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Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


Comments are saying that’s not actually Urlacher. He has a different account.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Bird in a Blender posted:

Comments are saying that’s not actually Urlacher. He has a different account.

https://www.instagram.com/54urlacher/?hl=en

Second row, right side.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



bald rear end bitch

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN

MJeff posted:

Caldwell's decision to punt and Martin's decision to shank the punt were very suboptimal.

RE: Lions/Cowboys 2014 playoff game

Punting was ok, Lions still had a lead, there was plenty of time left, and Lions allegedly had a good defense.

Martin's 10yd punt was a choke. Lions letting Witten gash them for a huge 4th down conversion was a choke. Stafford turned the ball over twice that game. Lions are not good enough to overcome the refs AND their own ineptitude.

E: While we're on the subject of ineptitude:

https://twitter.com/spotrac/status/1267437545861849091

Styles Bitchley fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Jun 2, 2020

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





Nice, a link to his cameo in his instagram profile. Classy!

$540 to get him to say he loves gargling cop dick.

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019

SKULL.GIF posted:

bald rear end bitch

He aint bald anymore. If you drive around chicago, youll see a thousand billboards with him promoting hair replacement.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




ZombieCrew posted:

He aint bald anymore. If you drive around chicago, youll see a thousand billboards with him promoting hair replacement.

It's very obvious he had hair from his back and butt transplanted to his head. poo poo looks GROSS.

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019

LabyaMynora posted:

It's very obvious he had hair from his back and butt transplanted to his head. poo poo looks GROSS.

Oh yeah. Whats worse is he looked good bald and now hes just a schill for butt hair plugs. Just open a restaurant like the other players did. loving hell.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


Ah. Not sure why I even gave him the benefit of a doubt.

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


More like Urlaching in decency.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


LabyaMynora posted:

It's very obvious he had hair from his back and butt transplanted to his head. poo poo looks GROSS.

i have issued a correction

SKULL.GIF posted:

bald-rear end bitch

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019

SKULL.GIF posted:

i have issued a correction

Seems valid.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Bird in a Blender posted:

Ah. Not sure why I even gave him the benefit of a doubt.

All rich white men are chuds until they explicitly prove themselves otherwise.

Rooster Brooster
Mar 30, 2001

Maybe it doesn't really matter anymore.

the curse of Greg Olsen is real

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/JasonLieser/status/1268279652965068800


https://twitter.com/AdamHoge/status/1268280222471897088

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019
I always liked Akiem Hicks, but now I love him.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
You would think Mike Glennon would be a moderate to good QB due to his ability to see far, far over the top of his linemen, but alas, such is not the case.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Drew Brees is gonna get traded to the bears at this rate

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

mastershakeman posted:

Drew Brees is gonna get traded to the bears at this rate

You know, that Colin Kaepernick fella was pretty uppity.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


akiem loving rules

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
Bunch of Lions players involved in the protest today:

https://twitter.com/kmeinke/status/1269023422711050241?s=20

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Linking your arms with a police officer kind of defeats the point

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
stop clapping for police stop kneeling with police stop marching with police stop loving linking loving arms with the police.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Lion getting juked by a lesser athlete:

https://i.imgur.com/w3lkgdp.mp4

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

there is nothing in the NFL rulebook that says an antelope can't play ball

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



He's correct, violent fascist gangs with badges are committing violence all over OUR country

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





You know, I don't normally post here but I just want to mention how funny it is that Jay Cutler is the best QB the Bears have ever produced.

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Quiet Feet posted:

You know, I don't normally post here but I just want to mention how funny it is that Jay Cutler is the best QB the Bears have ever produced.

When friends and family were saying that we should get rid of Cutler, i would remind them of this and laugh.




The crying came later, by myself in a dark room

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Quiet Feet posted:

You know, I don't normally post here but I just want to mention how funny it is that Jay Cutler is the best QB the Bears have ever produced.

The Bears didn't produce him, Mike Shanahan's Broncos did.

Jay Cutler came to the Bears fully formed and didn't really get any better. And yeah, he was still their best QB of all time. :butt:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

LabyaMynora posted:

The Bears didn't produce him, Mike Shanahan's Broncos did.

Jay Cutler came to the Bears fully formed and didn't really get any better. And yeah, he was still their best QB of all time. :butt:

He arguably had his best two seasons when he played for the Broncos.

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019

Whooping Crabs posted:

He arguably had his best two seasons when he played for the Broncos.

And then he had the likes of jamarcus webb gettin him murdered.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Whooping Crabs posted:

He arguably had his best two seasons when he played for the Broncos.

I'd say 2015 was just as good as anything he did in Denver.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
The years where Cutler like actually seemed locked in he always like clockwork got hurt. Which tanked the team and made them miss the playoffs.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1270107907678449667

Look out, boys, Lions are aiming at THIRD place this year!

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
Cook saw how Bell's hold out went and knew he had to get in on that action.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

nerve posted:

Cook saw how Bell's hold out went and knew he had to get in on that action.

poo poo, nobody tell Aaron Jones he's underpaid as gently caress

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN
Pro bowl running back selections in this century:

Vikings: 8* (Adrian Petersen 7, Dalvin Cook 1)
Packers: 5 (Eddie Lacy 1, Ahman Geen 4)
Bears: 4 (Jordan Howard 1, Tarik Cohen 1, Matt Forte 2)
Lions: 0 (zero, nothing, no one, emptiness)

*Vikings have like 11 in the RB category in pro football reference, but 3 are fullbacks like C.J. Ham

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
Ahman Green loving rules

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


I was going to make a joke about Matthew Stafford being the only Pro Bowl MVP but it turns out Kyle Rudolph and AP won that too :smith:

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Styles Bitchley posted:

Lions: 0 (zero, nothing, no one, emptiness)

How could they snub Reggie Bush like this smdh

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