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And boy do I feel dumb! I was pronouncing it dad this whole time!
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Jun 5, 2020 00:18
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No worries my dad is okay, this is just a funny joke about a close relative dying. Please post any funny jokes about your loved ones perishing.
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Jun 5, 2020 00:20
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Jun 5, 2020 00:21
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Lmao
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Jun 5, 2020 00:40
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You're so bad
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Jun 5, 2020 00:46
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that’s how I met your murder
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Jun 5, 2020 01:15
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"Pull my finger!"
*expires*
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Jun 5, 2020 01:16
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I hope you called him an ambulance.
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Jun 5, 2020 01:27
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I hope you called him an ambulance.
I respected his commitment to the bit and said "You're an ambulance." Its what he would've wanted.
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Jun 5, 2020 01:32
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that’s how I met your murder
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So, what's the deal with loved ones perishing, am I right? It's like, oh baby, I love you so much, you're the light of my life, how could I go on without y--...*makes farting noise*... You're dead now? [waits for laughter] You're deceased? *increasingly British voice* you're an ex-person? you've gone to join the choir invisible? [waits again for laughter] Monty Python. That's a Monty Python bit in case you didn't know. *the camera pulls back to show that I'm standing in a graveyard in front of a mausoleum with the words "I AM LOST WITHOUT YOU" carved on its walls.*
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Jun 5, 2020 04:22
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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So, what's the deal with loved ones perishing, am I right? It's like, oh baby, I love you so much, you're the light of my life, how could I go on without y--...*makes farting noise*... You're dead now? [waits for laughter] You're deceased? *increasingly British voice* you're an ex-person? you've gone to join the choir invisible? [waits again for laughter] Monty Python. That's a Monty Python bit in case you didn't know. *the camera pulls back to show that I'm standing in a graveyard in front of a mausoleum with the words "I AM LOST WITHOUT YOU" carved on its walls.*
loving 'd
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Jun 5, 2020 05:01
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Your father, he was my dad, who was dead. I hate your father. Please our father, banned from forums forever, cast into BYOB heck where his weed is denied to him. Pronounced RIP, Rancid Intestinal Polyp.
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Jun 5, 2020 05:22
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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esplain
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Jun 5, 2020 05:28
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im reading a lot of things in the OP and following posts that are making me laugh IRL but i'll never tell ...
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Jun 5, 2020 05:56
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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esplain
The shared father was a bastard, regularly he would place leeks in our hands and claim they were sufficient and equal to body safe silicone dildos, as we all know, leeks are highly porous and thus can store filth within them not easily washed out. Father we said, how dare you, sons/daughters/you all he said, I was trying to teach you a listen about potentially avoiding toxemia but unfortunately it is a lesson that must be taught through harsh measures. But father we said, but father we said again and it turned out we forgot what was going on because the weedsmoke within the room had finally reached above our noses and placed us in a euphoric stupor.
May God drat our father to an eternity of smelling 80s printer ink.
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Jun 5, 2020 06:01
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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thanks for clearing that up
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Jun 5, 2020 06:08
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teaching my students the importance of distinguishing btween homophones by lighting my aunt on fire with a giant magnifying glass
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Jun 5, 2020 06:13
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thanks for clearing that up
Friend... I see good things in your future.
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Jun 5, 2020 06:28
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A man walked into a bar and fell down cracking his skull open and then he died
Is that a hammer in your pocket, or is that a malignant tumor and you are about to die
Your mom is so fat, that she suffered a heart attack and died
What's the difference between your dad and a dog? There are no dogs buried at arlington national cemetery
Thank you guys, I'll be here all week. I am sitting shiva for seven days and seven nights.
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Jun 5, 2020 18:15
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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So, what's the deal with loved ones perishing, am I right? It's like, oh baby, I love you so much, you're the light of my life, how could I go on without y--...*makes farting noise*... You're dead now? [waits for laughter] You're deceased? *increasingly British voice* you're an ex-person? you've gone to join the choir invisible? [waits again for laughter] Monty Python. That's a Monty Python bit in case you didn't know. *the camera pulls back to show that I'm standing in a graveyard in front of a mausoleum with the words "I AM LOST WITHOUT YOU" carved on its walls.*
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Jun 5, 2020 19:47
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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This is like Roald Dahl.
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Jun 5, 2020 19:56
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I still remember the last thign my grampa said before he kicked the bucket
"Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
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So, what's the deal with loved ones perishing, am I right? It's like, oh baby, I love you so much, you're the light of my life, how could I go on without y--...*makes farting noise*... You're dead now? [waits for laughter] You're deceased? *increasingly British voice* you're an ex-person? you've gone to join the choir invisible? [waits again for laughter] Monty Python. That's a Monty Python bit in case you didn't know. *the camera pulls back to show that I'm standing in a graveyard in front of a mausoleum with the words "I AM LOST WITHOUT YOU" carved on its walls.*
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I still remember the last thign my grampa said before he kicked the bucket
"Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
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