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Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Colbert: come for the shark cage joke, stay for the end. If all the MSM dumbness of "the debate" is aristocrat with a handgun in a rubber raft, then Colbert's response is the USS Iowa firing her entire battery of 16" guns at once

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InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

wizzardstaff posted:

Read this article and voyeuristically fulfill all your fantasies about emails you wish you could send to your coworkers.

https://twitter.com/wweek/status/1269133531084541952

quote:

I'm not entirely sure where I got either one from.
And the antifa – well, I know for a fact that it hit my Grandpa Jensen pretty hard back in the 1940s.
portland police say they consider it a personal matter which means, like all personal matters, they'll be beating her up for the foreseeable future.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/noahtoly/status/1269340349190811648

PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012
BLM demonstration in Copenhagen

https://twitter.com/AstridAller/status/1269612158729555968?s=20

PerilPastry has issued a correction as of 15:20 on Jun 7, 2020

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode
Protestors in Bristol, England tore down a statue of a slave trader, knelt on its neck for 8 minutes, dragged it through the streets, and threw it in the harbor.

https://mobile.twitter.com/beardedjourno/status/1269652526640570369

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
some of the people dunkin' on the "unexploded candle" the seattle pd bravely delt with are pretty good
https://twitter.com/thewiltonweigh/status/1269597678834520066

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

https://twitter.com/PalmerReport/status/1269657804341641217?s=20

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord
Butbutbut how will anyone ever know slavery existed if there are no statues of racists?!?!

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
...so who has to fish 400 lbs of bronze out of the river now?

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Make Racists Afraid Again

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Bust Rodd posted:

...so who has to fish 400 lbs of bronze out of the river now?

nobody really has to

unless it's a navigation hazard or something i dunno

CommunityEdition
May 1, 2009
Leave it, it’ll be a fun treat for future archeologists.

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Bust Rodd posted:

...so who has to fish 400 lbs of bronze out of the river now?

Hell, I bet you'll have to actively prevent scrap companies from going to salvage it. Bronze is expensive, and unless that channel is a lot deeper than it looks, I bet they'd jump all over it.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


Elephant Ambush posted:

Make Racists Afraid Again

They never were before.

Just make them terrified now.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
I would happily take 400 pounds of bronze to the local scrapper. But it looks good in the river too.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Samovar posted:

They never were before.

Just make them terrified now.

No they were terrified for 8 years while Obama was president

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Elephant Ambush posted:

No they were terrified for 8 years while Obama was president

But they had no reason to.
We should fix that this time.

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
The cops are posting on their Reddit about how they're burning out to the point of resignation from the past couple of weeks:

https://twitter.com/kittynouveau/status/1269433695397650432

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Mr.Radar posted:

The cops are posting on their Reddit about how they're burning out to the point of resignation from the past couple of weeks:

https://twitter.com/kittynouveau/status/1269433695397650432



I have no idea how someone could want to be a doctor and still be a police officer. Like everything about policing seems antithetical to what med schools select for.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

But they had no reason to.
We should fix that this time.

Agreed

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Mr.Radar posted:

The cops are posting on their Reddit about how they're burning out to the point of resignation from the past couple of weeks:

https://twitter.com/kittynouveau/status/1269433695397650432



:sickos:

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

NightGyr posted:

Protestors in Bristol, England tore down a statue of a slave trader, knelt on its neck for 8 minutes, dragged it through the streets, and threw it in the harbor.

https://mobile.twitter.com/beardedjourno/status/1269652526640570369

apparently if you search for the statue on Google Maps the location is already updated to be the river

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Poops Mcgoots posted:

I have no idea how someone could want to be a doctor and still be a police officer. Like everything about policing seems antithetical to what med schools select for.

Not if you're a cosmetic surgeon or some other superfluous area.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Poops Mcgoots posted:

I have no idea how someone could want to be a doctor and still be a police officer. Like everything about policing seems antithetical to what med schools select for.

There are a lot of chud doctors who will do their best to not treat / mistreat POC. poo poo, even here in Australia just the other day an aboriginal woman was kicked out of a hospital and found by another patient unresponsive in the street. They had to go back to their own room and get the blanket from their bed to cover the lady after moving her to the recovery position so she didn't choke on her own vomit.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

That was decidedly not happy so have this

https://twitter.com/re_colston/status/1269694476861267979

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

My husband and I participated in one of Pittsburgh's BLM marches today (I say "one of" because I think at least two happened in different parts of the city). It felt really good to be out there and to see and hear how many very diverse people actually give a poo poo. All genders, ethnicities, and ages were represented, and it was just really cool and good.

This was also my first time participating directly in this kind of event. I hope to attend many more as life and health allow.

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Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.

guy desperately trying to backpedal his stupid joke is good schadenfreude

e: sorry, dog tax

Moot .1415926535 has issued a correction as of 07:10 on Jun 8, 2020

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Horseshoe theory posted:

Not if you're a cosmetic surgeon or some other superfluous area.

a lot of cosmetic surgery is actually really important, not just rich white people getting botox

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Missed this

https://twitter.com/ACLUMN/status/1269738051498106880

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/arianatorswildt/status/1269900495235121153

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Hahahh, holy poo poo this is all amazing. Someone post the chin comic because hoooollly gently caress a lot of good gene master race lookin fuckers in that thread.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/TheYoungTurks/status/1270464435858083843

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
aMAZEballs!

https://twitter.com/Alex_Kurosaki_/status/1270203800293453827

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?
I have no idea if this will actually stand up to any scrutiny, but it would be amazing to see an end-run around idiots grinding their heels into the ground to stop mail in voting using the religious holiday exemption as a permanent solution.

https://twitter.com/BrettKelman/status/1270856309378822144?s=20

Context: Tennessee in particular right now voted down the right to vote by mail for this election over coronavirus concerns. it was overturned by a judge with the basic response as “other states are doing it, shouldn’t be a problem for you” - currently being appealed

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
https://twitter.com/PartyPrat/status/1270945461151490050

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

One very clear trend during these protests is things are changing rapidly when it comes to statues and monuments being torn down by either protestors or by states. I decided to compile them. I am likely missing some.

US Military

https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1270469236922687490

https://mobile.twitter.com/USMC/status/1269075089078784001

Florida

https://mobile.twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1270479473079697409

https://mobile.twitter.com/ABC/status/1270440986943029250

Virginia

https://mobile.twitter.com/dwhytereports/status/1269572043823034368

https://mobile.twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1268600680455065600

https://mobile.twitter.com/c_mitzel/status/1270138068205481986

https://mobile.twitter.com/DrewWilderTV/status/1267797698222096389

https://mobile.twitter.com/KevinLevin/status/1268871616815075328

Pennsylvania

https://mobile.twitter.com/AymanM/status/1268139367928868866

https://mobile.twitter.com/dcheston88/status/1269586653494095873

Alabama

https://mobile.twitter.com/The_Apoll007/status/1270452915526864896

https://mobile.twitter.com/JennWSFA/status/1267643635618717702

https://mobile.twitter.com/Charress/status/1268846193955803138

https://mobile.twitter.com/banditelli/status/1267711432541351937

https://mobile.twitter.com/ShaunaReporter/status/1268183851102322691

https://mobile.twitter.com/RzstProgramming/status/1267322529921880065

Texas

https://mobile.twitter.com/wfaalauren/status/1270399487421435904

https://mobile.twitter.com/dallasnews/status/1268549477868228609

Georgia

https://mobile.twitter.com/HistoricAthens/status/1268011059782262784

Tennessee

https://mobile.twitter.com/m1chaelbarnes/status/1267097098715123712 https://mobile.twitter.com/m1chaelbarnes/status/1267099436615897089 https://mobile.twitter.com/m1chaelbarnes/status/1267124558710165504

Kentucky

https://mobile.twitter.com/JSChisenhall/status/1269971716673081344


Belgium

https://mobile.twitter.com/jackeparrock/status/1270313880800149504

https://mobile.twitter.com/AfricaFactsZone/status/1268144735153258497

England

https://mobile.twitter.com/amiesblog/status/1269922154151280640

Organic Lube User
Apr 15, 2005


I know we're not supposed to post horny but :gizz:

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
that owns

also here's a de-arrest

https://twitter.com/JanePrester/status/1271177571221139456

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HelloSailorSign
Jan 27, 2011

Organic Lube User posted:

I know we're not supposed to post horny but :gizz:

I can't stop staring at that av send help

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