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Average Lettuce
Oct 22, 2012



As a Portuguese, I'm offended we are a level below Greece.

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Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Needs to separate Flanders and Wallonia so Wallonia can be average/worrying

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Kamrat posted:

I'm the non-existent Crimea
Blue is 'claimed by Russia'.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Average Lettuce posted:

As a Portuguese, I'm offended we are a level below Greece.

You're the arithmetic mean between Spain and Russian, much like your language.

Blut
Sep 11, 2009

if someone is in the bottom 10%~ of a guillotine

Groda posted:

You're the arithmetic mean between Spain and Russian, much like your language.

I always think its interesting how Brazilian Portuguese sounds a lot less like drunken/Russian Spanish than Portuguese Portuguese. Its a lot easier to understand.

I guess its similar to how in English the American accent is a lot easier to understand than regional British ones.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Guavanaut posted:

Good/OK for COVID.


Sweden has officially joined Eastern Europe.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Blut posted:

I always think its interesting how Brazilian Portuguese sounds a lot less like drunken/Russian Spanish than Portuguese Portuguese. Its a lot easier to understand.

I guess its similar to how in English the American accent is a lot easier to understand than regional British ones.

I believe a lot of this has to do with the (relative) homogeniety of AmE / BrP vs BrE and PP because the European varieties have a lot more accents and evolutions they went through on account of having been around for much longer. A person from London in 2020 speaks a London English that is quite different from the Engelish spoken there in 1900, whereas American English has more or less stayed the same. 'Colonizer' varieties of a language also tend to be more conservative and resistant to change (e.g. Icelandic, Québec French), though there are exceptions like Afrikaans.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/ANI/status/1271771873676677120

Putting a map in the constitution is a galaxy brain move, whether or not the map is highly politically loaded.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Platystemon posted:

https://twitter.com/ANI/status/1271771873676677120

Putting a map in the constitution is a galaxy brain move, whether or not the map is highly politically loaded.

Nepal is a democracy with three major parties: the leninists, the maoists, and the socialists as the right-wing so its already the C-SPAM country

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
So if I get this right they're claiming this whole region?

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004


Kamrat posted:

I'm the non-existent Crimea

Finally, someone stands up for what is right

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!
Eureka! The solution to the problem of who owns Crimea is simply to destroy Crimea. Now everyone and no one owns it!

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
No data for Cyprus, come on now.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy



Close enough except Russia sucks more

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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I’m Sognefjord giving the impression that Norway dabbles in necromancy.

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

mobby_6kl posted:



Close enough except Russia sucks more

are things really that dire in their exclave or is it just colored the same as russia

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



It's Russia, and the map doesn't show subnational divisions. There's no other way to color it. I agree that they're imperalists who got greedy in pushing west after WWII, but I can't blame them for taking the opportunity and I think we have to accept it.

Bit surprised that Hungary is so high compared to its neighbors, and to a lesser extent Belgium and Finland. Brussels is a dump and Antwerp is the cocaine capital of Europe, but I never had the impression that that translated into a particularly high murder rate.

Ghost of Mussolini
Jun 26, 2011

a fatguy baldspot posted:

are things really that dire in their exclave or is it just colored the same as russia

thats Russian Guiana, it always ends up like that

escapegoat
Aug 18, 2013
Kruschev offered the Kaliningrad Oblast to the Lithuanian SSR but the Lithuanian premier didn't want to alter the ethnic make up of his state. Now thanks to him Kaliningrad has nearly twice as many murders.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



That refusal was probably a very wise move, pretty sure we would have long seen a Sudetenland/'little green men' scenario in Lithuania by now (under the assumption that they never would have joined NATO or the EU with a Russian majority).

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Phlegmish posted:

That refusal was probably a very wise move, pretty sure we would have long seen a Sudetenland/'little green men' scenario in Lithuania by now (under the assumption that they never would have joined NATO or the EU with a Russian majority).
Yeah. Absolute DO NOT accept gifts of territory from Russia, it'll just cause huge headaches for future generations. Should've offered it to the GDR, just to spice up German-Polish relations.

ButtHate
Sep 26, 2007

Kamrat posted:

I'm the non-existent Crimea

I'm non-existent Kosovo.

ButtHate fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Jun 14, 2020

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
They should've offered Kaliningrad to Michigan.

Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off

ButtHate posted:

I'm non-existent Kosovo.

At least the region that makes up Kosovo still exists, Crimea is obliterated from the map

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Kaliningrad, now an exclave of Bir Tawil.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Kaliningrad should just be Israel, it is known.

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

It would have been a just sale, for the sake of god, king and pretty borders.

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

Deformed Church posted:

Kaliningrad, now an exclave of Bir Tawil.

escapegoat
Aug 18, 2013

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Kaliningrad should just be Israel, it is known.

Unironically this.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004


The cursed images thread you're looking for is in GBS.

Blut
Sep 11, 2009

if someone is in the bottom 10%~ of a guillotine

Pope Hilarius II posted:

I believe a lot of this has to do with the (relative) homogeniety of AmE / BrP vs BrE and PP because the European varieties have a lot more accents and evolutions they went through on account of having been around for much longer. A person from London in 2020 speaks a London English that is quite different from the Engelish spoken there in 1900, whereas American English has more or less stayed the same. 'Colonizer' varieties of a language also tend to be more conservative and resistant to change (e.g. Icelandic, Québec French), though there are exceptions like Afrikaans.

I wonder why it is that colonizer language branches 'froze' when their home countries kept evolving? It seems counter intuitive. You'd think with the melting pot that most colonial societies were you'd have multiple accent influences all converging into a new hybrid/evolution. Irish/Italian/German accents influencing American English more than they did for example.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I've heard british accents tend to straight up use more phonemes than north american ones, which is why brits tend to be way better at imitating american accents than the other way around.

Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Jun 14, 2020

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Blut posted:

I wonder why it is that colonizer language branches 'froze' when their home countries kept evolving? It seems counter intuitive. You'd think with the melting pot that most colonial societies were you'd have multiple accent influences all converging into a new hybrid/evolution. Irish/Italian/German accents influencing American English more than they did for example.

My guess would be: more sensitivity to, and defensiveness of, the "purity" of the colonizing culture in relation to the colonized, resulting in more resistance to linguistic drift.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I've heard british accents tend to straight up use more phonemes than north american ones, which is way brits tend to be way better at imitating american accents than the other way around.

I have a map about this, though it's only for North America.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Blut posted:

I wonder why it is that colonizer language branches 'froze' when their home countries kept evolving? It seems counter intuitive. You'd think with the melting pot that most colonial societies were you'd have multiple accent influences all converging into a new hybrid/evolution. Irish/Italian/German accents influencing American English more than they did for example.

It's probably misleading to say that American English 'froze', neither languages nor species really do that, but either way, there's no particular reason to expect American English to have diverged more from the common ancestral language than British English. In fact, paradoxically, mass immigration and population movements in general usually have homogenizing effects on language. Instead of every minor region having had however many centuries to diverge from its neighbors, colonial nations were usually settled relatively recently, and they're also marked by high rates of geographical mobility (especially the US).
As for immigrants, they generally learn whichever language is dominant in their social environment, and that's not always the local vernacular. Mass immigration can put serious pressure on dialects and minority languages (see for example the status of Catalan in Barcelona). Different immigrant groups will also generally use a simplified version of the dominant language to communicate with each other and the native population, implying pressure towards a lowest common denominator, but otherwise not necessarily in a particular direction.

All in all, the homogeneity of American English is not that strange.

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

With all our sunlight and tans, it's more like Gyarufornia. :v:

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Civilization was a mistake

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004


If you think about it, Ireland, the UK, and Romania are the most civilized places in Europe.

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