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Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

quote:

Use of mascot costume
-Advertisement & Propaganda

:tinfoil:

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Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Mordja posted:

lmao how is it a pop-up store when it's been there for over a year?

Haha I thought the same thing

it's probably because he knows it's going to fail and is calling it that to save face in front of himself, because nobody else gives a poo poo

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
So it's open now? I guess the landlord's heart grew three sizes the day he was presented a frivolous lawsuit

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

So it's open now? I guess the landlord's heart grew three sizes the day he was presented a frivolous lawsuit

Yeah it's definitely not that young influencer young entrepreneur Nathen Mazri just said gently caress it and opened anyway.

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

Blue Moonlight posted:


quote:


Use of mascot costume
-Advertisement & Propaganda

:tinfoil:

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

pseudanonymous posted:

Yeah it's definitely not that young influencer young entrepreneur Nathen Mazri just said gently caress it and opened anyway.

the way the door is, the landlord could only:

1) seal off the entrance
or 2) change the locks

the door is painted bright purple and there are clearly no tool marks indicating any lock was changed

ergo: he could not be, and was not, locked out

Sailor Cat
Aug 28, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

pseudanonymous posted:

Yeah it's definitely not that young influencer young entrepreneur Nathen Mazri just said gently caress it and opened anyway.

Dad wired the rent money to the landlord

goodog
Nov 3, 2007

Given that Mazri Sr makes his money from

- Managing Middle Eastern oil funds
- Franchising fast food chains in Dubai, a city dependent on air travel and tourism.

the parental pipeline might be running dry at the moment. I doubt they're destitute, but bankrolling Nathen's insanity would be a low priority for a family that suddenly needs to start budgeting.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
i asked the garfieldeats twitter about pitching an investment to nathen and was told the best way to do that was to buy a Cameo of him.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

that's how all good business is done in 2020

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSapp/status/1267050911202971648?s=19

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
It's telling that I cannot tell whether or not the account was hacked or this is an actual tweet by Nathen.

Either way this owns.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

What message is he trying to impart here? I can't imagine he's trying to say that drinking their weird drink will make males pregnant with offspring of a different species.

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007





Nathen puts dog cum in the Garficcino

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


This is it. This is peak GarfieldEATS.

#Sperm2Plate

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Honestly surprised it didn't happen sooner

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

https://mobile.twitter.com/garfieldeatsapp/status/1247325345885421568

A must-have for every Covid-safe serial killer's wardrobe.

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Jun 1, 2020

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

HerniaFlange posted:

If he's so rich why doesn't he just buy the building from the landlord?

IIRC Nathan is gay and came out of the closet, not things most fathers in Arab countries would be at all happy about. I'm guessing daddy funded Garfield Eats as a way to get Nathan to leave his home country and not come back. He still has the other Garfield Eats so dad sees no need to bail him out at this stage.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Amazing,.

Cum on down to Garfield Eats.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

So the coffee beans are locally sourced from Canadian farmers?

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Just the hot foam

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

BigBadSteve posted:

Amazing,.

Cum on down to Garfield Eats.

the doobie fanfic but replace doobie with nathen and replace tasha with garfield. sammy and mr wade reprise their roles as themselves

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Cum for the Garfoccino's, stay because the exit is blocked by a lunatic with a rictus grin.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSapp/status/1267827167963934732

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Finally garfield fixed racism

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

You really garfed up this time, Nathen

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



lmao, christ

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Well, folks:

The Garfield Eats App.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

restock the hats, nathen

i really want a hat

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Garfield is antifa???

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


i want to buy stock in Garfield Eats because this keeps appreciating

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
If (this) GE went public, it'd be quite the candidate for a pump-and-dump scheme

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Someone needs to tell Nathen that his semi-regular casings of the nearby women's shelter do not constitute as valid operations against the ANTIGARF operatives that want to close down his restaurants.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

EVERY TIME GOING posted:

Someone needs to tell Nathen that his semi-regular casings of the nearby women's shelter do not constitute as valid operations against the ANTIGARF operatives that want to close down his restaurants.

lol

wait is he doing that for real?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




This is now cannon.

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

He deleted that tweet and I want to know what was so terrible that Garfield could not abide it

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CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

Big Beef City posted:

He deleted that tweet and I want to know what was so terrible that Garfield could not abide it

I believe it was a black square with poorly-photoshopped garfield eyes over it, saying "Garfield supports BLM" or something similar.

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