively mute yourself in at least three independent ways the moment you get on a conference call

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

It's kind of not one's first instinct to mute oneself when one doesn't know they are in possession of a microphone.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



3D Megadoodoo posted:

It's kind of not one's first instinct to mute oneself when one doesn't know they are in possession of a microphone.

That's where you made your mistake. ALWAYS assume you have a microphone.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

technically a speaker is a microphone in reverse

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Shifty Nipples posted:

technically a speaker is a microphone in reverse

this is technically correct

i'm angry you reminded me of it, please provide examples to elucidate us all

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

this is technically correct

i'm angry you reminded me of it, please provide examples to elucidate us all

Plug a headphone into a mic input and scream into it.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Shifty Nipples posted:

technically a speaker is a microphone in reverse

So can you just reverse the polarity?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Humphreys posted:

Plug a headphone into a mic input and scream into it.

I have a friend who keeps trying to do this for online games and he sounds like a static monster and it's The Worst

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

christmas boots posted:

So can you just reverse the polarity?

You can, sure

Len posted:

it's The Worst

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Len posted:

I have a friend who keeps trying to do this for online games and he sounds like a static monster and it's The Worst

I want to say "lolwhut" but I'm going to refrain but seriously?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

I want to say "lolwhut" but I'm going to refrain but seriously?

He won't accept any of the free headsets of microphones we keep offering him and literally yells into an earbud.

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
I've always thought the novel The Remains of the Day was a lot older, maybe written in the late 1800's or around a century ago. It was written in 1989.

The movie stars Anthony Hopkins so I figured it was another of his films based on a classic novel like Howard's End.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Ego-bot posted:

I've always thought the novel The Remains of the Day was a lot older, maybe written in the late 1800's or around a century ago. It was written in 1989.

The movie stars Anthony Hopkins so I figured it was another of his films based on a classic novel like Howard's End.

A major plot point in both book and movie is Darlington's nazi sympathies...

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

If the book was from the 1800s there'd be a high chance Hopkins's character would've been secretly a marquess and Thompson's character a disguised Queen of Ruthenia.

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 07:52 on May 28, 2020

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
A popular kick drum mic is just literally a speaker with an xlr female plug on it. I think engineers at Abbey Road made something similar to mic Paul's bass amp.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Kibayasu posted:

This is like when I found out you hold F to go faster in Ski Free and escape the yeti. My world is falling apart.

How did I never know this?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Ugly In The Morning posted:

How did I never know this?

:aaaaa:

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

You can escape the first yeti but you can never escape the second one. He's coming for you

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



bell jar posted:

You can escape the first yeti but you can never escape the second one. He's coming for you

Not if I eviscerate myself on a tree first :smug:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Ugly In The Morning posted:

How did I never know this?

my whole world view is collapsing

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


wait until you find out you can swipe on the android keyboard spacebar to move around your text to edit.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Humphreys posted:

wait until you find out you can swipe on the android keyboard spacebar to move around your text to edit.

Oh my god

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Humphreys posted:

wait until you find out you can swipe on the android keyboard spacebar to move around your text to edit.

You can do this with ios too. Do a long press on the space bar and then you'll gain control of the cursor.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Humphreys posted:

wait until you find out you can swipe on the android keyboard spacebar to move around your text to edit.

what the gently caress

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Humphreys posted:

wait until you find out you can swipe on the android keyboard spacebar to move around your text to edit.

Oh god that's so much worse than just long pressing on the word

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Humphreys posted:

wait until you find out you can swipe on the android keyboard spacebar to move around your text to edit.

It changes the language for me though.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

AFewBricksShy posted:

You can do this with ios too. Do a long press on the space bar and then you'll gain control of the cursor.

Or on an iPad I think it's just 2 fingers turns the keyboard into a touchpad.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Captain Hygiene posted:

Not if I eviscerate myself on a tree first :smug:

What is this, Tomb Raider 2013?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

bony tony posted:

What is this, Tomb Raider 2013?

That video of Conan O'Brien playing that and screaming when Lara is impaled is so good.

https://youtu.be/xCe8-1dbXZc

River section starts at 6:00 minutes.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



3D Megadoodoo posted:

It changes the language for me though.
You're doing a long press. You've got to start swiping earlier.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Flipperwaldt posted:

You're doing a long press. You've got to start swiping earlier.

I remember when Android/Google wanted to get rid of the long press, and I feel like they did for a lot of stuff, but then it came back for other stuff.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I am thoroughly confused by this revelation which doesn't seem to do anything, but maybe it's because I've enabled the arrow keys on my keyboard which took me an embarrassingly long time to find.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Humphreys posted:

wait until you find out you can swipe on the android keyboard spacebar to move around your text to edit.

wtf

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
I gotta say, it’s a game changer

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Humphreys posted:

wait until you find out you can swipe on the android keyboard spacebar to move around your text to edit.

That's just making me type a bunch of c's x's and b's.

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
It's only on Googles official Gboard I think. I know the default keyboard on some phones don't do it.

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