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Antigravitas posted:
More than that, those items did not exist in nature. We took a wild cabbage plant, and by breeding it for different parts, created several new vegetables.
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Johnny Aztec posted:More than that, those items did not exist in nature. We took a wild cabbage plant, and by breeding it for different parts, created several new vegetables. Some guy back around the time of ancient Rome looked at this lovely loving weed:  ..... and thought to himself "Hey what if we turned that into Brussel Sprouts and made people eat it wouldn't that be goddamn hilarious"
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cabbage rules.
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LifeSunDeath posted:cabbage rules. Are those like queensbury rules
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LifeSunDeath posted:cabbage rules. No items. Final Destination.
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Zil posted:Truth. Cilantro is garbage My advice if you don't like the taste is to do what I did: fall backwards down a flight of stairs and sever your olfactory nerve. Then it just tastes like Leaves!
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Flint_Paper posted:My advice if you don't like the taste is to do what I did: fall backwards down a flight of stairs and sever your olfactory nerve. Then it just tastes like Leaves! Many of us would just decide not to eat it, but I support your hard work and dedication 
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Carthag Tuek posted:I like food https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUmVjjMG-BE
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Fun fact: another term for accessory fruit is "spurious fruit".
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This is without a doubt my favorite comic about fruit.
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The Moon Monster posted:Fun fact: another term for accessory fruit is "spurious fruit". 
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*Eats a single fig* I literally ate hundreds of fruits today, how dare you criticize my diet mom.
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:*Eats a single fig* If you're in the UK does that count as your "five a day" for the next month?
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Skwirl posted:If you're in the UK does that count as your "five a day" for the next month? Don't chippies count as vegetables in the UK? And IrnBru as "health tonic"?
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LifeSunDeath posted:Don't chippies count as vegetables in the UK? And IrnBru as "health tonic"? well the Mail counts as a "newspaper" so what the gently caress, rules were for losers anyway
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Irn Bru counts as juice.
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The Moon Monster posted:Fun fact: another term for accessory fruit is "spurious fruit". I am Spurious Orange.
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:*Eats a single fig* Hundreds of fruit, plus a wasp.
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Skwirl posted:If you're in the UK does that count as your "five a day" for the next month? sadly they dont roll over
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2 fast 2 spurious
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Flint_Paper posted:My advice if you don't like the taste is to do what I did: fall backwards down a flight of stairs and sever your olfactory nerve. Then it just tastes like Leaves! What? Where is the olfactory nerve? Can it be re-connected? Have you lost all flavours or what? So many questions.
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Tree Bucket posted:What? Where is the olfactory nerve? Can it be re-connected? Have you lost all flavours or what? its inside your skull above your nose so it requires a pretty bad skull fracture to severe my condolences, paper
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:*Eats a single fig* It's like that Mitch Hedberg routine about rice.
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Um  the VISOR only works when it's connected to the cerebral implants (the blinky things on Geordi's temples) so Wesley wouldn't be able to see anything.I hope someone got fired for this blunder.
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I feel that there's a terrible pun about elf testicles or something that we're missing with this translation
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I think the whole joke is that he's using the device to clean his balls.
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Tree Bucket posted:What? Where is the olfactory nerve? Can it be re-connected? Have you lost all flavours or what? I fell backwards and hit the back of my head on some very unfriendly London concrete. It made my brain bounce back and forth, and the olfactory nerve either went "ping" like a maiden aunt's gusset in an Ealing comedy, or the olfactory bulb went to buggery. Either way, I've not been able to smell anything for about six years now. My sense of taste is suuuuper basic. Sweet/sour/salt/savoury/bitter. Like, I can tell the difference between a burger and a pizza, but a whole lot of the joy of food and drink has gone. Plus I've accidentally drank a *load* of off milk. Which is gross as hell. No idea if it'll ever come back! I'm terrified of gas leaks! I was once in the basement of a pub, waiting for my time on stage, and I was the last person to realise that the pub was on fire! It's not the best!
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How's your analingus work though?
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Like a dog getting the filling out of a Creme Egg. My immune system is robust.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I feel that there's a terrible pun about elf testicles or something that we're missing with this translation Family jewels, if you will.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Don't chippies count as vegetables in the UK? And IrnBru as "health tonic"? That's Buckfast and it's a fine tonic wine
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Continuity RCP posted:That's Buckfast and it's a fine tonic wine I mean if you're suffering for acute sobriety it is certainly a tonic that will cure that.
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idgaf about your basic testicle puns, I choose to believe that "ultrasonic agitation treatment" and "gnome toilet" are homonyms in Finnish.
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i just pray the gnome toilet is viperless
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Why would the toilet contain milk? e: Jerry Cotton was busy so I'm filling in for him Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 20:23 on Jun 5, 2020 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:i just pray the gnome toilet is viperless I'm here to vash and vipe your balls
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Captain Hygiene posted:I'm here to vash and vipe your balls We get it, you vipe
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