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ALways this thread 
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Jun 1, 2020 14:10
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You monster
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Jun 1, 2020 14:34
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I'm getting goose bumps
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Jun 1, 2020 15:53
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RandomFerret posted:I'm getting goose bumps Narrator: It was herpes
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Jun 1, 2020 16:05
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Goose herpes? Sounds less than ideal.
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Jun 1, 2020 16:59
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What's happened to his weird glass condom?
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Jun 1, 2020 17:26
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Premature ejection
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Jun 1, 2020 17:32
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Paladinus posted:What's happened to his weird glass condom? It got too in the way of his ejaculation
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Jun 1, 2020 17:33
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I gotta say I enjoy how many of the teen heartthrob hardbody actors from the 80s have turned into goofy droopy olds That evil armored supervillain guy with the jowls in the last Jay & Silent Bob movie -- holy poo poo Val Kilmer
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Jun 1, 2020 17:35
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Data Graham posted:I gotta say I enjoy how many of the teen heartthrob hardbody actors from the 80s have turned into goofy droopy olds it will happen to you too though without the first part
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Jun 1, 2020 17:38
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Val Kilmer had it too good too soon. He could sing/dance/act and looked good...it takes a toll on you.
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Jun 1, 2020 17:39
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Then there are guys like Huge Jacked Man who still look good at 51 years old
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Jun 1, 2020 17:46
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Jun 1, 2020 17:47
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Zzulu posted:Then there are guys like Huge Jacked Man who still look good at 51 years old huge jacked man is in pretty good shape, yeah, being a gym teacher and all, but keep in mind that all beefcake hollywood actors these days have digital muscles inserted and wrinkles deleted in post production. They don't like to talk about it, but it's true
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Jun 1, 2020 17:51
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Sagebrush posted:huge jacked man is in pretty good shape, yeah, being a gym teacher and all, but keep in mind that all beefcake hollywood actors these days have digital muscles inserted and wrinkles deleted in post production. They don't like to talk about it, but it's true Also they do the horrible water thing where to get that look they completely dehydrate their bodies which is apparently very bad for you and feels like utter poo poo
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Jun 1, 2020 18:08
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Sure but I mean Dude is 50 years old and still looks good without any hollywood trickery; 
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Jun 1, 2020 18:13
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Zzulu posted:Sure but HGH is in fact hollywood trickery, sorry.
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Jun 1, 2020 18:18
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LifeSunDeath posted:HGH is in fact hollywood trickery, sorry. bingo
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Jun 1, 2020 18:22
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https://i.imgur.com/Iwo2wOu.gifv
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Jun 1, 2020 18:58
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Did you see that, Zach?! Dickbutt... in the coffee!
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Jun 1, 2020 19:02
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LifeSunDeath posted:HGH is in fact hollywood trickery, sorry. I can go out and buy HGH, how am I going to get a bunch of CGI done to me when I'm walking around
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Jun 1, 2020 19:53
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Zzulu posted:Sure but The king will always be Christian Bale for going from American Psycho cut and chiseled to The Machinist 130 lbs and bone skinny to having to drop 15lbs because he bulked up TOO much for Batman. He wasn't that old but still in the span of a few years he went from ripped to gaunt to massive. Being able to hire personal trainers / chefs / nutritionists is incredible for these kind of bodies. (Also reportedly his diet for The Machinist was an apple and cigarettes). edit: With the help of a personal trainer, Bale succeeded in meeting the deadline, gaining a total of 7 stone 2 pounds (45 kg; 100 lb) in six months. He went from 8 st 9 lb (55 kg; 121 lb) to 15 st 11 lb (100 kg; 221 lb). Discovering that he had gained more weight than the director desired, he dropped 2 stone 2 pounds (14 kg; 30 lb) by the time filming began. 
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Jun 1, 2020 19:59
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Lobsterboy posted:The king will always be Christian Bale for going from American Psycho cut and chiseled to The Machinist 130 lbs and bone skinny to having to drop 15lbs because he bulked up TOO much for Batman. He wasn't that old but still in the span of a few years he went from ripped to gaunt to massive. Being able to hire personal trainers / chefs / nutritionists is incredible for these kind of bodies. He had to drop a ton of weight to play racecar driver Ken Miles in Ford V. Ferrari and said that he pretty much just didn't eat for a few months.
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canyoneer posted:He had to drop a ton of weight to play racecar driver Ken Miles in Ford V. Ferrari and said that he pretty much just didn't eat for a few months. which was AFTER he gained 40 pounds to play dick cheney. dude's a monster.
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Jun 1, 2020 20:25
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But if he's a goat fondler then he definitely diddles kids.
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Jun 1, 2020 20:28
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Lobsterboy posted:The king will always be Christian Bale for going from American Psycho cut and chiseled to The Machinist 130 lbs and bone skinny to having to drop 15lbs because he bulked up TOO much for Batman. He wasn't that old but still in the span of a few years he went from ripped to gaunt to massive. Being able to hire personal trainers / chefs / nutritionists is incredible for these kind of bodies. All of that, and also steroids. Literally any time you hear about an actor bulking up lean for a role there's gear involved, guaranteed. The dead giveaways are how they talk about having only one (or zero) rest day a week, and the timeframe (usually less than a year) just doesn't add up. There are also some physical cues (some people still disagree on this though, genetics is a factor) like giant, full-looking shoulders and traps, since those muscle groups have loads of androgen receptors in them and respond more readily to the treatment. This isn't to discount the very hard work they're doing at all. Gear isn't really 'cheat codes' (HGH kind of is), in fact the only people who can physically work that hard with little rest are the ones using. It's massive dedication, consistency, hard work and nutrition, but it's also steroids. And it's not just the guys in their 50s either; Kumail Nanjiani? Deffo using. Basically all of Hollywood is using in some form or another, and the charade keeps up because of the massive stigma around hormone therapy and I guess the fact that they're still technically illegal in most places.
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Mister Speaker posted:All of that, and also steroids. Oh, 1000% extremely possible dude was using, but still its loving weird to see all of the ways hes bulked and cut. Like the other person said he also bulked fat to play Cheney then dropped it again for a race driver.
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Jun 1, 2020 20:37
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Also Christian Bale will probably die earlier because of some organ failure.
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Jun 1, 2020 20:38
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Yeah watching all these dudes hit 60-80 is gonna be interesting
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Jun 1, 2020 20:43
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mind the walrus posted:Yeah watching all these dudes hit 60-80 is gonna be interesting They are rich. They will live forever and always look better than everyone else.
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Jun 1, 2020 20:48
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Oh I don't mean die earlier than you and me. I just mean die earlier than Betty White, bless her immortal soul.
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Jun 1, 2020 20:50
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i'm fairly certain those hollywood star cement block thingers are where the important celebrities hide their phylactery
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Jun 1, 2020 21:07
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Lobsterboy posted:The king will always be Christian Bale for going from American Psycho cut and chiseled to The Machinist 130 lbs and bone skinny to having to drop 15lbs because he bulked up TOO much for Batman. He wasn't that old but still in the span of a few years he went from ripped to gaunt to massive. Being able to hire personal trainers / chefs / nutritionists is incredible for these kind of bodies. King of my heart doing all that but also just poo poo you are at so much risk don't ever do that, no one do this. HGH is super prevalent but whatever Bale did just frankly, no
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Jun 1, 2020 21:12
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Bale lives forever in da movies
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Jun 1, 2020 21:30
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mds2 posted:They are rich. They will live forever and always look better than everyone else. Dolph Lundgren is 62, and is dating a 24 year old
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Jun 1, 2020 21:35
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canyoneer posted:Dolph Lundgren is 62, and is dating a 24 year old Dolph is a miracle of humanity, he has the mind like a laser, and a body like a steel foundry. And not to mention, so much class!
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Jun 1, 2020 21:40
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canyoneer posted:Dolph Lundgren is 62, and is dating a 24 year old I'm 69 and dating a 420 year old.
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Jun 1, 2020 21:43
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 It's all this^ plus the roids (he's said something coy about them like "I won't get into the science, but higher than normal testosterone is just my cross to bear")
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