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A Buttery Pastry posted:The winner has already been determined, to relitigate last month's contest would be to jeopardize all C-SPAM posters' belief in a just and fair system where results aren't overturned just because some people are unhappy with the them. so what are we taking bets on now? next major metro healthcare system to be overwhelmed? first police department to have 50% infection rate? date of the first death from a bad vaccine? first state to reimplement lockdown? whether this thread hits 20 pages by the end of the month?
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Spime Wrangler posted:whether this thread hits 20 pages by the end of the month? 
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Spime Wrangler posted:so what are we taking bets on now? Next major metro is Houston or Atlanta imho I bet the NYPD has already hit your second metric
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do we know if any goons died of the covid? 150k is a lot of people
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Spime Wrangler posted:whether this thread hits 20 pages by the end of the month? the debate is over and covid-19 is just a part of life now, like school shootings
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Xaris posted:do we know if any goons died of the covid? 150k is a lot of people goons don't die, they go to hell and regroup with 4chan
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Good news! https://twitter.com/WLWT/status/1268975369794838531?s=20
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I think everyone will get this poo poo. like I posted earlier my office had a worker with COVID and the office is still up and running and likely spreading it to patients that unknowingly come in for treatment. the city isn’t back tracking to see who this assistant was in contact with. we will all get this eventually. half rear end government response
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Spime Wrangler posted:so what are we taking bets on now? Someone make a Kyoon parody of it. Will Corona Virus will cause 200k causalities ?: likely Will it be good or bad for America: Yes
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helta posted:deleted? Looks like they decided to roll it into this one: https://twitter.com/WLWT/status/1268979706717757440?s=20
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helta posted:lol https://twitter.com/WLWT/status/1268663051756199937?s=20
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what virus
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What's even left to reopen at that point?
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mastershakeman posted:What's even left to reopen at that point? I actually think that covers everything in Ohio now.
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Earlier this morning I read that Kings Island was suing the state to be allowed to reopen. Hmmm...
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Sunny Side Up posted:CDC still updating numbers from last week. 
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oh thank god the laser tag facilities are open
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Earlier this morning I read that Kings Island was suing the state to be allowed to reopen. Hmmm... 
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ShutteredIn posted:oh thank god the laser tag facilities are open lmao do any still even eexist
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Xaris posted:lmao do any still even eexist Yes
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that's just bc we expanded testing u see, and more cases is absolutely a good metric to use to determine reopening because
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Iron Crowned posted:I'm definitely continuing my strategy of buying some extra shelf-stable goods every time I'm at the grocery store because I know at some point I will need to hole up.  trader joes has been out of coconut milk for like the last 2 months and I'm almost out, i go through that a lot and it's the cheapest place to buy it by far (like $1 a can). im fairly well stocked up on other things at least
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etalian posted:Someone make a Kyoon parody of it. How long will it take to develop a vaccine? 2 months Will Trump die? No Total American casualties from COVID: 125k dead Total American casualties from pneumonia: 3.5 million dead Total Trump admin casualties: 15 dead Will the healthcare system become overwhelmed? No Will the pharmaceutical industry profiteer? No Will chem/bio weapons be used to forcibly reopen Applebees?: Yes Will Trump launch attacks on the governors? Yes Will Trump launch attacks on the Democrats? Yes -If yes; will the Democrats retaliate harshly? No Will Trump sacrifice Mar-a-Lago (gas/nuke it)? No Will the California make a grab for independence? Yes Will cops do anything silly like murder Black people? Yes Will Trump activate the War Powers Act? Yes How long will the coronavirus be endemic? ~15 years Will the police brutality catalyze increased revolutionary activity in America?No In the long run, will COVID be good or bad for the world? Good We have to look at what those pneumonia casualties are- just because they're pneumonia doesn't make them COVID! Lets take a look at a few possibilities: 1) A grandma walking down the street to market gets a full viral load from someone screaming "Open R Up!" 2) A civilian quarantining in their house is infected when their house is targetting by a superpredator who breaks in and coughs on them. OK, these two are regrettable innocents being infefted- but since the virus doesn't make a habit of targetting markets or houses, they're very small in number! 3) A waitress working at a Chilis gets infected when their customer insists on singing the Baby Back Ribs song at full volume. 4) A mail room worker is infected when Betty in Admin insists the virus is a hoax and shows up to work coughing 5) A plumber repairing a septic tank is infected by a ... well best not to think too hard about that. 6) A computer toucher is killed when the facility he works at bans the use of masks. 7) A grocery store worker stocking snackiecakes to the public eats a full viral load when a customer in a Rascal refuses to socially distance. etc, etc. The list goes on. My point is that there are a lot of people directly spreading the virus that aren't exactly "innocent" and would be mire rightly counted as trying to be infected than accidentally infected. I'm a doctor and work for the CDC, but I acknowledge I'm also intentionally spreading the virus because of what I do. And I think the vast majority of COVID casualties in this pandemic will not be accidental.
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etalian posted:Someone make a Kyoon parody of it. I thought this was Grover
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we are just seriously collectively pretending Covid is gone now, doesn't matter, gently caress it
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etalian posted:Visiting the trampoline park to trigger the libs! They're really fun, my kid is delighted whenever we go especially since I can show him basic stuff I learned at gymnastics Its probably a fairly low risk activity
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:I thought this was Grover It was definitely Grover "I am an F9 contractor so I am basically a 4 star general" of Groverhaus fame.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:I thought this was Grover Sunny Side Up posted:realistically what will it take to make this real again? grandma dying?
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Sunny Side Up posted:realistically what will it take to make this real again? grandma dying? Nothing. 5 million dead with COVID? Drop in a bucket, 256 million people die per year.
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A Buttery Pastry posted:I have reported etalian for besmirching the name of kyoon. Betty White
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brugroffil posted:we are just seriously collectively pretending Covid is gone now, doesn't matter, gently caress it We managed to focus on that for three months. That is pretty exceptional in this day and age!
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