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Achmed Jones posted:lmao your company fucks up the entire org's security posture to save $200 well you can apply policies to groups in Duo but only if you're on the Duo Access or Duo Beyond plan and this account is on the Duo MFA plan. so i had to edit the fuckin global policy. at least this Duo account isn't for our entire org, rather it's specfically for securing access via SSL-VPN and RDG to a single customer's AWS environment. ofc that customer happens to be a very sensitive state government department... 
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marcan42 on twitter posted:Running 8 threads (on an 8-thread E-2144G) of RDRAND in the background, memory throughput drops by *81%* with the patch vs unpatched (91% vs idle). BlankSystemDaemon fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Jun 11, 2020 |
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is there a word for: "I know computers are stupid and I'm not surprised, yet I'm still amazed at how bad things really are"?
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Media Bloodbath posted:is there a word for: "I know computers are stupid and I'm not surprised, yet I'm still amazed at how bad things really are"? "YOSPOS"
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adding this to my copy of Meaning Of Liff now
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Kazinsal posted:"YOSPOS" bithc
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Pile Of Garbage posted:well you can apply policies to groups in Duo but only if you're on the Duo Access or Duo Beyond plan and this account is on the Duo MFA plan. so i had to edit the fuckin global policy.
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Kazinsal posted:"YOSPOS"
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Pile Of Garbage posted:i had to enable voice callback MFA for a single co-worker in a Duo account because the guy has a fuckin iPhone 5 in TYOOL 2020 which he can't install the app on. i deliberately disabled voice callback and SMS OTP in the account because they're less secure than push MFA smdh I was going to replace it almost three months ago, but well
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Ayin posted:I still have a 4S, lmao you realize you can get poo poo shipped to your door
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you can also not risk people's lives over a minor thing that can wait a couple months more
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The Fool posted:you realize you can get poo poo shipped to your door he doesn't want poo poo though, he wants a well designed phone and since that isn't an option anymore....
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ate poo poo on live tv posted:he doesn't want poo poo though, he wants a well designed phone and since that isn't an option anymore.... that hasn't been an option since nokia stopped making those bricks
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nokia is making the bricks again, but for some stupid reason people want internet on their phones now lmao
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Truga posted:nokia is making the bricks again, but for some stupid reason people want internet on their phones now lmao internet on your phone?? eyy im laffing my a$$ off here, just dial 3-1-1 nerds
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Grace Baiting posted:internet on your phone?? eyy im laffing my a$$ off here, just dial 3-1-1 nerds I just text 466453
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The Fool posted:you realize you can get poo poo shipped to your door Also, I disabled icloud backup right after I got my phone and then forgot it existed until just now 
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Jun 11, 2020 18:25
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Ayin posted:I wanted to have my address book and poo poo transferred straight over... you can do that without the internet. sync old phone to computer, sync new phone to computer.
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Jun 11, 2020 18:33
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Ayin posted:I wanted to have my address book and poo poo transferred straight over... that process is nearly 100% automated at this point, you just follow the directions on the screen of your new phone. ESPECIALLY if you're going iOS to iOS, it's almost seamless it even mostly works android<->iOS
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I did not know that! Thanks 
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Grace Baiting posted:internet on your phone?? eyy im laffing my a$$ off here, just dial 3-1-1 nerds that reminds me, remember how there used to be companies whose service was basically just "if you need help with random trivia, call this number and we'll look it up for you! only a dollar a minute!" it's a very particular artifact of that window of time in the mid-2000's where everyone had cell phones but they weren't internet-connected yet and that kinda poo poo is always fascinating to me idk
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remember the services where you could send WHATIS keyword or something as a SMS to a number and you would get a wikipedia snippet back and it cost a few dollars each time
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The Fool posted:I just text 466453 ymgve posted:remember the services where you could send WHATIS keyword or something as a SMS to a number and you would get a wikipedia snippet back and it cost a few dollars each time these just reminded me that GOOG-411 existed i liked the creepy mumbling sound it would make when it was trying to parse your speech tbh
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Shame Boy posted:that reminds me, remember how there used to be companies whose service was basically just "if you need help with random trivia, call this number and we'll look it up for you! only a dollar a minute!" "What do you call cheese that's not yours?" "Nacho cheese  "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmULq4dgQvY
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Ayin posted:I still have a 4S, lmao keep it, and when your company tries to get you to install some lovely VPN or contract tracer app you can pull it out and say "it doesn't work on my phone"
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I had a phone that could do WAP and it was so amazing bringing up a tiny mangled version of the google homepage over the course of several minutes
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haveblue posted:I had a phone that could do WAP and it was so amazing bringing up a tiny mangled version of the google homepage over the course of several minutes in 2005 I had a flip phone with HSDPA and a data contract and even that was basically useless except for tethering (pretty sure it was literal tethering back then! as in USB cable)
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Volmarias posted:"What do you call cheese that's not yours?" yep that exact commercial is what was going around in my head lmao
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Carthag Tuek posted:never ever put work stuff on your personal phone here's your tablet mister loaf thanks, i will use this to work from home and the docking station you can use to connect it to your own monitor and wired network thanks, that will stay in the bag it came in forever
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The Fool posted:that process is nearly 100% automated at this point, you just follow the directions on the screen of your new phone. does it copy SMS history yet?
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~Coxy posted:(pretty sure it was literal tethering back then! as in USB cable) for the 2 or 3 times ive used my phone as a mobile hotspot thats what ive usually done too, plugging in iphone through usb just makes linux see a new ethernet device: [ 8357.667535] ipheth 1-1:4.2: Apple iPhone USB Ethernet device attached [ 8357.670117] usbcore: registered new interface driver ipheth [ 8357.678083] ipheth 1-1:4.2 enx16205e4ace42: renamed from eth0 a lot easier than messing with bluetooth for situations like "my password for this university expired and needs to be changed, and i cant get on the wifi to do that because my password is expired", or "im at a funeral and theres no wifi and i need to apt-get install some additional software to convert this wmv file to dvd format right now"
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Lysidas posted:im at a funeral and theres no wifi and i need to apt-get install some additional software hold on everyone don't put grandma in the ground yet
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Lysidas posted:"im at a funeral and theres no wifi and i need to apt-get install some additional software to convert this wmv file to dvd format right now" hell yeh I want a linux casket, who needs sound when you are already dead! at my funeral I want there to be a 60 minute video of computer jokes that is completely mandatory to be watched then quizzed on before anyone qualifies for getting something from the will.
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ymgve posted:remember the services where you could send WHATIS keyword or something as a SMS to a number and you would get a wikipedia snippet back and it cost a few dollars each time i didn’t until right now lol
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lol my grandmother in law passed away a few years ago, my wife and i went to the wake/funeral/whatever early to help set up, one of her cousins made a video tribute to her, the funeral home provided tvs with dvd players for this, and the cousin had thought "burning the video to dvd" was "making a data dvd containig the wmv file", no surprise that none of the dvd players understood it both my wifes and my laptop were in the car, used mine to transcode to dvd format, made a quick trip to a store for some blank dvds, and used her 2011 mpb (back when they came with optical drives!) to burn a few copies that played on the tvs, i was glad i could be useful
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Lysidas posted:lol
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