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Quaint Quail Quilt
Jun 19, 2006


Ask me about that time I told people mixing bleach and vinegar is okay

CJacobs posted:

Earth 1.01 Patch Notes:

- Fixed bugged bats
- Updated character class of bats to 'insect', reduced STR accordingly

Carthag Tuek posted:

i would read a thread of this
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3919911&pagenumber=1&perpage=40
This is similar, goldmined from BYOB

Also there's one about biblical patches i.e Jesus walking on water and turning water into wine being exploits if you dig for it somewhere.

All I remember was one snippet being in post your funny forum quotes.

Quaint Quail Quilt has a new favorite as of 20:56 on Jun 4, 2020

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root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Kevin DuBrow posted:

The S. in Ulysses S. Grant doesn’t stand for anything, but arose from a clerical error when he was enrolled at West Point. “Simpson” was in no way his middle name, just his mother’s maiden name.

His real name was Hiram Ulysses Grant. I don’t know if it’s apocryphal, but he didn’t like his initials being HUG.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Quaint Quail Quilt posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3919911&pagenumber=1&perpage=40
This is similar, goldmined from BYOB

Also there's one about biblical patches i.e Jesus walking on water and turning water into wine being exploits if you dig for it somewhere.

All I remember was one snippet being in post your funny forum quotes.

:nice: theres good stuff in that thread thx

There was also a biblical speedrun a year or two back with a lot of fun posts, a buch were posted in the quotes thread?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Lol simonskipping

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

christmas boots posted:

Lol simonskipping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPvKhFXc7ck

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

For a video that's based on something that doesn't exist, this is really well done.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Trying to imagine explaining this to my grandmother, a simple farmers wife whose main interest in life was staring into the fire from her rocking chair while the radio played in the background.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ginkgo is spelled the way it's spelled.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Ginkgo is spelled the way it's spelled.

I lost a county spelling bee at age 10 due to the hosed up way "fuchsia" is spelled and I've resented it ever since

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Failed Imagineer posted:

I lost a county spelling bee at age 10 due to the hosed up way "fuchsia" is spelled and I've resented it ever since

It's what

edit: I looked it up because I actually thought you misspelled it in this post, I never noticed

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

:confused: How exactly did you two think it was spelled?

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
I thought it was "fuschia". Apparently this misspelling is so common that google won't even tell me it's misspelled if I spell it that way lol.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Oh apparently Anglophones pronounce it /ˈfjuːʃə/ for some reason. I guess in that case it makes sense.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Oh apparently Anglophones pronounce it /ˈfjuːʃə/ for some reason. I guess in that case it makes sense.

Yeah we're much more used to the "sch" sound in the middle of words, so the square peg just got squished into that round hole

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Failed Imagineer posted:

Yeah we're much more used to the "sch" sound in the middle of words, so the square peg just got squished into that round hole

Literally.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



If you want to be a spelling bee you have to know things like that, can't blame the word for it.

PancakeTransmission
May 27, 2007

You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...


Plaster Town Cop

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Oh apparently Anglophones pronounce it /ˈfjuːʃə/ for some reason. I guess in that case it makes sense.
While the original pronunciation from the word's German origin is "fook-sya" /ˈfʊksija/, the standard pronunciation for the common name in English is "fyu-sha" /ˈfjuːʃə/.

Wow, that's one I didn't know! Consider me someone that definitely would have spelt that wrong.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Phlegmish posted:

If you want to be a spelling bee you have to know things like that, can't blame the word for it.

Agreed, 10yo can gently caress off, I'm not making excuses.

Is the winner of a spelling bee themselves a bee? Why the gently caress is it called a bee anyway?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Failed Imagineer posted:

Agreed, 10yo can gently caress off, I'm not making excuses.

Is the winner of a spelling bee themselves a bee? Why the gently caress is it called a bee anyway?

quote:

Historically the word bee has been used to describe a get-together for communal work, like a husking bee, a quilting bee, or an apple bee. According to etymological research recorded in dictionaries, the word bee probably comes from dialectal been or bean (meaning "help given by neighbors"), which came from Middle English bene (meaning "prayer", "boon" and "extra service by a tenant to his lord")

"Sewing bee" = communal clothes making
"Paring bee" = preparing harvested apples
"Raising bee" = communal building construction
"Hanging bee" = lynching

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 09:55 on Jun 6, 2020

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

His real name was Hiram Ulysses Grant. I don’t know if it’s apocryphal, but he didn’t like his initials being HUG.
He was also a nevernude.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


3D Megadoodoo posted:

Ginkgo is spelled the way it's spelled.
All because someone with bad handwriting recorded the Japanese word ginkyo.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
What the heck :confused:

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

"Sewing bee" = communal clothes making
"Paring bee" = preparing harvested apples
"Raising bee" = communal building construction
"Hanging bee" = lynching

That's some good etymology, thanks!

But it also raises the new question, is that where Applebee's got its name?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Failed Imagineer posted:

That's some good etymology, thanks!

But it also raises the new question, is that where Applebee's got its name?
It's a Scottish name, meaning "apple farm," most notably held by the Lords Summerisle

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Unkempt posted:

What the heck :confused:



RIP Chuck, sent to live on a farm with a bunch of other older brothers college and never seen again

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

I thought he went upstairs and never came back down, or was that someone else?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



He went out to pick up some smokes one day and just never came back.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

I thought he went upstairs and never came back down, or was that someone else?


It's possible, i thought i remembered him officially going off to school, but poking around the web a bit says he just stopped showing up without explanation some time in season 2. Also, i just found out he was played by two different actors before vanishing, and was already a college student.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
He went to the same place as the younger daughter from Family Matters, the sister from Boy Meets World*, Walt from Lost, and countless others.

*Although Boy Meets World brought her back at some point and had her make a joke that she was in her room for a long time.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
a terrace and a trellis are two different things.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


DrBouvenstein posted:

He went to the same place as the younger daughter from Family Matters, the sister from Boy Meets World*, Walt from Lost, and countless others.

*Although Boy Meets World brought her back at some point and had her make a joke that she was in her room for a long time.

Walt got off the island, it was a very clear and announced thing

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


bad posts ahead!!! posted:

a terrace and a trellis are two different things.

I didn't just learn it, but once upon a time my mind was blown when I learned the handrail isn't the banister. Like, sliding down a banister wouldn't work how you think it does.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Len posted:

Walt got off the island, it was a very clear and announced thing

Yeah, but they def did that and avoided showing very much of him after (unlike ask the others that got off the island) because he grew too much, as kids do.

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


3D Megadoodoo posted:

:confused: How exactly did you two think it was spelled?

P-U-R-P-L-E

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



3D Megadoodoo posted:

:confused: How exactly did you two think it was spelled?

F-U-C-K-S-Y-A

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
S-W-O-R-D

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

I thought he went upstairs and never came back down, or was that someone else?

This was the daughter from Family Matters

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Team Rocket’s Jessie and James are named after Jesse James.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Henchman of Santa posted:

Team Rocket’s Jessie and James are named after Jesse James.

They had these rivals added that were actually competent Pokémon thieves named Butch and Cassidy

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Phil Defer was a pun on fil de fer because the dude was wiry.

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