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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/never_cursed/status/1266513817657176064
In case anyone wants a custom doodle of a knifecreb for whichever good cause

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naem
May 29, 2011

Jim Gaffigan stealing content from us itt

https://youtu.be/1y6KW_Tup4M

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Man I'm bummed, I spent a while browsing used book sites & price aggregators and that :crab: sacrifice book is hard to find, I found one sub-$50 copy and the rest are $75-100+. I get the feeling there's like twenty existent copies in the world.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I had crab for dinner tonight. Dungeness. Delicious.

One day I shall die and the crabs shall eat me. The cycle of of life.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

christmas boots posted:

They would get cancer.

devastating crab

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Gt34v4hxw

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


https://twitter.com/mondomascots/status/1268086074326216704?s=19

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Crab of peace and calm.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

More like :coolspot: (can’t find Kool aid guy)

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







and a new fetish is born

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




TODAY WE RIDE, TODAY WE SNIP SNOP!

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
They send their torpedoes against us? THEN WE SNIP SNOP IN THE SURF

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007


Showed my wife. She's been making ceramic bugs, using plastic bug models as bases to work from, and now she's subscribed to that channel.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
I had some Chesapeake Bay steamed blue crabs for dinner this weekend. 10/10 I appreciate their sacrifice for spicy goodness.

Sometimes the crabs get you back, though. While I was deployed my then-wife took my kids to the beach. She got hit by a wave that was evidently filled with tiny, transparent larval crabs that adhered to her and were crazy itchy and painful because of their legs and pincers. They were all over her, in her hair and even inside her bathing suit.

My only reply was "...So I deploy and you go and get crabs?"

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Is that why she is you then-wife?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Fight Crab has a release date: http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2020/06/that_3d_crab_fighting_game_appears_to_be_surfacing_on_switch_this_august

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

c-rab

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Creb

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
ACRAB

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



My crab is fight

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

All Crabs Really Are Beautiful

naem
May 29, 2011


All Crab-Rabs Are the Best-est

Radio Nowhere
Jan 8, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap-Cf2agugc

You're welcome.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap-Cf2agugc&t=471s

That wife is not worthy of the crab. I'm outraged tbh

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

That wife is not worthy of the crab. I'm outraged tbh
The husband is intriguing though - close up direct to camera, visibly sweating with excitement: "I'll take the mess."

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart

I live in Los Angeles now, but grew up in Baltimore.
This makes me miss my summers at Ocean City and Assateague .
Or the random Crab Buffets around MD.

One dude was right though, always crack with the rod and never a mallet.
Mallets just smash rather than cracking.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





:wtf: dude :smith:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

The first (and only) time I've ever been to a red lobster was with my dad and uncle in Ontario. They had a "bottomless bucket of crab legs" special so we all ordered that and went to town.

It was real low quality snow crab. Tiny legs with very little meat. The shells were thin and pliable.

They gave us shell crackers for some reason. lmao no thank you, we broke and shucked those suckers with our bare hands/fingers. The elderly Ontarioites at the neighboring table were staring at us like we were barbarians.

it owned.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:patriot:

e: Crabtain America

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Captain Hygiene posted:


:patriot:

e: Crabtain America

you, a fool: "Crabtain America"

me, a true patriot: "Sonic the Crabgehog"

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

vive le crabolution
:france:

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


I wish I was crab

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I wish I was crab

Everyone is their avatar, this has long been established as fact :colbert:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I wish I was crab

*burp*
No you don’t.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Captain Hygiene posted:

Everyone is their avatar, this has long been established as fact :colbert:

im okay with this

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Captain Hygiene posted:

Everyone is their avatar, this has long been established as fact :colbert:
😱

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Captain Hygiene posted:


:patriot:

e: Crabtain America

Captain Americrab!!!

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Big flatboi comin' through

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