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Facebook Aunt posted:Smart, really. space is really big, to say nothing of all the times they went off to the neutral zone where death was exceedingly likely. also, when they brought all the civilians along they still became hostages because the d got captured all the dang time.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 04:06 |
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I wonder how many people died when the D saucer section slammed into Viridian III
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 04:17 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:I wonder how many people died when the D saucer section slammed into Viridian III “Casualties were light.”
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 04:50 |
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Yeah, they lost a lot of weight on impact
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 04:58 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz1c1xdoUFc Some kind of casualties.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 05:01 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:I wonder how many people died when the D saucer section slammed into Viridian III the federation "drive safe" commission determined that casualties approximated: 43 'e-z-break' LCAR devices 1 holographic fish 3 starfleet personnel killed 309 starfleet personnel wounded 203 civilian/non-commissioned cargo killed 842 civilian/non-commissioned cargo wounded 409 undulate-type animals killed 249,837 marsupial-like animals killed 4,293,039 avian-like animals killed final determination: light
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 05:04 |
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Maybe they stopped doing the saucer separation because the Enterprise D is already kind of dumb looking and it looks even dumber when it's just the lower half farting about
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 05:31 |
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captain kirk is a genuinely good man and he has captured the imagination for over half a century because he is a good man and he is loved
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 05:50 |
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You know, Klingons would probably get along with humans a lot better if humans introduced them to contact sports.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 06:10 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:You know, Klingons would probably get along with humans a lot better if humans introduced them to contact sports. Would the humans survive playing rugby with klingons?
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 06:12 |
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Humans play Pareses Squares they'll be fine.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 06:16 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:You know, Klingons would probably get along with humans a lot better if humans introduced them to contact sports. Bit of a tangent, but one thing Mass Effect mentions in the codex is that Krogan love american-rules football. You just know that's gotta be a real brutal sight to behold.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 06:18 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:That Breen guy? He was their biggest pop star. justin breenber
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 06:26 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Would the humans survive playing rugby with klingons? Worf killed a kid when he was playing soccer.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 06:26 |
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I remember reading somewhere that Patrick Stewart would drive the production staff crazy by saying "hey, this seems like a great time to separate the saucer. shouldn't we separate here, guys?" during shoots. Or maybe it was notes he'd send the writers after he read the script, I don't remember. I'm pretty sure there was just a litany of excuses not to use it: - it interrupts the flow of the story to have to shuffle the cast down to ~the battle bridge~ and to deal with the saucer - you have to dress the set for the battle bridge again (that set got reused for numerous other stuff, but they were obviously able to redo it for Best of Both Worlds) - i'd be willing to bet money that at some point the producers/writers came to just dislike the battle bridge set design altogether - you either have to re-use Encounter at Farpoint footage (which they did for The Arsenal of Freedom), Best of Both Worlds footage if it's season 4 or later, or you have to shoot new footage which can only ever maybe be re-used in future episodes where you separate the ship - after mid-third season they wanted to use the new four-foot shooting model because Image G couldn't handle the big six-footer (again, obviously they made an exception for BOBW) - if someone has to hit the bathroom mid-episode they might be extra confused if they come back and half the ship's missing
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 06:31 |
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Peachfart posted:Worf killed a kid when he was playing soccer. with a headbutt and rugby is a heads-down game look lets not attempt it and just play baseball instead death to the opposition
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:I remember reading somewhere that Patrick Stewart would drive the production staff crazy by saying "hey, this seems like a great time to separate the saucer. shouldn't we separate here, guys?" during shoots. Or maybe it was notes he'd send the writers after he read the script, I don't remember.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 06:54 |
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i would watch and pay a huge portion of my earnings for a star trek baseball league id even take the anime Stardate 98034.9 Boxscores (6) DEEP SPACE NINERS vs NCC1701-DEEZ NUTS (9) (0) VOYAGER MUD TOADS vs JEM'HADAR FIRSTS (182) (111) THE BORG COLLECTIVE vs EAGER V'GERS (112)
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 06:55 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:On a similar note, did anyone ever point out during shoots how the holodeck would solve all the problems involved in taking people from pre-warp civilizations and/or the past aboard? one more problem that could have been solved with a dune buggy
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 07:00 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:On a similar note, did anyone ever point out during shoots how the holodeck would solve all the problems involved in taking people from pre-warp civilizations and/or the past aboard? Oh dude it could be far worse than you think. The crew have to force an inherent suspension of disbelief to interact with the programs, and that poo poo is glitchy as hell. Imagine if actual people from that era had to live inside an ultra cliched period piece that was assembled from aging book libraries and cut and paste history collages, not to mention the quirks an eccentricities of other planets playing out against the memetic cultural fancies of an era. I think the whole thing would poo poo the bed pretty quickly tbh.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 07:04 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Harry Mudd was just a goofy swindler Harry Mudd was an absolutely terrible person. And you know what? In a real series that strives for the idea that society has changed to something for the better, *an absolutely terrible person* is enough for some real drama without their wanting to kill everybody or blow up the Universe or whatever the gently caress. The 'normal' terrible people in Twin Peaks were horrifying when they were at their darkest, just as much as the supernatural entities ever managed to be.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 07:32 |
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If the main characters on Voyager were alcoholic beverages, what alcoholic beverages would they be?
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 07:38 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:If the main characters on Voyager were alcoholic beverages, what alcoholic beverages would they be? coffee with vodka vodka with vodka tequila with vodka shirley temple md 20/20 consumed under a bridge irish cream and sprite
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 07:47 |
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Yeah Janeway would be straight Kahlua Tom Paris would be a tall can of Rolling Rock Neelix would be sweet vermouth mixed with A-1 sauce no ice
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 08:06 |
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Just imagining a Galaxy class ship going through the five minute scene for detaching the saucer section only to have a jem 'hadaar ship fly right past the drive section and take out the saucer kamikaze style. O'Brian is aghast and asks why would they do it, then they beam over and shoot him in the shoulder.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 08:46 |
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Communist Walrus posted:Maybe they stopped doing the saucer separation because the Enterprise D is already kind of dumb looking and it looks even dumber when it's just the lower half farting about Quoting from memory, Phil Farrand said ‘Its headless-chicken appearance is unlikely to strike terror into its enemies’.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 09:28 |
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Also I tried to re-watch TNG and bounced off Encounter At Farpoint so hard, and yet the second I tried with ‘Emissary’ I was like oh yeah, this is the stuff right here. I guess I’m on a DS9 kick for the next month.
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My Lovely Horse posted:On a similar note, did anyone ever point out during shoots how the holodeck would solve all the problems involved in taking people from pre-warp civilizations and/or the past aboard? That happened and of course the holodeck glitches out and fucks everything up.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Yeah Janeway would be straight Kahlua "Doc, you gotta come try this new holodeck program Harry and I wrote. We found the rules in the computer's history files for an ancient sport called 'beer pong'."
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 10:03 |
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Drone posted:"Doc, you gotta come try this new holodeck program Harry and I wrote. We found the rules in the computer's history files for an ancient sport called 'beer pong'." The crew could've gotten super into it, to the point where the men start a fraternity and the women make a competing sorority. It would mostly be a vehicle for Seven to either comment on how stupid every aspect of it is or get way too into it when it comes to winning at drinking games. If nothing else it'd be better than the Irish village episodes.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 11:19 |
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neelix episodes are better than irish village episodes.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 11:46 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:If the main characters on Voyager were alcoholic beverages, what alcoholic beverages would they be?
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 12:13 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:If the main characters on Voyager were alcoholic beverages, what alcoholic beverages would they be? Harry Kim - an open can of warm bud light on the hungover morning Janeway - irish coffee, made from cutty sark and nescafe Chakotay - counterfeit aguardiente (yes I mean it) Tom Paris - heineken Tuvok - hennessy xo Neelix - spanish table wine. Looks like wine until you open it B'Elanna - warm smirnoff EU vodka, 37% Kes - pumpkin frappucino with a martini shot in it or homemade martini+pumpkin juice icecream 7 of 9 - ice cold original kraken black spiced rum icheb - bloody mary with stale tomato sauce Doc - a bottle of proper malbec wine
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 13:06 |
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Thanks to Dr Soong's upgrade I am now able to charge my data buster in order to fire a large and more powerful shot.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 13:25 |
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AntherUslessPoster posted:Janeway - irish coffee, made from cutty sark and nescafe I'd say Tuvok is high-quality vodka -- a necessary staple and easy to overlook or take for granted, but oh what a difference that quality makes compared to the bottom-shelf stuff. Lon Suder is Cointreau, cloying if you have too much but man is Brad Dourif sweet when he shows up to play anything anywhere Seeks is Fireball, sounding good in theory but cheap and nasty, ruining a good time
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 16:17 |
Joe Carey is a bottle of Jägermeister. You buy into it early on and put it unopened in the freezer, then you forget it exists for seven years and then randomly pour yourself a shot, only to immediately throw away the rest of the bottle.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 16:35 |
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neelix is malort
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 16:38 |
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What drink is tuvix
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 16:43 |
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Splicer posted:What drink is tuvix A decent glass of red & a bud light and you sweep that bud light straight into the garbage where it belongs & you don't look back
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Eddington is some micro craft beer that tastes like poo poo
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