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rydiafan posted:Tom Bombadil is garbage and omitting him from the movies is the single greatest decision in the history of cinema.
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Jun 13, 2020 17:13
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Montalvo posted:Really, guy?
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Jun 13, 2020 17:14
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Kart Barfunkel posted:Tom Bombadil should have been an Easter egg on the dvd menus. He would dance around or smoke or spin the ring around if you took too long to pick a selection. No other explanation would be given. Wait, he isn't?
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Jun 13, 2020 17:28
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Memento posted:I heard, that motherfucker, had like, thirty goddamn dicks In a row?
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Jun 13, 2020 17:29
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Stop triggering me !!
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Jun 13, 2020 17:31
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snergle posted:switch. Not like thish... Not like thish.
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Jun 13, 2020 17:34
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drat... retro. It’s funny seeing these old image macros and their size now. I remember that one being so much bigger but I guess we were all rocking 800x600 or 1024x768. Like I went and tracked down Korn.jpg a while back and it is no longer comically huge.
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Jun 13, 2020 17:38
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It's still pretty big tho
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Jun 13, 2020 17:40
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Tom Bombadil should have been in an 80s rap music video Also they needed The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins in there
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Jun 13, 2020 17:41
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:It's still pretty big tho Hello old friend.
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Jun 13, 2020 17:47
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Both of those bros can literally shoot fire from their hands
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Jun 13, 2020 18:00
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burning a human body requires a lot of outside fuel since it's 80% water, i imagine getting some petrol is easier than spamming B for 30 minutes
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Truga posted:burning a human body requires a lot of outside fuel since it's 80% water, i imagine getting some petrol is easier than spamming B for 30 minutes Halfpress B to eliminate evidence.
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Jun 13, 2020 18:11
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Can't have your ashes be thrown into the eyes of a right-wing politician if you're buried.
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Resting Lich Face posted:Can't have your ashes be thrown into the eyes of a right-wing politician if you're buried.
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Jun 13, 2020 19:26
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When I die, tie a car battery to me and throw me in the ocean
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Jun 13, 2020 19:37
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RandomFerret posted:I miss when lord of the rings was underground poo poo for cool people Hmm yes Led Zeppelin and LOTR, two things that were definitely "underground" in the 1970s.
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Jun 13, 2020 19:49
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drat horror queefs posted:When I die, tie a car battery to me and throw me in the ocean I just looked up autozone memes, and it's like a sea of people airing petty grievances with their service in meme format.
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Jun 13, 2020 19:51
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https://twitter.com/BoughtTheRope/status/1271552379922644993
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Jun 13, 2020 20:10
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lmao 
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drat horror queefs posted:When I die, tie a car battery to me and throw me in the ocean
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Jun 13, 2020 21:08
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CannonFodder posted:Transition lenses. 
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Jun 13, 2020 21:53
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What if my traditional burial ritual is cremation? Mario you closed minded bigot we've been molotoffin those coffins for thousands of years as well.
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Jun 13, 2020 22:11
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Don Gato posted:What if my traditional burial ritual is cremation? Mario you closed minded bigot we've been molotoffin those coffins for thousands of years as well. You didn't do it to Margaret Thatcher while it was alive so you ain't poo poo.
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Jun 13, 2020 22:13
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Don Gato posted:What if my traditional burial ritual is cremation? Mario you closed minded bigot we've been molotoffin those coffins for thousands of years as well. A burial is the specific ritual of putting in the ground, if you've been "molotoffin those coffins" then is your ritual some sort of earth oven thing?
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Jun 13, 2020 22:40
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Return me to my ancestors medium rare.
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Jun 13, 2020 22:41
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bike tory posted:A burial is the specific ritual of putting in the ground, if you've been "molotoffin those coffins" then is your ritual some sort of earth oven thing? Ya shove the ashes into the dirt after you pick the bones out, it isn't that hard.
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Jun 13, 2020 22:54
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Cook me like a festival goat
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drat horror queefs posted:When I die, tie a car battery to me and throw me in the ocean One last totally legal thrill for the road.
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Jun 13, 2020 23:20
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Is that a thing though? Can you opt in for a burial at sea? Have them take you 100 miles out, tie a cinderblock to you and dump you overboard. Nice and quick, and provides lots of nutrients to sea life. I'd do that.
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Jun 13, 2020 23:44
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Pretty sure they called him Hermes Trismegistos or something like that. I may be wrong but I can't remember a single Greek word that ends on a thèta, not even a loanword. 
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Jun 13, 2020 23:45
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I'm going with Burial in Trash. Maybe it's not legal but what are they going to do, recycle me?
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Jun 13, 2020 23:48
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Probably have to work out something with the local authorities, but I don't see why not. There's already companies who do pretty much the same thing on land - you're 'buried' in basically a compost heap designed to reduce you down as fast as possible, then after about a month you're some fertile soil for a memorial tree or something.
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Jun 13, 2020 23:49
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Don Gato posted:Ya shove the ashes into the dirt after you pick the bones out, it isn't that hard. No no, you leave the bones in, they impart a lot of the flavour. For real though I know cultures do poo poo differently and view death in different ways and all that, but I've often thought the tradition of digging through your dead relly's remains with some big ol' chopsticks could be kinda traumatic for the survivors. Do they leave the skull and everything in?
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Jun 13, 2020 23:49
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Having a big swinging dick is a sign that you are dumb and probably a barbarian too. Ancient greeks also spent a lot of time complaining about chads.
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Jun 13, 2020 23:49
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In modern times we have a machine called a cremulator that helpfully reduces the skeleton to a sort of coarse grit of bone chips.
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Elfface posted:Probably have to work out something with the local authorities, but I don't see why not. There's already companies who do pretty much the same thing on land - you're 'buried' in basically a compost heap designed to reduce you down as fast as possible, then after about a month you're some fertile soil for a memorial tree or something. Yeah and once I die it's even faster.
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