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I feel like this thread just entered the Black Lodge.
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Moola posted:
Catachan Jungle Blighter
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Ugleb posted:I can't decide if I like these it not. That one reminds me of ‘Where the Wild Things Are’ in a good way.
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Jun 5, 2020 08:31
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Everything here is horrible and  .
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Jun 5, 2020 17:22
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moths posted:Everything here is horrible and Wow a nipple stimulation board!
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Jun 5, 2020 17:53
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Who is the target audience for horny board games
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Horny bored gamers, obviously.
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moths posted:Horny bored gamers, obviously. Are there horny board game clubs or something because it plays out one of two ways in my head: A: I own a horny board game, but never play it because I'm too embarrassed to show said horny board game to friends. I spend most of my time looking at pictures imagining what it would be like to play a horny board game with a foxy lady. B: I visit a friend who suggests we play a horny board game. I make an excuse to leave involving a foxy lady and never return.
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Jun 5, 2020 18:09
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Real answer is probably those nerd couples you see at the comic shop together.
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Jun 5, 2020 18:11
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moths posted:Real answer is probably those nerd couples you see at the comic shop together. Ah the kind where one party is clearly not actually a nerd but has such low self esteem that they'll go along with whatever the actually insufferable nerd wants for fear of dying alone?
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No, those are the ones where one partner waits awkwardly in the car. I mean the ones where the couple looks like they could be related and they're both excited about Dungeons & Dragons brand RPG products and laugh out loud at the meme-backed card protectors.
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Jun 5, 2020 18:25
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I can't get over how much more righteous people on this forum are than everyone else. I mean could you even imagine liking Dungeons and Dragons!
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Jun 5, 2020 18:35
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Have you ever met someone who actually gets excited about D&D as a brand? It's a special experience.
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Jonny Nox posted:I mean could you even imagine liking Dungeons and Dragons! Why would you ever say something that hosed-up? What the hell is wrong with you? I'm simultaneously disgusted by and ashamed for you.
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We're posting in the tradgames forum. There are no winners here.
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moths posted:Have you ever met someone who actually gets excited about D&D as a brand? It's a special experience. Sometimes I get excited about the idea of Dungeons and Dragons, and I'll daydream about fighting some kobolds. Then I'll remember the one time I did play D&D and the GM was really trying to convince me to gently caress some elf hookers for some reason.
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Now imagine that experience enhanced with erect and desiccated nipple miniatures.
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moths posted:Now imagine that experience enhanced with erect and desiccated nipple miniatures. I am not titillated
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moths posted:Now imagine that experience enhanced with erect and desiccated nipple miniatures. I mean, maybe try moisturizing at that point? 
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Iron Crowned posted:Are there horny board game clubs or something because it plays out one of two ways in my head: I have unfortunately met enough gross unwashed men who are into boardgames/rpgs/magic that I could see a group of 4-6 of them gathering around and enjoying the "theme" of the game. Now, if you really want to have a bad time, try and imagine their conversations.
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Fashionable Jorts posted:I have unfortunately met enough gross unwashed men who are into boardgames/rpgs/magic that I could see a group of 4-6 of them gathering around and enjoying the "theme" of the game. And of course, the gross unwashed men who play erotic games only with other gross unwashed men are invariably homophobic and get very upset if you ask them why they only play sex games with men.
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It seems to me like if you're going to make a board game at all, you want it to appeal to the widest possible audience even if you're making gross titty miniatures game. I can't imagine this particular game appealing to any audience at all. - I can't picture the people who enjoy body horror finding the titty-bats remotely interesting and even the "Vaginoraptor" (Clitorisaurus would be a better name  ) is too blatant to be interesting body horror.- I can't see the people who really want titty miniatures finding the faux "family friendly" character minis appealing, people who buy titty miniatures are going to buy ones that don't look like Funko Pops and the people who need plausible deniability for their titty miniatures but want them anyway certainly aren't going to be buying this. - Not to mention the people looking to play board games are going to back things they might actually be able to play. This is a game for people who'd buy it in Spencers as "just a prank, bro!" but who'd never back a kickstarter for it. Its target audience is people who giggle uncontrollably whenever they say the word 'boob.' It feels like an adult-oriented game with a target audience of actual 12 year olds.
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PoptartsNinja posted:- I can't picture the people who enjoy body horror finding the titty-bats remotely interesting and even the "Vaginoraptor" (Clitorisaurus would be a better name Now I want a Cronenberg table top game of some kind
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not sure i've ever seen something that's both extremely NSFW and extremely lame at the same time
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Nebalebadingdong posted:not sure i've ever seen something that's both extremely NSFW and extremely lame at the same time Sir, this is a miniature wargames subforum...
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Schadenboner posted:Sir, this is a miniature wargames subforum... i clicked on it expecting some kingdom death type stuff. this thing is just plain ol' boring
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PoptartsNinja posted:This is a game for people who'd buy it in Spencers as "just a prank, bro!" but who'd never back a kickstarter for it. Its target audience is people who giggle uncontrollably whenever they say the word 'boob.' It feels like an adult-oriented game with a target audience of actual 12 year olds. well poo poo, maybe they have a market with every person who bought Cards Against Humanity
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Imagine having the self confidence to present that product to the world
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starkebn posted:Imagine having the self confidence to present that product to the world I'm actually amazed that there are two women involved.
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It's like A Pup Named Scooby-Doo met FATAL and spawned a boardgame.
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Anyone tried much airbrushing with metallics? I've used the vallejo air metallics and those have worked well, but you can run through it doing vehicles and terrain. I'd like to mix up some of my own. Are the metal flakes fine enough for an airbrush with standard vallejo or games workshop metallics?
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PoptartsNinja posted:This is a game for people who'd buy it in Spencers as "just a prank, bro!" but who'd never back a kickstarter for it. Its target audience is people who giggle uncontrollably whenever they say the word 'boob.' It feels like an adult-oriented game with a target audience of actual 12 year olds. The person who posted it in the KS thread called it "Horny 13 year old boy, the game" which actually could be a good concept. Do you spend energy hunting for woods porn, go on the internet and risk your parents checking your browser history, or go with the safe but low VP Sears catalog?
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Gameko posted:Anyone tried much airbrushing with metallics? A fine question, but I’m not sure what it has to do with dicklizards, flying tits, and scrunts.
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Gameko posted:Anyone tried much airbrushing with metallics? Yeah, I feel this is a question for the real mini painting thread, https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3705692&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1, rather than this "did you see this poo poo?" thread.
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SiKboy posted:Yeah, I feel this is a question for the real mini painting thread, https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3705692&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1, rather than this "did you see this poo poo?" thread. Word, I’ll post over there. Actually I mistakenly posted to this thread but decided I should just leave it after I sobered up.
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Gameko posted:Word, I’ll post over there. Actually I mistakenly posted to this thread but decided I should just leave it after I sobered up. Sobering up, I mean.
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Moola posted:
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Iron Crowned posted:I'm actually amazed that there are two women involved.  Genuinely curious why two women agreed to do this. Are they so desperate for a break they want this on their CV?
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