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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ZenMasterBullshit posted:

It's not the whole of it but if you think "Fought the Nazi's " was enough to cleanse Churchill's sins to the point you have to build a holy statue of him in your cities and protect it like they are you're a fool or a monster.

You know who else fought the Nazis? That's right,

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

ZenMasterBullshit posted:

It's not the whole of it but if you think "Fought the Nazi's " was enough to cleanse Churchill's sins to the point you have to build a holy statue of him in your cities and protect it like they are you're a fool or a monster.

Good thing I don't think that and never said it.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
Churchill, Stalin, and FDR were all loving monsters to various degrees

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1271922336191610890?s=20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qyygcMX8S0

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


If you think churchill was good because he fought nazis, just wait til you hear about the guy who killed hitler

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Everyone who owns a firearm should be imprisoned for life.
is this a bit

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

cool dance moves posted:

If you think churchill was good because he fought nazis, just wait til you hear about the guy who killed hitler

Stalin?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Bill Murray. And as Hitler gasped his last, Murray leaned down and whispered into his ear, "And no one will ever believe you."

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Some people who were in the Bunker say that Hitler didn't even shoot himself, he was too cowardly to do it so he had his butler shoot him.

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Actually it was the dog, she was really pissed that hitler slipped cyanide in her kibble and managed to take him out before it took effect

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
I don't know if I like the gritty reboot of Clue.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

cool dance moves posted:

Actually it was the dog, she was really pissed that hitler slipped cyanide in her kibble and managed to take him out before it took effect

There's footage of that

https://youtu.be/-1G3BKfD1VI?t=51

But Stalin is a good example, because he helped defeat the nazis doesn't mean the massive list of terrible things he did are ignored, and the Russians sure as hell didn't keep statues of him around. The guy I know who grew up in the USSR and later Russian Federation told me that they basically teach Stalin as "he was a horrible piece of poo poo that killed more Russians than the nazis did, and took all the credit for the Red Army's work in defeating them".

I'm legit interested in what FDR did that is outside of an white male in the early 20th century would normally do.

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

twistedmentat posted:

I'm legit interested in what FDR did that is outside of an white male in the early 20th century would normally do.

Japanese internment?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

I thought this was going to be Willy wonka

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

what's interesting to me so far is how little they've seemed to matter as opposed to being swept up in events and trailing them, not affecting events in a real way, and i'm interested in analyzing the reasons for that. maybe they will matter at some time the future. maybe they don't need to matter -- from the perspective of the top-state people -- because we're not at the level where wall street has to call in the irregulars yet.

when this thing kicked off 3,000 people marched in my town, briefly shut down the highway and did some loops and then ended a demonstration at the confederate statue. i was prepared for the crowd to tear that statue down -- the energy was that electric -- and the cops couldn't have stopped it if they tried. but the crowd didn't do that. over the next few days there were continuing demonstrations around it, and protesters had constructed a large banner in front with a message stating the statue had been bought and paid for by the local ku klux klan back in the day. cops had been posted around keeping a close eye on it, and i saw this one young white guy in a hawaiian shirt sitting on a bench, also keeping an eye on it.

a few days later the republican-controlled country, which holds the legal keys to the statue, voted to remove it.

So there's a really cool book called The Iron Dream by Norman Spinrad (which I've sadly only read bits from because it has a bad habit of being interpreted as Nazi propaganda rather than meta critique and gets banned by a ton of well meaning institutions), and it basically points out that post-apocalyptic fiction has a nasty habit of lauding fascist tenants (might makes right, force of will remaking society, the superiority of the technocrat, etc), and I suspect this has a major influence over the Boogaloo movement.

These aren't guys who take the time to learn theory or praxis, they're disenfranchised white dudes who play Paradox games and ARMA3. They don't know how to kick off a war or even really how to fight one, they dream of Praxis at the end of a gun and the only consequences being those they assign themselves (What I like to call "The Renegade Run").

There's a specific book that I think is representative of what the Boogaloo is supposed to be for these guys: Go Go Girls of the Apocalypse by Victor Gischler. A guy gets sick of society, loads up a ton of supplies and holes up in a mountain. One day he gets bored and goes down the mountain to see people and oops! Society has collapsed! Yet capitalism still reigns supreme and while everything has the "Grimy Noughties FPS brown" shader there's still booze and prostitutes and cars and now there's cool Mad Max poo poo to do too!

I think that's why the majority of these guys don't get involved: They don't know how because they are using Underpants Gnomes Economic Theory.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

twistedmentat posted:

There's footage of that

https://youtu.be/-1G3BKfD1VI?t=51

But Stalin is a good example, because he helped defeat the nazis doesn't mean the massive list of terrible things he did are ignored, and the Russians sure as hell didn't keep statues of him around. The guy I know who grew up in the USSR and later Russian Federation told me that they basically teach Stalin as "he was a horrible piece of poo poo that killed more Russians than the nazis did, and took all the credit for the Red Army's work in defeating them".

I'm legit interested in what FDR did that is outside of an white male in the early 20th century would normally do.

I'm not sure I would take the oligarch run Russian goverments version of the stalin years at face value

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Everyone who owns a firearm should be imprisoned for life.

lmao how are we going to get rid of the nazis without guns?

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


BraveUlysses posted:

lmao how are we going to get rid of the nazis without guns?

We use guns to arrest them, and then arrest ourselves for also using guns

DUH

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

BraveUlysses posted:

lmao how are we going to get rid of the nazis without guns?

have you tried asking politely?

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

twistedmentat posted:

Some people who were in the Bunker say that Hitler didn't even shoot himself, he was too cowardly to do it so he had his butler shoot him.

this loving guy


for real if you haven't watched The Death Of Stalin shame on you it's so loving good

Norton the First
Dec 4, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Chillgamesh posted:

Japanese internment?

Outside of a literal card-carrying socialist/communist winning the presidency, I feel like that was just gonna happen, because a) America was even more super racist back then, and b) didn't give a gently caress who knew it.

His Good Neighbor policy towards Latin America alone puts him so far ahead of every president who followed him that we're getting into "Lincoln was a monster because we were fighting Native Americans concurrently with the Confederacy" territory.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Flesh Forge posted:

this loving guy


for real if you haven't watched The Death Of Stalin shame on you it's so loving good

I literally changed my avatar to Zhukov right after getting back from seeing it.


Pomp posted:

I'm not sure I would take the oligarch run Russian goverments version of the stalin years at face value

He's my age so he was in elementry school during the end of the USSR and high school during the Yeltsen years for context.


Chillgamesh posted:

Japanese internment?

Also German and Italian, but as I said, that seems like something pretty typical for the era to be that racist. Nothing on the level of Churchill or Stalin.

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
pretty much any “great man” of history is gonna have a ton of skeletons in their closet.

you don’t generally change the world by being a nice, polite person.

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

Fred Rogers

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Gringostar posted:

Churchill, Stalin, and FDR were all loving monsters to various degrees
the best outcome of world war II was the collapse of the european colonial empires. the war between churchill and hitler can be understood as a family feud (churchill was pro-mussolini for a time) but from the perspective of many people in the third world churchill might as well have been another adolf hitler or tojo. the U.S. comes across looking better because it pushed for decolonization.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

the best outcome of world war II was the collapse of the european colonial empires. the war between churchill and hitler can be understood as a family feud (churchill was pro-mussolini for a time) but from the perspective of many people in the third world churchill might as well have been another adolf hitler or tojo. the U.S. comes across looking better because it pushed for decolonization.

there's a cool board game called 'churchill' that's basically a ww2 game except the players are the us, uk, and ussr and the core gameplay is having your staff members arguing at conferences on where to assign troops and spies so your country comes out on top in the post war era

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

the best outcome of world war II was the collapse of the european colonial empires. the war between churchill and hitler can be understood as a family feud (churchill was pro-mussolini for a time) but from the perspective of many people in the third world churchill might as well have been another adolf hitler or tojo. the U.S. comes across looking better because it pushed for decolonization.
It's really funny to read accounts of the US-UK alliance over the course of WWII. In 1942, American generals and planners are all starry-eyed and deferential towards the man who they credit with singlehandedly saving western civilization, and then by 1944 they're all "Jesus Christ, will this loving clown ever shut up with his terrible ideas?"

UK voters tossing him out on his rear end just 15 minutes after the war ended is one of my favorite 20th century political stories.

StashAugustine posted:

there's a cool board game called 'churchill' that's basically a ww2 game except the players are the us, uk, and ussr and the core gameplay is having your staff members arguing at conferences on where to assign troops and spies so your country comes out on top in the post war era
The only problem with it is that it's out of print. Hurry up with the reprint GMT :mad:

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Everyone who owns a firearm should be imprisoned for life.

gently caress off, lib.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

twistedmentat posted:

He's my age so he was in elementry school during the end of the USSR and high school during the Yeltsen years for context.

that's funny because yeltsin ended up killing about as many russians as stalin did

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

twistedmentat posted:

I'm legit interested in what FDR did that is outside of an white male in the early 20th century would normally do.

Social Security is pretty cool. Some of the New Deal programs were sweet, like just paying artists to do poo poo sometimes. While he left him in the lurch and stuck us with Truman, his VP Henry Wallace was probably the closest that we have come to having someone who was cool in the big chair.

Vagabong
Mar 2, 2019

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

the best outcome of world war II was the collapse of the european colonial empires. the war between churchill and hitler can be understood as a family feud (churchill was pro-mussolini for a time) but from the perspective of many people in the third world churchill might as well have been another adolf hitler or tojo. the U.S. comes across looking better because it pushed for decolonization.

If by accident of birth Churchill had been the children of Prussian Junkers a opposed to English nobility its not hard to imagine him giving full-throated support to the Nazis.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

twistedmentat posted:

There's footage of that

https://youtu.be/-1G3BKfD1VI?t=51

But Stalin is a good example, because he helped defeat the nazis doesn't mean the massive list of terrible things he did are ignored, and the Russians sure as hell didn't keep statues of him around. The guy I know who grew up in the USSR and later Russian Federation told me that they basically teach Stalin as "he was a horrible piece of poo poo that killed more Russians than the nazis did, and took all the credit for the Red Army's work in defeating them".

I'm legit interested in what FDR did that is outside of an white male in the early 20th century would normally do.

* Looks at your avatar gulagishly.

Often Abbreviated
Dec 19, 2017

1st Severia Tank Brigade
"Ghosts of Honcharivske"

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

the best outcome of world war II was the collapse of the european colonial empires. the war between churchill and hitler can be understood as a family feud (churchill was pro-mussolini for a time) but from the perspective of many people in the third world churchill might as well have been another adolf hitler or tojo. the U.S. comes across looking better because it pushed for decolonization.

Churchill was a racist and a drunk and a mass murderer and terrible at any kind of warfare or strategy but this is a weird take. Churchill and Hitler were brothers because Churchill was pro Mussolini for a time? Mussolini was an elder statesman of Europe by the time of WW2, he'd been in charge for 20 years, lots of people were pro-Mussolini in the hopes that he could broker a deal with Germany and maintain peace (also, notable among people who didn't like Mussolini: Hitler).

Also the European colonial empires didn't collapse so much as were forcibly absorbed into the post-war hegemony. Noble and pure "decolonization" as pushed by the good-as-gold Americans was every bit as exploitative as what came before, it was just more technically sophisticated.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BraveUlysses posted:

lmao how are we going to get rid of the nazis without guns?

One does not need to own a firearm to use a firearm.

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Flesh Forge posted:

this loving guy


for real if you haven't watched The Death Of Stalin shame on you it's so loving good

Seconding the movie recommendation. It was on Netflix a couple months ago though I dunno if it's still there. The actor who played Beria was :discourse: at being a slimy, scheming monster.

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005

cool dance moves posted:

Seconding the movie recommendation. It was on Netflix a couple months ago though I dunno if it's still there. The actor who played Beria was :discourse: at being a slimy, scheming monster.

Dick Cheney as Himself as Lavrentiy Beria

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


The Death of Stalin is a top-tier movie.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Jason Isaacs steals the show as Zhukov but Steve Buscemi as Khrushchev is inspired casting

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
it was my little bros birthday on thursday and to celebrate I picked up food from a local brewpub and we ate it while watching death of stalin

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

StashAugustine posted:

Jason Isaacs steals the show as Zhukov but Steve Buscemi as Khrushchev is inspired casting

I love how they just left everyone with their regular accents to represent the various accents that existed in the USSR. Stalin as a cockney is great.

I imagine Trumps death will be similar.

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