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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
https://twitter.com/Toadsanime/status/1267463003206750221

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is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

drat that's some primo thread material

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/jpegjoshua/status/1267599264257015816

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
The right-wing dude who got jumped by protesters after chasing them around with a sword trying to protect a bar is a brony who wrote one of the most popular My Little Pony fanfics of all time.

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Willie Tomg posted:

The right-wing dude who got jumped by protesters after chasing them around with a sword trying to protect a bar is a brony who wrote one of the most popular My Little Pony fanfics of all time.

The Fallout crossover one?

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

The Fallout crossover one?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

The Fallout crossover one?

No. I checked, and his most popular work only has fourteen thousand views, and it’s cheating because each view of each chapter counts toward that total.

It’s not even in the top hundred most popular on the site its on. At that point, I got tired of scrolling.

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Are you proud of me?

Are you proud of what I do?

I'll try to be a better man than the one that you knew.
what

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

He said he got tired of scrolling

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Three heavily armed men have commandeered a Gamestop in Philadelphia.

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

Milo and POTUS posted:

He said he got tired of scrolling

Give the man a break, he only has one hand available.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
A Spanish porn star has been arrested on manslaughter charges following a man's death during a mystic ritual in which he inhaled psychedelic toad venom.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Economists were encouraged by the new jobless claims only reaching 1.9 million last week.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Protestors arrested by NYPD are being pulled aside by FBI at precincts & asked about anti-fascist sentiments.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



The Pentagon has planned for "a scenario in which members of Generation Z, driven by malaise and discontent, launch a 'Zbellion' in America in the mid-2020s.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
In response to videos of crowds breaking into shops across US cities, Iraqis have dug up an infamous quote by ex-defence secretary Donald Rumsfeld:

"Lawlessness and looting is a natural consequence of the transition from dictatorship to a free country," he said in response to a journalist's question on widespread looting and chaos in Baghdad following the 2003 US-led invasion.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
Saudi Arabia has pledged $500 million in aid for Yemen.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



At the end of last month, Microsoft decided to fire hundreds of journalists in the middle of a pandemic and fully replace them with artificial intelligence software.

Staff at MSN were told to expect a negative article in the Guardian about alleged racist bias in the artificial intelligence software that will soon take their jobs.

Because they are unable to stop the new robot editor selecting stories from external news sites such as the Guardian, the remaining human staff have been told to stay alert and delete the article if the robot decides it is of interest and automatically publishes it on MSN.com.

They have also been warned that even if they delete it, the robot editor may overrule them and attempt to publish it again.

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Among those convicted were Mark Jones and his former girlfriend Alice Cutter, who once took part in a "Miss Hitler" beauty pageant.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Microsoft’s artificial intelligence news app is now swamped with stories selected by the news robot about the news robot backfiring.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Remember earlier this year when a cop said a barista wrote pig on his cup then it turned out she didn't but got fired anyways then it turned out cops were doing it all over the country like some weird munchausen by proxy thing to get sympathy for themselves?

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Willie Tomg posted:

Remember earlier this year when a cop said a barista wrote pig on his cup then it turned out she didn't but got fired anyways then it turned out cops were doing it all over the country like some weird munchausen by proxy thing to get sympathy for themselves?

i'm too lazy to dig up the side by side headlines "indianapolis cop says someone took bite out of his cheeseburger" "cop forgot he took bite out of his cheeseburger"

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


StashAugustine posted:

i'm too lazy to dig up the side by side headlines "indianapolis cop says someone took bite out of his cheeseburger" "cop forgot he took bite out of his cheeseburger"

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EaFUzV6UYAAe1gk?format=jpg&name=medium

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Joseph Robinette Biden, Junior’s plan for fixing the police is to give them three hundred million dollars for community-based policing measures like shooting unarmed people in the legs, a plan which he has had weeks to formulate.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

StashAugustine posted:

i'm too lazy to dig up the side by side headlines "indianapolis cop says someone took bite out of his cheeseburger" "cop forgot he took bite out of his cheeseburger"

Or more recently: A Massachusetts cop’s wife faked home invasion and blamed Black Lives Matter activists.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Five male officers were present when the lawsuit alleges that Wilson "pulled open Natalie's pants and underwear and used a flashlight to look around the area" and then, "reach into Natalie's pants and pull the string attached to a tampon, which was present in Natalie's vaginal cavity."

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Wilson did not face any consequences for the incident, aside from a notation in her file by Police Chief William McManus stating that the event would "serve as a reference in the event there [was] a re-occurrence of [that] type of action by the officer."

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



An officer from the San Jose police department shot their implicit bias trainer in the scrotum with a rubber bullet for protesting police violence.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Gonna be real awkward when they rehire him for explicit bias training

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Koishi Komeiji posted:

An officer from the San Jose police department shot their implicit bias trainer in the scrotum with a rubber bullet for protesting police violence.

Ok, but the final exam can’t be more than like 20% of the final grade, right? That’s still a B-

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


The statue of Winston Churchill in London has been boarded up ahead of weekend protests.

Koishi Komeiji posted:

An officer from the San Jose police department shot their implicit bias trainer in the scrotum with a rubber bullet for protesting police violence.

Implicit bias training has been found to have no influence on a person's actions, which is probably part of why it's such a popular initiative.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


A Star Wars comic book writer's feud with Internet Archive probably made digital lending by your local library illegal

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



A 27 year old Bronx man who clocked out at his janitor shift on Thursday evening and planned to go home to sleep a few hours before another shift at Family Dollar was arrested for breaking curfew.

He’s still in jail a week later.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



A Seattle coronavirus survivor got a $1.1 million, 181-page hospital bill.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

President Trump announced that he would reduce US military presence in Germany by about a third, thereby irrevocably damaging American logistics and power projection capabilities worldwide, because the German chancellor refused to hold a G7 meeting in the middle of a global pandemic

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1271816118156623878

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Two nuclear armed states, with the two largest land armies in the world, had a fatal brawl on their border region with no shots fired.

Neurophage
Oct 11, 2012
Bulgarian Prime Minister Boyko Borissov on Wednesday accused President Rumen Radev of spying on him via unmanned aerial vehicles after photos of Borissov resting in his bedroom appeared on Bulgarian social networks.

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Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



AMC Theater CEO Adam Aron says their cinemas won't require masks upon reopening because they didn't "want to be drawn into a political controversy"

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