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Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

hubba hubba

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Business Gorillas posted:

being volcel (voluntarily celibate), i've had my healthcare threatened by multiple goth nurses who withhold medical treatment until they can see my dingus

my commitment to keeping myself pure has extended to my medical history as well. if all of these goth nurses are trying to see my dangus, i will refuse them as long as i have breath to do so

man now im thinking about goth nurses

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Your doctor doesnt always ask if you've hosed in the last seven days?

Dr. Stav

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
It’s got to be pretty exhausting to be a demi sexual sexual worker who ensures their work is consistent with their orientation. Taking a few months and a dozen dates before deciding if it’s worth taking a John’s money for a handy.

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna


Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
you either die to make crab bigger or you live long enough to see your gene line succumb to carcinisation

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
TALK poo poo

GET SNIPPED

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Zeroisanumber posted:

man now im thinking about goth nurses



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Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!
:cumpolice:

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
https://twitter.com/KillerMartinis/status/1272198287823642624

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Platystemon posted:

Except for the Civil War, and the War of 1812, but those were a long time ago, and the Aleutian Islands Campaign, but that was just some cold rocks a long way from home.

Pretend I posted that Kate Beaton comic of a Canadian calling up a random person in the US to remind them of the time Canada set fire to the White House.

EDIT: And of loving course, 30 seconds after posting, I found it despite spending five minutes searching fruitlessly beforehand.

timg for huge

Megillah Gorilla has issued a correction as of 06:24 on Jun 15, 2020

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


I like this one because the face of one known pedophile has been overlaid onto another. What are the chances?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Your doctor doesnt always ask if you've hosed in the last seven days?

From what I gather doctors basically do this if you happen to be a woman and assume literally everything up to a broken toe is because you're pregnant

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

What it's like to be the guy incorrectly doxxed for being that racist cyclist hitting kids putting up pamphlets.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Platystemon posted:



I like this one because the face of one known pedophile has been overlaid onto another. What are the chances?

It's a billionaire being overlaid on a hollywood actor so I'd say 70-80%

Eminai
Apr 29, 2013

I agree with Dante, that the hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in a period of moral crisis maintain their neutrality.

quote:

A 49-year-old finance marketing executive

lmao

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009


uh, what the gently caress

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Antonymous posted:

uh, what the gently caress

One month earlier:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/448104820176859136

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Asexual more like aaaay sexual. Hit me like that jukebox

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I swear there has to be some kind of ending to the "there is always a tweet rule" but it just keeps coming

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I went down to St James infirmary
To see the goth nurses there

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
man, i just cannot argue with those crabitalism facts. they are objectively true!

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
but what was the crab drawing from originally?

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Crane Fist posted:

Asexual more like aaaay sexual. Hit me like that jukebox

i'm more of a way-sexual if you get what i'm sayin

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/WeirdlandTales/status/991513496524378124

I can’t find who wrote the story or where it was published, but there you go.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
awesome

fluffyDeathbringer
Nov 1, 2017

it's not what you've got, it's what you make of it

LittleBlackCloud posted:

demisexuals who think that only being attracted to people you have a connection to is an oppression rather than a hegemonic ideal portrayed across media.

citation needed

LittleBlackCloud posted:

Also if you talk to these people long enough they will always either say some weird poo poo about how they are correctively raped.

right on, believing survivors only counts when they're not, you know, those ones

Dr. Killjoy posted:

ace people are fine but critically in the same way that furries are also fine

elaborate please

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1272112093190209538/pu/vid/1280x720/THMqCONMo6yyT2n7.mp4

A panel of white Australians telling Dan Harmon that it's easier in the USA to get diversity in the writers room.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/MurrayWatt/status/1272388117819875329

Australia keeps on being Australia.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Here's my citation: being demisexual is not a real thing

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LittleBlackCloud
Mar 5, 2007
xXI love Plum JuiceXx

Delthalaz posted:

It’s got to be pretty exhausting to be a demi sexual sexual worker who ensures their work is consistent with their orientation. Taking a few months and a dozen dates before deciding if it’s worth taking a John’s money for a handy.

That's not how it works.

Ace discourse is not the same as being asexual.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/CTVNews/status/1272276700861259782?s=19

Tim Pawlenty
Jun 3, 2006

LittleBlackCloud
Mar 5, 2007
xXI love Plum JuiceXx

fluffyDeathbringer posted:

right on, believing survivors only counts when they're not, you know, those ones

You can believe someone who is a survivor without buying into their non-existent oppression.

fluffyDeathbringer posted:

Citation needed.

Open up a ya novel

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

louisiana pottery has some very cursed mascots

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Platystemon posted:

https://twitter.com/WeirdlandTales/status/991513496524378124

I can’t find who wrote the story or where it was published, but there you go.

It's probably one of those sort of mass produced pulp sci fi books whose best feature is the cover art. Likely nothing of value is lost if the story can't be recovered.

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Mr. Lobe posted:

It's probably one of those sort of mass produced pulp sci fi books whose best feature is the cover art. Likely nothing of value is lost if the story can't be recovered.


Platystemon posted:

https://twitter.com/WeirdlandTales/status/991513496524378124

I can’t find who wrote the story or where it was published, but there you go.

It's from fake used book store "Paperback Paradise":

https://mobile.twitter.com/paprbckparadise/status/1251269396112093185

https://mobile.twitter.com/paprbckparadise/status/1266784310012506115

https://mobile.twitter.com/paprbckparadise/status/1225540653360254976

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Ogantai posted:

It's from fake used book store "Paperback Paradise":


I think they meant who published the original story The Crab that the art was created for. Paperback Paradise used that later for their fake used book. The original pulp story may be lost to history, which, whatever

Paperback Paradise is great though, if only for this:
https://twitter.com/paprbckparadise/status/710148236279828481?s=19

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that's a drat fine twitter.

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Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
can’t stop thinkin bout goth nurses dude. this is sexual violence

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