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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

PittTheElder posted:

Lol god drat. Is the majority of the blade black just to be tacticool?

How are you supposed to know that something's tactical if it's not black?

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SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

PittTheElder posted:

Lol god drat. Is the majority of the blade black just to be tacticool?

I think it takes more work and makes it more dangerous to make the blade go all the way to the middle.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

I will try to minimize these History of Rome relisten based questions. Maybe a weekly digest. But I have another!

To what extent did people living in the Empire actually think the Emperors were gods (either while they were alive or after they died)? Did it vary by social class? I would guess the senators deifying people had kind of a cynical view of the whole thing. Or maybe was it more similar to how Catholics see saints today?

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

This egyptologist posted a thread on how to tear down a monument:

https://twitter.com/indyfromspace/status/1267271817439346689

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Badger of Basra posted:

To what extent did people living in the Empire actually think the Emperors were gods (either while they were alive or after they died)? Did it vary by social class? I would guess the senators deifying people had kind of a cynical view of the whole thing. Or maybe was it more similar to how Catholics see saints today?

The question presumes a consistent theology, which Roman religion didn't have. So there is no satisfying, consistent answer to give.

The imperial cult worshiped the genius of the emperor, not the man. Genii were the spirits that existed in the world, connected to places, objects, concepts, and people. The idea of someone like Augustus having a genius was not new, everybody did. But the imperial genius became an object of worship in the state religion, and had to be propitiated with sacrifice.

Did this mean they thought emperors became literal gods upon death? Kinda? Not really? The idea of what a god was in Roman religion was flexible. We know there was at least some cynicism about it, Vespasian's reported final words ("I think I'm becoming a god") are a good example.

You also have to distinguish different groups. Egyptians probably did think of the emperors as something divine, that had a long precedent in their society. Ethnic Romans would have seen it through the framework of a genius. There would've been other local variations as well. The state didn't care as long as you performed the required sacrifices.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Imperial Genius sounds like a pretty cool job title.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
It was certainly possible for Romans to be skeptical of the divinity of dead emperors. The best example is Seneca’s piece on the afterlife of Claudius, the central theme of which is that Claudius was too lovely to become a god. But we should note that in the same piece Seneca makes Apollo simper about how cool Nero is and how he wishes the Fates would never let him die. That is to say, when Romans were skeptical that people were gods they were being skeptical of particular people being gods. It was a political act for the senate to deify a dead emperor: what you privately thought was not the point, the point was that the public authorities were going to conduct rituals to continue to affirm the late head of government, and private citizens could choose to spend time and money in support of that policy. But the concept of people being gods was not at all radical or unique to the emperors. Every family worth a drat would have venerated their generalized divine ancestors at the appropriate festival (Parentalia in February).

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

The mediterranean (and for that matter the other sphere of the egyptian world in the south) is such a melting pot and basically always had been that even today I think that a huge bit of what ethnicity or race someone counts as comes from factors other than skin tone. Like most people would say an italian is white and an egyptian isn't, but if you took a random sampling of people, put them in the same clothes, gave them the same clean haircuts, and refused to say their names, would anyone actually be able to pick out which is which with accuracy? I imagine the egyptians are going to trend darker but culture is a huge bit of it, especially when it comes to "whiteness."

I mainly think about this right now because I've always heard fash come at this from the opposite perspective: they like ancient egyptians so insist the ancient egyptians must have been hella white and only got darker skin at some later date. I guess technically hoteps do this in reverse but the white fash are rather more dangerous so eh. You can't really say ancient Egypt was "mediterranean" or "african" cuz it was indubitably both. You don't get that civilization without it being at that crossroads, in the same way Rome is definitely european but you don't get anything like what Rome ended up being without influences from across the sea.

While you could have a pretty hard time telling Sicilians from Greeks from Turks From Iranians, Egyptians just look like Egyptians, and I assume they always have. The Ancient Egyptian identity wasn't based on around looks, it was based around religion, and before "Egypt" was a thing many different people lived around or near the Nile while using it as a premier transportation corridor.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
Fascists have been fantasizing about using cars to run over protestors for a while. Sounds like the conumdrum of cavalry charges into infantry. Alas pikes aren't very portable. Is there any good way disabling cars that attempt to drive into crowds, or immobilizing them when they are stopped? Is throwing something into the spokes in a car's wheel able to slow it down?

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Phobophilia posted:

Fascists have been fantasizing about using cars to run over protestors for a while. Sounds like the conumdrum of cavalry charges into infantry. Alas pikes aren't very portable. Is there any good way disabling cars that attempt to drive into crowds, or immobilizing them when they are stopped? Is throwing something into the spokes in a car's wheel able to slow it down?

Slash the tires.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Phobophilia posted:

Fascists have been fantasizing about using cars to run over protestors for a while. Sounds like the conumdrum of cavalry charges into infantry. Alas pikes aren't very portable. Is there any good way disabling cars that attempt to drive into crowds, or immobilizing them when they are stopped? Is throwing something into the spokes in a car's wheel able to slow it down?
Those pilums aren't looking so silly now, are they? A dozen of those aimed at the operator of the Fordicus CCL would no doubt put the driver out of commission, despite his Venetian glazed armor.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Phobophilia posted:

Fascists have been fantasizing about using cars to run over protestors for a while. Sounds like the conumdrum of cavalry charges into infantry. Alas pikes aren't very portable. Is there any good way disabling cars that attempt to drive into crowds, or immobilizing them when they are stopped? Is throwing something into the spokes in a car's wheel able to slow it down?

Usually not through the spokes since the wheels are on an axle and there's not a fork to catch on and most of the space behind the spokes is taken up by the brake assembly, and honestly anything short of steel would just get snapped if it was to be put far enough through the spokes, but fit around the brake, to be jammed against the car body.

You can spike the tires and honestly it probably would scare the little shits out of it even though it's not gonna stop the car. Safest option is to just find them outside their car.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
So I’m going through the CHP series on the Warlord Period and I’m really really liking it, but goddamn if it doesn’t sound like I’m listening to a Drive-Time Radio DJ. I legit expect to start hearing him talk about how the Marquette is backed up all the way to, I dunno, North Avenue?

Or whatever, I think LA people use numbers for highways, so probably that I guess?

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Phobophilia posted:

Fascists have been fantasizing about using cars to run over protestors for a while. Sounds like the conumdrum of cavalry charges into infantry. Alas pikes aren't very portable. Is there any good way disabling cars that attempt to drive into crowds, or immobilizing them when they are stopped? Is throwing something into the spokes in a car's wheel able to slow it down?

Have you ever heard of the concept of mugger money?

It's when you bring a certain amount of money with you that you keep loose on your person seperate from the rest of your valuables. That way, if you get robbed, you can just give up your mugger money and keep your hard to replace wallet type stuff. Or even just throw the money down and run away, hoping that the person robbing you gets too distracted by the money to chase after. Mongol warriors used this same tactic.

21st century protestors should use the same system and bring along some "protest money" to guard against cops and other nutjobs driving cars at them. This money of course would be in the currency of Yap Island.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Phobophilia posted:

Fascists have been fantasizing about using cars to run over protestors for a while. Sounds like the conumdrum of cavalry charges into infantry. Alas pikes aren't very portable. Is there any good way disabling cars that attempt to drive into crowds, or immobilizing them when they are stopped? Is throwing something into the spokes in a car's wheel able to slow it down?

What about Czech Hedgehogs? You could use lighter steel than the I-beams used to stop tanks, and the parts can be carried flat and assembled on-location.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Phobophilia posted:

Fascists have been fantasizing about using cars to run over protestors for a while. Sounds like the conumdrum of cavalry charges into infantry. Alas pikes aren't very portable. Is there any good way disabling cars that attempt to drive into crowds, or immobilizing them when they are stopped? Is throwing something into the spokes in a car's wheel able to slow it down?

Couldn't you just throw bricks at the windows so they will break and the driver can't see anything anymore? If the driver sticks his head out to see where he is going, just throw bricks at his head, that should stop the car.

My first thought was just to shoot the driver, but that may be a bit too harsh. Until he already killed some protestors, I guess then you can just pull out all the guns and punt holes through his body, that should fall under self-defense, probably.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Though these are important questions I am unsure if we should be putting them in the ancient history thread or that we should be planning exact methods of violent action even in a hypothetical sense, on these forums, given past history.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer
Yeah, to be honest, I'm a bit confused as to why Phobophilia even started this derail. Did they accidentally post to the wrong thread?

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.
Maybe he was reading about the riots in the early days of the Roman Republic searching for inspiration :confused:

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
This is a pikethread I expect better from you

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


2011 Hyundai Alantra vs PIKES lets go

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Phobophilia posted:

This is a pikethread I expect better from you

I'm more interested in the time where a bronze axe was an advanced science fiction weapon

Did you know the first Egyptian king Narmer executed prisoners with a stone mace? A 16th century pike would have looked to him like an alien ray gun to us

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
What would actually happen if someone floored like, a Ford Fiesta into braced phalangites?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

What would actually happen if someone floored like, a Ford Fiesta into braced phalangites?

well a Ford Fiesta weighs about ~2600 pounds so let's say 2800 with a person/some cargo. That's easily 1000lbs heavier than armored cavalry assuming a 1400lb horse. Considering the defense against cavalry became putting pointy bits ahead at a distance from your infantry, chances are it was understood that charging cavalry could just smash through a line of infantry otherwise they wouldn't have developed a defense that prevented it. Seeing as though a car doesn't really have the same access to vulnerable internal bits that a horse does (i.e. you can shove a sword through the radiator but that's just gonna spray hot coolant everywhere while the car continues for some time before overheating, and you're unlikely to get the angle to get a sword or spear into the engine belts which would probably stop the engine a little faster but not as fast as a spear through a horse's heart) the car would probably make a rather significant breach and continue through with potentially fatal damage but not before rendering dozens of your soldiers completely incapable of continuing in battle. The shock effect may well cause a rout right away and the "hot fluids spraying from the engine" effect would certainly help that along. Also phalanges would likely not have seen a car before so all of the above assumes they hold their line long enough for the massive machine to smash into them.

E: got a Google survey asking why I was searching for a Ford Fiesta and whether it helped me make a decision in purchasing. Hope it gets seen by someone who is completely baffled by the entry "I was searching for ford fiesta curb weight for a comparison to armored cavalry"

FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Jun 1, 2020

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Phobophilia posted:

Fascists have been fantasizing about using cars to run over protestors for a while. Sounds like the conumdrum of cavalry charges into infantry. Alas pikes aren't very portable. Is there any good way disabling cars that attempt to drive into crowds, or immobilizing them when they are stopped? Is throwing something into the spokes in a car's wheel able to slow it down?

This is extremely not the thread for this.

Kylaer
Aug 4, 2007
I'm SURE walking around in a respirator at all times in an (even more) OPEN BIDENing society is definitely not a recipe for disaster and anyone that's not cool with getting harassed by CHUDs are cave dwellers. I've got good brain!

FAUXTON posted:

Considering the defense against cavalry became putting pointy bits ahead at a distance from your infantry, chances are it was understood that charging cavalry could just smash through a line of infantry otherwise they wouldn't have developed a defense that prevented it.

Not quite true. Horses aren't very smart, but generally they're smart enough to not run into a wall, or what they perceive as a wall (perception is important). If you have a tightly ordered line of people, especially with shields, it's going to be extremely difficult to get a horse to just slam into the line. That's not to say it never happened, because nobody can accuse horses of being predictable, but usually they would balk and slow down, or veer off rather than just hit the line. Where cavalry charges can wreak the most damage is against people who aren't in close order.

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Grand Fromage posted:

The question presumes a consistent theology, which Roman religion didn't have. So there is no satisfying, consistent answer to give.


although obviously this will be completely inconsistent with Roman beliefs, I don't think an analogy to modern Japanese traditional religion is off base. The way Roman pagans thought of religion was very different from modern theology. I think this video helps illustrate at least one alternative of how religion can be conceptualized:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htxVoNBd5do

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Shinto is a good modern analogy to Roman animism, I've used it myself. The broad strokes have a lot of similarities. It's a much better comparison than modern Abrahamic religion at any rate.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
Is there a good (so not CSPAM) China thread? I'm trying to figure out why he think sparrows bad? Point 1: birbs good, Point 2: they eat buggos?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


GBS is the only one that isn't full of tankies. As for that question, Mao thought sparrows ate grain so he wanted them all dead. Mao was not always the brightest bulb, and are you going to be the one to tell Mao that he's wrong? It's the problem with all authoritarian systems. If you tell the boss he's wrong, at the least you're risking your advancement if not your life. So things get covered up, information doesn't go up the chain, and disasters result. Good thing we don't have any recent examples of that or anything.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



It is my understanding that they thought the sparrows or swallows or whatever they were were eating all the grain that had been sown in the fields.

This belief was incorrect.

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

Schadenboner posted:

Is there a good (so not CSPAM) China thread? I'm trying to figure out why he think sparrows bad? Point 1: birbs good, Point 2: they eat buggos?

You could have asked this question in any china thread and gotten the same answer, but instead you asked about asking it in the ancient history thread?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
I mean, that's just 3rd grade science (or the thousands of years of lived experience of any loving rural-dweller) though?

It's so dumb it makes Lysenkoites look, like, not so dumb?

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.
Question for historians: A friend of mine has spent a couple years in a North African country doing independent research as part of his doctorate studies. The government aproached him and asked for permission to publish a small part of his work, for tourism guides, websites, small magazines and such, nothing too serious. The thing is that when they did the translation certain parts were changed without his knowledge to give the text a nationalistic slant and he just found out and he's pissed. Probably gonna let it slide, but what can be done in this kind of situations?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Slim Jim Pickens posted:

You could have asked this question in any china thread and gotten the same answer, but instead you asked about asking it in the ancient history thread?

I tried yelling "Where's a good China thread?" out the window but the rear end in a top hat outside my house just kept scraeming "LOG OFF"?

:shrug:

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

Mad Hamish posted:

It is my understanding that they thought the sparrows or swallows or whatever they were were eating all the grain that had been sown in the fields.

This belief was incorrect.

Sparrows do eat grain, but they also play a greater role in the environment and Mao was not an ecologist.

The failures of the GLF were not caused by killing sparrows though, it was the general ill-founded program of diverting agricultural sector to "industrial" sector and then the government being unable to address the failure of the scheme.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
I'd say that he watched Mary Poppins "Feed The Birds" song and went all :thunk: but the timeline is off by about 10 years for that to be the case.

Fish of hemp
Apr 1, 2011

A friendly little mouse!

Badger of Basra posted:

I will try to minimize these History of Rome relisten based questions. Maybe a weekly digest. But I have another!

To what extent did people living in the Empire actually think the Emperors were gods (either while they were alive or after they died)? Did it vary by social class? I would guess the senators deifying people had kind of a cynical view of the whole thing. Or maybe was it more similar to how Catholics see saints today?

Is Donald Trump a god? I mean, he commands armies million strong, he can release forces that can destroy entire cities or even whole planet to ash and his words and actions are keenly followed and obeyed.

If some italian farmer heard that there's this guy, the emperor, who has legions worth of soldiers and can produce weird beasts such as elephants to his own amusement, does it even matter if he is a man or not? He is clearly something so powerful and his might is so much bigger than you that he could as well be a god.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Tell me how the Romans would have analyzed this if it happened to a Consul:

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Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Is the idea of people using fancy letter folding (and seals obvs) to try and demonstrate that the letter was reaching the recipient unread a real thing or just a movie invention?

This is supposedly a reconstruction of an actual historic letter that still exists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16GAIaYN_Gk

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