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zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived

this guy..is a doctor?!?

here's my riot/covid thread crossover moment:

fire all politicians. put a 12 sided die in charge or something instead, it'd have better results with less racist commentary

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Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

zer0spunk posted:

fire all politicians. put a 12 sided die in charge or something instead, it'd have better results with less racist commentary

*5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the die is racist

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Well at least I don't have to worry about a lockdown again because our Supreme Court said we couldn't have one. :patriot:



Jesus loving christ.

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
neat??? the lung pic is absolutely horrible :/

Covid-19 Patient Gets Double Lung Transplant, Offering Hope for Others https://nyti.ms/3faQ2XF

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

other people posted:

neat??? the lung pic is absolutely horrible :/

Covid-19 Patient Gets Double Lung Transplant, Offering Hope for Others https://nyti.ms/3faQ2XF

Jesus they look like undercooked meatloaf. This virus is horrific.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Untrustable posted:

In tribal casino news: Some tribes are re-shutting down due to the uptick of cases in my state. The tribe I work for put out a company wide memo dunking on them while praising our casino for not shutting down. They stopped requiring masks. Tribal members can decline to have their temp checked at the door, the in-house restaurant and bar reopened at full capacity. I never expected people willingly wandering into the apocalypse to push button and eat badly made chicken fried steak.

Oh and regarding the restaurant: The plan was to bring back less than half the seating. They instead brought back in all the tables and chairs from storage, threw up their hands and went, "well no point taking them back to storage!"

I did. Gambling addiction is real and powerful. These people are going to play even if they are sick

Pump Jockey
Mar 15, 2019

i believe in love

other people posted:

neat??? the lung pic is absolutely horrible :/

Covid-19 Patient Gets Double Lung Transplant, Offering Hope for Others https://nyti.ms/3faQ2XF

The article has such a hopeful/optimistic vibe, but they’re burying the lede here, which is that the roni will easily gently caress up the lungs of healthy 20 year olds to the point where they need a lung transplant :magical:

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

Hazo posted:

Huge South Carolina update:

First, we had our second biggest daily new case increase since the beginning of the pandemic (the biggest was two days ago):




But the really interesting stuff comes farther down the page. For reference, here's the daily death curve/projections from this past Monday:



Aaaaaand here's today's



Note the little bump you see on the left in the bottom image is the HUGE bump you see in the top image.


What about total deaths? Well until today they've been projecting 840 or so statewide deaths by August 1, at which point the graph would promptly drop to zero (don't have a screenshot). In the next image, we see that the LOWER boundary of that projection has changed to 1,000. As for after that, you ask?


Up, up, and away!


As a reminder, this is the state whose governor just yesterday said he will not even consider going back into lockdown.

Just saw on the news that Charleston county announced that waterparks are reopening on the 15th! :stonklol:

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Lol sweet jesus

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

*purdue all American marching band starts playing in the background while “open er up!” signs litter the stadium and everyone claps for haircuts*

I was in marching band in high school & college, and I always felt guilty that my favorite song to play was Stars & Stripes Forever. :patriot: :smith:

Doggles posted:

Just saw on the news that Charleston county announced that waterparks are reopening on the 15th! :stonklol:

:aaaaa: People are going to die, and they're going to take their kids with them. Barbaric.

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Any news on why some get it so bad and others not so badly?

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

Hazo posted:

Aaaaaand here's today's



NC beats SC again



And our hospitalization numbers have already hit new highs 4 days in a row.

edit: although this is from IMHE, who predicted everything would magically go away by late June originally, so they're just throwing poo poo at a wall

Inept fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Jun 11, 2020

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Massachusetts just announced that bars are closed until there's a vaccine.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Massachusetts just announced that bars are closed until there's a vaccine.

do you have a source for that please

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
and suddenly drunks everywhere become PhDs in immunology

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Inept posted:

edit: although this is from IMHE, who predicted everything would magically go away by late June originally, so they're just throwing poo poo at a wall

Those idiot optimists at IHME finally got blackpilled???? Hooooly poo poo :aaa:


https://covid19.healthdata.org/united-states-of-america

:getin:

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Is the filled in red area the "worst case scenario if we just opened up all the states"?

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Western PA here.

Kennywood Park just announced they're opening in mid-July. 50% capacity, temperature screening, 6 foot spacing for lines, disinfecting the rides between each trip, and you must wear a mask.

I sure as hell won't be going, but it seems like they at least put the bare minimum amount of effort into this. So, of course, every single comment on facebook is some variant of "WHY DO YOU HATE FREEDOM?" or "I WON'T WEAR A MASK THIS IS AMERICA!"

One woman was concerned she'd "drown" if it rained and her mask got wet.

USA, everybody!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Piggy Smalls posted:

Any news on why some get it so bad and others not so badly?


https://overcast.fm/+ajFGmi7XU
Rhonda Patrick has 2 podcasts about Covid Q&As and basically there’s multiple factors, from sleep, age, exercise, diet, etc etc

Also saw on the nytimes that O blood types get less hosed than A blood types

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

A Fancy Hat posted:

One woman was concerned she'd "drown" if it rained and her mask got wet.

TBF this is a concern with the average American even without the mask.

we just don't think to stop looking up.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Philthy posted:

Is the filled in red area the "worst case scenario if we just opened up all the states"?

No that's the 95% confidence interval assuming those states maintain whatever restrictions they currently have in place indefinitely

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/MiamiHerald/sta...ingawful.com%2F

NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

Nice.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

shame on an IGA posted:

No that's the 95% confidence interval assuming those states maintain whatever restrictions they currently have in place indefinitely

Also note that these guys have been posting INCREDIBLY optimistic models that kept predicting that the worst was definitely over and the deaths would immediately start dropping off and they'd be down to zero in a month, all with extremely high "certainty":


...... and then a week or two later when it became way too obvious that their model was just plain wrong they'd just shift it all across a bit and go "Well okay NOW the worst is definitely over and the deaths will immediately start dropping off and we'll be down to zero in a month, we're really sure of it!!"


.... and so on and so on for several months. The fact that they've now changed their tune to "Okay things will probably keep gradually dropping down for a few months but we're very very certain that they'll then get worse and by October the rate of deaths per day will be somewhere between 100 and 4000 and we have no idea what happens next" is pretty :psyduck: because if there's one thing you can be sure of with a IHME graph it's that reality will turn out to be much worse

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

boar guy posted:

do you have a source for that please

The governor just mentioned that in his press conference. He said that bars are part of phase 4.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIj4ms_76W0

Article

Ornamental Dingbat fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Jun 11, 2020

Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

The governor just mentioned that in his press conference. He said that bars are part of phase 4.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIj4ms_76W0

Article

From the sound of it, it seems unlikely to mean much--bars will just come up with some token food item they can sell that allows them to be in the restaurant category.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Sir John Falstaff posted:

From the sound of it, it seems unlikely to mean much--bars will just come up with some token food item they can sell that allows them to be in the restaurant category.

the article even says, if you bring in a hotdog machine or put out cheese and crackers, that's enough to put you in the 'can reopen' category. if the place i frequent has hot pretzels, hotdogs and hot nuts...what's that mean for them? (im in LA so, nothing, yet)

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
My favorite bar serves popcorn and everyone knows not to ask for it.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/WLWT/status/1271148212586504194?s=20

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
My favorite coworker might have COVID-19. Apparently her whole immediate family has it, and she has had to take care of her grandmother since she had a stroke. She told me that her legs hurt, which is apparently a sign that her antibodies are being used or something, and now she's officially out sick. I hope she's okay. :sigh:

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

I'm glad that we as nation have collectively decided "ya know what? Public safety is haaaard", threw up our hands, and have let this thing totally off the leash.

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



A coworker announced to us he tested positive yesterday. He's been coming to the office since Saturday. :stare:

Polio Vax Scene fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Jun 11, 2020

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

A White Guy posted:

I'm glad that we as nation have collectively decided "ya know what? Public safety is haaaard", threw up our hands, and have let this thing totally off the leash.

See that's the thing, we haven't, which is why reopening won't work (economically).

The Trump administration has decided it's too hard. Business folk have decided it's too hard. A fraction of the general population mostly consisting of red hats has decided it's too hard (or a hoax). But a majority of the population is still very concerned and will not go back to pre-covid behavior even if "allowed" to.

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



Yeah I'd say a majority of the population still don't want to risk catching the roni but the government is saying Get Back To Work.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Chomp8645 posted:

See that's the thing, we haven't, which is why reopening won't work (economically).

The Trump administration has decided it's too hard. Business folk have decided it's too hard. A fraction of the general population mostly consisting of red hats has decided it's too hard (or a hoax). But a majority of the population is still very concerned and will not go back to pre-covid behavior even if "allowed" to.

Depends on the location, it's back to work as normal here in Ohio, and from what I can see out of the window of my car and apartment, everyone has gone back to mostly normal.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Iron Crowned posted:

Depends on the location, it's back to work as normal here in Ohio, and from what I can see out of the window of my car and apartment, everyone has gone back to mostly normal.

Please tell me people are still wearing masks.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

YeahTubaMike posted:

Please tell me people are still wearing masks.

Here in Utah... 30% maybe in grocery stores.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

YeahTubaMike posted:

My favorite coworker might have COVID-19. Apparently her whole immediate family has it, and she has had to take care of her grandmother since she had a stroke. She told me that her legs hurt, which is apparently a sign that her antibodies are being used or something, and now she's officially out sick. I hope she's okay. :sigh:

That's really sad and I hope your co-worker ends up okay. :smith:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Rolo posted:

My favorite bar serves popcorn and everyone knows not to ask for it.

Whats wrong with the popcorn? Or does it just not exist

Eatin' some buttery popcorn with a cold beer is pretty great

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Dear Watson posted:

Here in Utah... 30% maybe in grocery stores.

About the same in the OH. I finally saw someone else wearing a face shield over the weekend, that was a trip, I'm the only one I've ever met that does that

EDIT:
I also wear a mask, the other faceshielder wasn't

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Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Chomp8645 posted:

See that's the thing, we haven't, which is why reopening won't work (economically).

The Trump administration has decided it's too hard. Business folk have decided it's too hard. A fraction of the general population mostly consisting of red hats has decided it's too hard (or a hoax). But a majority of the population is still very concerned and will not go back to pre-covid behavior even if "allowed" to.

I work in IT for a real estate firm and I'm being forced to go back to the office here in Ohio on Monday after working from home since early April. It sucks hard and I'm very unhappy and worried about it because I feel very safe in my controlled environment where I venture outside my apartment only to visit my girlfriend, hit up a grocery store once a week, and take regular walks. I really, really don't want to compromise that solely because some idiot Boomer executives want to project that we're WORKING HARD, THANK YOU to their rich friends and corporate buddies... but I'm paid very nicely for my services and I'd like to stay employed to pay for my rent and lifestyle. :sigh:

At least it's going to be only 2-3 days per week alternating between the office and at home, but there's absolutely nothing my company's work entails that requires an office for 98% of its workers besides keeping up business culture working so hard guys appearances.

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