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Sir Tonk posted:https://twitter.com/jonswaine/status/1266750751604424704 Lmao at that expected line
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Hodgepodge posted:this is an extremely finnish version of persona that involves drinking reindeer piss isn't it at my old job i used to organize friday happy hours with some of my friends in the department. one guy came once and told me this crazy story about how he and his wife went on vacation in finland. they had rented a car to check out a national park or something and were driving along a backroad when a reindeer leapt out in front of the car. he couldn't stop in time and hit the reindeer. they are stopped wondering wtf to do because there's this half dead reindeer there and a local kindly stops to help them out. the dude comes up, puts a knife in my coworkers hand and says, YOU HIT REINDEER? YOU KEEL REINDEER! so my dude killed the reindeer
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clockwork chaos posted:Lmao at that expected line yeah that's expected deaths in an average year. flu season really does gently caress things up
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Sunny Side Up posted:With wedding invitations and all this other poo poo now planned for June we had to set an “are we the crazy ones?” date. Picked 4 weeks from Memorial Day. If cases remain stagnant or decreasing after Memorial Day and all this then we gotta go back to some semblance of normal. the pandemic never stopped. people are acting like it's the monster in hitchhikers guide that won't eat you if you close your eyes
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SKULL.GIF posted:My understanding is that he's not planning a wedding, he's just picking a date by which if things haven't gotten worse he's going to cool down all the covid precautions and stuff This—-it’s just colossal pressure from family. We had a baby 3/8 that no one has seen, there’s a family wedding late June, and both our families are redneck right wing idiots. Until it affects them personally and unambiguously they won’t understand. My wife’s mom, mom’s parents (in their 70s), and aunt+uncle are flying down to FL next weekend to go to Clearwater Beach. WHY?!?! I want to scream. To answer the previous poster, no, none of that data matters to these people and it‘s a lot of pressure on us when everyone in your personal and professional life (except my close friends) are treating you like you’re a stupid child for not wanting a stroke or a few weeks in the ICU or your 11-week-old to suffer respiratory failure.
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Sunny Side Up posted:With wedding invitations and all this other poo poo now planned for June we had to set an “are we the crazy ones?” date. Picked 4 weeks from Memorial Day. If cases remain stagnant or decreasing after Memorial Day and all this then we gotta go back to some semblance of normal. I would base it on the data that cases are not stagnant. Period. Deciding that a wedding is too dangerous for the guests is not "paranoid", it's "doing what the scientists who know this poo poo recommend".
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Sunny Side Up posted:This—-it’s just colossal pressure from family. We had a baby 3/8 that no one has seen, there’s a family wedding late June, and both our families are redneck right wing idiots. Until it affects them personally and unambiguously they won’t understand. My wife’s mom, mom’s parents (in their 70s), and aunt+uncle are flying down to FL next weekend to go to Clearwater Beach. WHY?!?! I want to scream. Here's the "can I hang out with people" dashboard that one of the few sane governments in this country is publishing: https://www.kingcounty.gov/depts/health/covid-19/data/key-indicators.aspx So it's not a good idea yet and this in a city that actually has the outbreak more or less under control.
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Sir Tonk posted:https://twitter.com/jonswaine/status/1266750751604424704 Nice story. So about 3:1 ratio of reported to total excess, and thays before it spread in the south
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power word- Jeb! posted:the pandemic never stopped. people are acting like it's the monster in hitchhikers guide that won't eat you if you close your eyes I know this, but I feel like Cassandra. It’s tearing my brain apart and will hurt all my relationships if I can’t navigate this well. My wife and I both recognize reality vs perception.
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dead gay comedy forums posted:deffo our weak federal system is prob why our number isn't as high as it could be when our pres is TRUHMP
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seattle plague rat posted:thats a rlly good idea too but my mom would kill me better than covid killing her
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Sunny Side Up posted:This—-it’s just colossal pressure from family. We had a baby 3/8 that no one has seen, there’s a family wedding late June, and both our families are redneck right wing idiots. Until it affects them personally and unambiguously they won’t understand. My wife’s mom, mom’s parents (in their 70s), and aunt+uncle are flying down to FL next weekend to go to Clearwater Beach. WHY?!?! I want to scream. You're an adult... you're getting married. Tell your family to gently caress off this is your decision. Why the gently caress are you caving to their dumbass peer pressure???? This is up there with the goon asking if he should go to his band practice
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Shageletic posted:better than covid killing her p sure living in mi today is worse for her health than maybe flying to BC fall 2021 but i do agree causing my mothers death would put a damper on my honeymoon seattle plague rat has issued a correction as of 17:24 on May 30, 2020 |
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At what point does it stop being irresponsible to hang out with friends/random sex partners? I live in Chicago and the papers say we'll be soon entering Phase 3, where gatherings of less than 10 people are acceptable. But that's with masks, right?
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Xaris posted:pretty much every trial of remdesivir has been a disaster and was causing rectal bleeding and potential other damage as side-effects. even if you test real earl, you really don't want to just give that poo poo if they aren't going to be critical, in which case it also did nothing. we knew this back in like jan/feb when china, taiwan, and singapore all were given free poo poo by gilead to trial it and discontinued it after showing no statistical improvements and only not good side-effects. later this also happened in america lol what sucks is that they do, actually, have an awesome drug that can totally cure fatal, currently incurable disease *in cats.* But they absolutely refuse to license or sell it because that would lead to more usage data and might show up some side effects to worry about in humans. https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2020/05/remdesivir-cats/611341/ Poor cats.
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Civilized Fishbot posted:At what point does it stop being irresponsible to hang out with friends/random sex partners? I live in Chicago and the papers say we'll be soon entering Phase 3, where gatherings of less than 10 people are acceptable. But that's with masks, right? The riots are going to cause a spike and nothing will ever be safe again - proceed (into that rear end) with caution
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Sunny Side Up posted:This—-it’s just colossal pressure from family. We had a baby 3/8 that no one has seen, there’s a family wedding late June, and both our families are redneck right wing idiots. Until it affects them personally and unambiguously they won’t understand. My wife’s mom, mom’s parents (in their 70s), and aunt+uncle are flying down to FL next weekend to go to Clearwater Beach. WHY?!?! I want to scream. well gently caress man, i'm sorry. but still, i'd suggest courthouse + ceremony next year just for your sake. whatever backlash you might get from your folks will be absolutely nothing compared to the personal guilt you'll feel if you have a wedding and a loved one dies of corona. even if they go out and deepthroat a doorknob it won't be on you. america is a death cult, the important thing is to make sure the non-cultists don't bear the guilt.
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:You're an adult... you're getting married. Tell your family to gently caress off this is your decision. Why the gently caress are you caving to their dumbass peer pressure???? Not getting married, invited to a wedding. But we had a kid on 3/8. When people have thrown you a baby shower and helped you in the run up to the birth, and when they think the virus is done, they think you’re slighting them or being a child for not reciprocating with participation or support back to them. Listen, my goon instincts from 19 years on SA tell me what to do from a utilitarian perspective. I don’t want to get this virus.
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uninterrupted posted:well gently caress man, i'm sorry. Thank you.
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Civilized Fishbot posted:At what point does it stop being irresponsible to hang out with friends/random sex partners? I live in Chicago and the papers say we'll be soon entering Phase 3, where gatherings of less than 10 people are acceptable. But that's with masks, right? prolonged indoor exposure is where the real danger is, so you should be fine
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Shageletic posted:turning our nursing homes into charnel houses to protect profits *rubs hands* "ha ha, imagine how high my profits will be once *checks notes* literally everyone in the retirement home I run is dead." *that meme where the despicable me guy suddenly realizes his plan is poo poo*
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Quiet Feet posted:*rubs hands* "ha ha, imagine how high my profits will be once *checks notes* literally everyone in the retirement home I run is dead." *that meme where the despicable me guy suddenly realizes his plan is poo poo*
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uninterrupted posted:well gently caress man, i'm sorry. i work at a courthouse. the place is closed to the public, so you can’t get married there. idk what they are doing in chud states, but you absolutely don’t want to go anywhere near a courthouse that is open to the public right now I’m actually getting married this June. the judge is coming to my backyard to do it and only my siblings and parents will be there. sucks cause I hate not being to invite anyone, but on the other hand, gently caress having to plan a huge massive, expensive wedding. this crises is actually the perfect time for me to get married, if there ever was one
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fosborb posted:prolonged indoor exposure is where the real danger is, so you should be fine Yeah goon sex probably isn't going to be prolonged so they should be fine
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https://twitter.com/baltimoresun/status/1266758273430159361 maryland added yet another 1000 cases today, what a fuckin shock
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Steve Yun posted:
gently caress YEAH! *nerd rages out and punches a cop*
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sftp, gotta protect yourself ou there
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Thoguh posted:Lots of people in great health have died from this. Cite your sources Let's consider the possibilities: a) All these politicians managed to avoid getting it despite travelling and interacting with many different people b) the politicians DID get it but have a secret treatment available to them, unknown to anyone else c) the politicians did get it and managed to be fine because they are in good health generally "c" seems most likely to me personally
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