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Trump
This poll is closed.
Trump 94 0.22%
Toop 115 0.27%
Trno 109 0.25%
Tumble 109 0.25%
Torp 42163 98.21%
Treep 106 0.25%
Truro 112 0.26%
Traml 122 0.28%
Total: 637 votes
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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
here you go everyone :)
https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1267494660051795969

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




bill barr status: activated

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 355 days!
Someoen should introduce trup to alcohol

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
THE TRUMP SPEAKS
https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1267494660051795969

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOROvO2fxTc

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

His voice is quivering lmao

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


This poo poo is looking more and more evil.

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide

lol

YTMND with this audio and a gif of master shake talking

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


The police are showing too much ethics during the riots for Trump's taste, so all that's left is prison guard murder squads

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
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Terrible audio coming from the bunker

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
lol he thinks the national guard pacified minneapolis on saturday and there's no trouble there anymore

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Shear Modulus posted:

bill barr status: activated

Hes like the winter soldier

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
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Rubellavator posted:

Hes like the winter soldier
Activation code is saying the ingredients of a #3 extra value meal

turnip kid
May 24, 2010
I guess #youaintblack isn't going to win too many voters over to Team Trump after all.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

https://twitter.com/AdamParkhomenko/status/1267496346744995840?s=20

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

turnip kid posted:

I guess #youaintblack isn't going to win too many voters over to Team Trump after all.
why would you bring up this thing from 5,000 years ago

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Just got a legendary loot drop bleach leaf blower. On hit it has a 50% chance of spawning a bleach ghost that’ll home in on the nearest cop and ruin their uniform

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

I like that one of the US's rival countries has a direct line into the president's brain on demand.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

This is silly. Trump doesn't need advice from a foreign leader on how to be authoritarian.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lmfao the president has gone on record to say he really wants state forces to kill Americans like 4 times in the past week and it's hardly news

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


Trump had a beautful speech prepare that was going to heal and unite the nation, but he threw it in the trash can after Putin gave him the idea of "suppress dissidents with violence"

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

boethius posted:

I wonder what kind of sound Barr makes when he is very strongly activated.

he vibrates like a soft serve machine

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide

turnip kid posted:

I guess #youaintblack isn't going to win too many voters over to Team Trump after all.

Biden in a phone booth: can you make a distraction to make #youaintblack go away?

No... thats too big

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

tenderjerk posted:

Cowering in the bunker corner, covered in big mac vomit : YOU GUYS HAVE TO GET TOUGH

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


protesters are going to start falling off hospital windows now?

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Schmoe Cwead posted:

he vibrates like a soft serve machine

You have to be careful, though. If his weight is unbalanced he’ll start violently rattling like when someone throws a brick in a dryer

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
the codephrase to strongly activate barr: "iran contra, hamburger helper, not the mama"

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Schmoe Cwead posted:

he vibrates like a soft serve machine

I'm imagining Barr's mouth opening and soft-serve coming out of it.

Tastes like (miscarriage of) justice.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Bethamphetamine posted:

I like that one of the US's rival countries has a direct line into the president's brain on demand.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

703 posted:

Biden in a phone booth: can you make a distraction to make #youaintblack go away?

No... thats too big

lol biden literally brought it back into the cycle like two days ago by saying that he was baited and was only talking directly to the interviewer

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
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Bill barr has big "principal from billy madison" energy to him

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

is this constitutional

You can't just start making up words

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

tenderjerk posted:

Bill barr has big "principal from billy madison" energy to him

I heard Bill Barr speaking on the TV the other day, and I could not believe that he sounds like that

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Rubellavator posted:

lol biden literally brought it back into the cycle like two days ago by saying that he was baited and was only talking directly to the interviewer

"No, see, I was just saying that Charlemagne Tha God isn't black, and...okay, look fat, I don't even know who this 'Zoux' is."

Captain Stalin
May 11, 2004

Have no fear, the Captain is here!

Between Covid resources and this, they're trying to straight up buy Florida in 2020 aren't they?

To the detriment of literally the entire country (including the poor souls in Florida about to be brutalized).

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Bethamphetamine posted:

I like that one of the US's rival countries has a direct line into the president's brain on demand.

i doubt it's just russia. KJU probably has trump's personal cell #

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



docbeard posted:

"No, see, I was just saying that Charlemagne Tha God isn't black, and...okay, look fat, I don't even know who this 'Zoux' is."

lol

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Isolate the audio and put it into a video of the cspan call-in guy

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Captain Stalin posted:

Between Covid resources and this, they're trying to straight up buy Florida in 2020 aren't they?

To the detriment of literally the entire country (including the poor souls in Florida about to be brutalized).

nah, the reason they're going to Miami and DC is to protect property owned by the president

they'd be in NYC too but the NYPD is taking care of it

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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
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Iron Crowned posted:

I heard Bill Barr speaking on the TV the other day, and I could not believe that he sounds like that
Yeah, it was my first time too

The labored meaty breathing between every 5-6 words was the only thing I could reasonably expect

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