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Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Laserface posted:

Blow posting but:

3 great doom/psych bands from Melbourne are doing a free live stream.

Pro shot, multi cam, desk audio, full lighting setup.

Running order:
Fuzz meadows
Grey mantis
Jack harlon and the dead crows

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvr2sFe-Dzc

gently caress yeah. Nice.

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Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Laserface posted:

Hot drat these are some drat fine jams in this stream.

Dang, I used to have a shirt just like that.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Few doobs and I am just melting into these tunes holy poo poo

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

get them to do a shot of their pedalboard

show me your fuzz

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Video Game - 7249.mp4

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

These long pauses will make relistens much more enjoyable.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

these guys seem familiar

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Some cool as songs from bands I've never heard of, cheers! (I am disappointed in one thing - I read it as Doom Metal so expected some Author & Punisher - but hey still awesome!)

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
These boys hopping up to get a lungful of bong smoke

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Opened the first bottle of my NEIPA. I used 230g hops in a 10l batch. Little ripper.

Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

Yea naw yea naw yea naw cunts, this corona virus is bad news, eh? Just the other day I was drivin' me Holden into Perth, me 'n' the mates were meeting up to throw some prawns on the barbie, when I get a call on me cellie:
"poo poo's cancelled, oval office. Donny called it off, he think's he's got the rona."

gently caress me right? These fuckin posh city cunts always pullin sickies when we're trying to get the boys together. Yesterday I was fumin', I just sat around me house smokin. Went through 4 packs of winnie blues, just rippin straight through em. I won't even lie, I got sick about 3 times I was smokin em so fast. gently caress me. I just wanted some grilled prawns and some VBs with the boys, y'know?

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Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

Dont Touch ME posted:

Yea naw yea naw yea naw cunts, this corona virus is bad news, eh? Just the other day I was drivin' me Holden into Perth, me 'n' the mates were meeting up to throw some prawns on the barbie, when I get a call on me cellie:
"poo poo's cancelled, oval office. Donny called it off, he think's he's got the rona."

gently caress me right? These fuckin posh city cunts always pullin sickies when we're trying to get the boys together. Yesterday I was fumin', I just sat around me house smokin. Went through 4 packs of winnie blues, just rippin straight through em. I won't even lie, I got sick about 3 times I was smokin em so fast. gently caress me. I just wanted some grilled prawns and some VBs with the boys, y'know?

I don't think this man is Australian at all!

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Tokamak posted:

Opened the first bottle of my NEIPA. I used 230g hops in a 10l batch. Little ripper.

I was in Connecticut for work a couple of years ago took a liking to the local beers so I'm pretty happy that NEIPAs have become a thing here since then. Neipas and hazy IPAs are very much my jam right now.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Piss Meridian posted:

I don't think this man is Australian at all!

can't you fuckin read he said he's gonna bbq some prawns. sounds fuckin aussie to me

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
strewth its like you gotta piss fosters to prove you're an ossie

Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

can't you fuckin read he said he's gonna bbq some prawns. sounds fuckin aussie to me

You can tell because I got sick from sucking down some ciggies. No ocker would get sick from having some blues. Just not in the DNA.

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Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

*looks up gravity readings* *does the maths*
8.3%, 740ml bottle... uhh 5 standards. No wonder I am feeling drunk.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Dont Touch ME posted:

Yea naw yea naw yea naw cunts, this corona virus is bad news, eh? Just the other day I was drivin' me Holden into Perth, me 'n' the mates were meeting up to throw some prawns on the barbie, when I get a call on me cellie:
"poo poo's cancelled, oval office. Donny called it off, he think's he's got the rona."

gently caress me right? These fuckin posh city cunts always pullin sickies when we're trying to get the boys together. Yesterday I was fumin', I just sat around me house smokin. Went through 4 packs of winnie blues, just rippin straight through em. I won't even lie, I got sick about 3 times I was smokin em so fast. gently caress me. I just wanted some grilled prawns and some VBs with the boys, y'know?

Uncanny valley, Oz edition

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

can't you fuckin read he said he's gonna bbq some prawns. sounds fuckin aussie to me

It's suspicious. Must be a fancy oval office. The BBQ is for snags, assholes and cheap steaks. Prawns belong in an iced bowl with a lemoned water bowl next to it.

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

You get fried prawns in chili sauce from the local Chinese. C'mon

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002

Humphreys posted:

It's suspicious. Must be a fancy oval office. The BBQ is for snags, assholes and cheap steaks. Prawns belong in an iced bowl with a lemoned water bowl next to it.

What the gently caress.
g'day mate throw a shrimp on the barbie

anti-magic
Sep 9, 2012

We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Dont Touch ME posted:

Yea naw yea naw yea naw cunts, this corona virus is bad news, eh? Just the other day I was drivin' me Holden into Perth, me 'n' the mates were meeting up to throw some prawns on the barbie, when I get a call on me cellie:
"poo poo's cancelled, oval office. Donny called it off, he think's he's got the rona."

gently caress me right? These fuckin posh city cunts always pullin sickies when we're trying to get the boys together. Yesterday I was fumin', I just sat around me house smokin. Went through 4 packs of winnie blues, just rippin straight through em. I won't even lie, I got sick about 3 times I was smokin em so fast. gently caress me. I just wanted some grilled prawns and some VBs with the boys, y'know?

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Literally the worst attempt at ingratiating yourself into Aussie culture. Useless oval office.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
"pulling sickies"?

Other way round, you chuck sickies

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

EoinCannon posted:

"pulling sickies"?

Other way round, you chuck sickies

Pulling sickies is what you do at 3am in a sticky carpeted pub.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
farkov chain

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Dont Touch ME posted:

cellie

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Nice try seppo

Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

tardwrangler posted:

farkov chain

Yes. I've been trained on several comprehensive models, from Big Lez to Bogan Hunters. This was the sixty-ninth time I have channeled a hyper-exaggerated "true blue" national stereotype, and I've gotten extremely efficient at it. I predict within 69 more iterations I'll just be indistinguishable from a bushwhacking bogan who accidentally logged onto the internet.

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

Airstream Driver posted:

I still find the 12th man funny as gently caress.

I used to listen to those albums on repeat as a kid, even though I didn't know anything about nor care about cricket. I wonder if I'd still enjoy them the same way.


Re: comedy chat - there's a great book about the construction of comedy called What Are You Laughing At: The Comprehensive Guide to the Comedic Event by sitcom writer Dan O'Shannon, in which he attempts to break down what a joke is and why or when it lands. I highly recommend it for anyone who wants to understand their own opinions on comedy. At its broadest he posits the theory that the comedic event occurs when the receiver is put in the position of needing to resolve two points of incongruent information in a safe setting, triggering a sharp wave of relief at finding what was expected to be the case was in fact something else.

Jimmy Carr also reaches the same theory in his book, The Naked Jape, although probably in more digestible terms, I haven't got a hold of it in person - that every joke tells two stories. The first is the one that you're led to believe, either by convention, structure, implication, whatever, will be the outcome of what you're being told. The second is the unexpected resolution to the first story running contrary to that expectation.

Anyway Dr Katz is about all anyone needs of stand up. It's got all the good ones, some of the bad ones being good (looking at you Ray Romano), and H Jon Benjamin in one of his earliest squiggle-vision roles.

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

Caesar Saladin posted:

The Wire season 3 is pretty dire compared to the first two. I loved the second one this time around when the first time I watched it I didn't really get it.

I can't remember my opinions on Season 3 very well, but the Season 2 thing is on point. I also didn't get it at all on my first watch through, and thought Season 2 was a weird diversion unrelated to the overall narrative. I still think it is to some degree, but on rewatching I also now think it's a very tight self-contained story within the overall narrative of the rest of the show.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I got a client who wants a dashboard website for their clients to log into and see some data. I put together a backend pretty easy in Django but i dont know how to make the frontend not look like its from 1992. If anyone knows website stuff and can give me some advice and direction I can pay for your time

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

DumbparameciuM posted:

Nice try seppo

what even the gently caress is a 'cellie'?

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

a wine cellar

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
hope youre ok lolie
chips and scallops on the headland just now were very good

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Isaac posted:

I got a client who wants a dashboard website for their clients to log into and see some data. I put together a backend pretty easy in Django but i dont know how to make the frontend not look like its from 1992. If anyone knows website stuff and can give me some advice and direction I can pay for your time

Tailwind css or bootstrap. Both have a reset and basic styles. I can provide more info if need be

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

tardwrangler posted:

farkov chain

rofl

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

tardwrangler posted:

hope youre ok lolie
chips and scallops on the headland just now were very good

Off to hospital for 5-6 days tomorrow and absolutely dreading it. Wish I could just sleep through it.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Tokamak posted:

*looks up gravity readings* *does the maths*
8.3%, 740ml bottle... uhh 5 standards. No wonder I am feeling drunk.

I have bottles of Belgian quad I made that are 17.4%

Can I get a yee yee

Also our brew club did a 20% barleywine lmao

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
A++ would imagine drinking

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I'm thinking about the shits I'd take after drinking that quad and getting visibly erect

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Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

McSpergin posted:

I have bottles of Belgian quad I made that are 17.4%

Can I get a yee yee

Also our brew club did a 20% barleywine lmao

Seems interesting. I'm not sure how I'd feel about something with that much alcohol in it. I find 6-7% a good range for something a bit stronger, but you start to really notice the alcohol when it is 8-9% especially as it warms up. I had some IIPAs that were over 10% and it begun to feel like a bit of a chore to drink.

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