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The mod squad (FORUM FRIENDS) has edited the poll 11 1.38%
And inserted their good jokes 4 0.50%
While the rest of you laugh 9 1.13%
Bowsette 103 12.88%
347 43.38%
killer comedy option $69,420.69 15 1.88%
big bandicoot baps 311 38.88%
Total: 800 votes
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homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Saint Freak posted:

What if I trust Bowsette's fists?
we drag you kicking and screaming to the cops

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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Why don't we train the Murder Hornets to fight the police? Or is the hornet arc over already?

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.
Is FFVII a good cop killing game?

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Amazon Prime members get Forsaken Remaster for free this month. I remember that game with rose tinted glasses and I doubt it is that good today. I just remember it being one of the flagship 3d accelerator required games back in the day to show off how powerful the 3dFX graphic cards were.

Kerrzhe
Nov 5, 2008

what about officer clemmons from mister rogers

Saint Freak posted:

Why don't we train the Murder Hornets to fight the police? Or is the hornet arc over already?

wasn't even a proper filler episode


also i need that tag real bad

Zongerian
Apr 23, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Caidin posted:

I'm loving bored and looking at the sale on the Epic store, is Sunken City a good Action, Narration or Investigation game?

It has a cool setting and fun investigation mechanics, there is combat and it isn't great but it isn't bad either. I have heard it's similar to Sherlock Holmes Devil's Daughter but I haven't played that yet so I can't say. I like it

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Saint Freak posted:

Why don't we train the Murder Hornets to fight the police? Or is the hornet arc over already?
sorry, protest bees already exist, better luck with your next joke

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Saint Freak posted:

What if I trust Bowsette's fists?

bowsette is a cop

Saint Freak posted:

Why don't we train the Murder Hornets to fight the police? Or is the hornet arc over already?

Murder Hornets was the B-plot for May, but the writers may very well do a callback later this season

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

who's the best fist puncher in three houses. is it the muscle golem guy

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

oddium posted:

who's the best fist puncher in three houses. is it the muscle golem guy

Narratively it's the ptsd lord because he can rip and tear people apart with his bare hands

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Rocksteady needs to make an open-world Batman Beyond game

they can skip the car this time

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

oddium posted:

who's the best fist puncher in three houses. is it the muscle golem guy

Felix is insanely good with fists because of how often his crest activates

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

crest activating... stand back... using my secret art Bright Smile...

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

WaltherFeng posted:

Is FFVII a good cop killing game?

the only cops are the private military of a powerful corporation but they do comprise the vast majority of human enemies

Obligatum VII
May 5, 2014

Haunting you until no 8 arrives.

Hwurmp posted:

you're not ready for the virus cops

No, no, you are mistaken. It will be a cop virus. If you catch it, you slowly turn into a cop.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Obligatum VII posted:

No, no, you are mistaken. It will be a cop virus. If you catch it, you slowly turn into a cop.

swine flu is already a thing

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005




How can I get in on this?

And also how can I stop worrying about my library of games I haven't played yet?

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

play them

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Why don't they give t-shirts for preordering video games anymore? I remember that used to be a thing, if you preordered a big video game you'd get a t-shirt with the logo on it. But it seems like they don't do that anymore. I wonder why

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Not cost effective to make a bunch of XXXXXXL shirts.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Gripweed posted:

Why don't they give t-shirts for preordering video games anymore? I remember that used to be a thing, if you preordered a big video game you'd get a t-shirt with the logo on it. But it seems like they don't do that anymore. I wonder why

Sizing complications and bigger bois becoming more common is my guess.

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


The only physical special edition reward I’ve plunked down on was the Yakuza 6 drinking glasses. Worth it.

Ms. Unsmiley
Feb 13, 2012

oddium posted:

who's the best fist puncher in three houses. is it the muscle golem guy

i gave byleth a pair of training gauntlets+ in my first playthrough and she could destroy just about every enemy with those alone, and they never broke

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

univbee posted:

Sizing complications and bigger bois becoming more common is my guess.



Thta chart shows the sizes of Linux users, so we know it's not representative of gamers

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Last night I spent like an hour figuring out how water pumps and pipeline flow limits and pressure work in Satisfactory and setting up a pipeline system to pump water up a mountain to my coal generators and it just now occurred to me at work I could have built the coal generators out on the lake and just sent coal down to them with like no effort.

But alas, I suppose rebuilding everything is part of the fun.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

They should make a sim game where you have to dismantle a factory and return the land to nature

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Lol don't spoil the plot of the August riots we're not there yet.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

univbee posted:

Sizing complications and bigger bois becoming more common is my guess.



drat, that tracks pretty well.

From 1999–2000 through 2017–2018, the prevalence of obesity increased from 30.5% to 42.4%, and the prevalence of severe obesity increased from 4.7% to 9.2%.

https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/adult.html

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Gripweed posted:

They should make a sim game where you have to dismantle a factory and return the land to nature

https://vfqd.itch.io/terra-nil

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

Well, the PlayStation 5 event is officially postponed.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

ErrEff posted:

Well, the PlayStation 5 event is officially postponed.

This was a good move. Glad Sony did this.

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
"same poo poo better graphics buy one if you want to play Bloodborne 2"

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Relax Or DIE posted:

"same poo poo better graphics buy one if you want to play Bloodborne 2"

Honestly this is all they really needed to do anyways.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Weedle posted:

there is like a whole underworld of sonic fandom invisible to normies

just like in harry potter! :downs:

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

Relax Or DIE posted:

"same poo poo better graphics buy one if you want to play Bloodborne 2"

But I needed to see them show the controller!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eReQnHHZSVI&t=214s

(4:20 to 6:50 is gold)

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ErrEff posted:

Well, the PlayStation 5 event is officially postponed.

That sucks, the memes generated by an underwhelming Sony conference could've done a lot to heal the country right now.

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!

ErrEff posted:

Well, the PlayStation 5 event is officially postponed.

https://twitter.com/PlayStation/status/1267525525825900549

Summer Game Fest, more like Summer Delayed by Unrest

not a bad move but there's not going to be a lot of quiet time for game announcements this summer, I suspect

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



They need to make sure they have at least one game to show with a nonwhite protagonist.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Yeah Hotgirlvideos69 told us about this already

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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Jay Rust posted:

Yeah Hotgirlvideos69 told us about this already

This person has become a pretty accurate source for rumors.

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