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Alien Sex Manual posted:I don’t think you can be as Online as this guy and not be a weeb. Woah now hang on, there's not necessarily a correlation between time spent online and being a weeb. I'm online all the time and I'm not... Oh... Oh God...
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Applewhite posted:Woah now hang on, there's not necessarily a correlation between time spent online and being a weeb. I'm online all the time and I'm not... Where did that body pillow come from??? WHERE DID THAT BODY PILLOW COME FROM!!!??
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Literally A Person posted:Where did that body pillow come from??? WHERE DID THAT BODY PILLOW COME FROM!!!?? See, if you were a Lard Avatar like Ashley, you would come with your own body pillow:
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Jun 14, 2020 18:38
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Heres an older iteration of his "not a swastika"
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Jun 15, 2020 00:50
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The_Continental posted:Heres an older iteration of his "not a swastika" No one would have ever figured out that it's a swastika because 3 is different than 4 you see
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Jun 15, 2020 01:08
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The book with the "not swastika" on the cover is meant to teach children. gently caress. me.
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Jun 15, 2020 01:23
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my 'this is not a swastika' t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
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Jun 15, 2020 01:25
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I’m going back in time to tell Hitler so he can file a DMCA takedown. Boy is this guys face gonna be red!
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Jun 15, 2020 01:32
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The_Continental posted:Heres an older iteration of his "not a swastika"  his nazi symbol looks like it was made in mspaint
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Jun 15, 2020 01:33
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AHH F/UGH posted:I wonder why his girlfriend wouldn't want to date this g 
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Jun 15, 2020 01:36
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Literally A Person posted:
He didn't make it in MsPaint. He paid a guy on Fivrr to do it.
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Jun 15, 2020 01:50
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Looks like he paid someone on threebee to make it!!
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Jun 15, 2020 01:52
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You see because three is a smaller number than five.
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I still haven't finished the Righteous Jardacia because I had other poo poo to do this weekend. But I got past a part where the ex-gf/demon Yelyah murders the avatar Yelhsa by literally stabbing him in the back. The subtlety and nuance in this work of art is just breathtaking. Also I had a weird thought. I wonder if this Solaran stuff really was come up with by a guy named John Edwards (no, not that one)/Lord Avatar I? He supposedly died in 2010, but for being the founder of the faith there's surprisingly little mention of him. I'm assuming it's true because if Ashley came up with it himself you know he'd be the first Lord Avatar. Still, it's kind of weird how reticent they are about the original guy. Turpitude II posted:wow, neat bug monster, ashley. i made some fan art of it. i hope u do not mind, but the reference picture was only neck-up, so i used creative license and imagined its arms. i hope you sign up to our forums soon so u can tell me more about this cool creature u made Also how the hell did I miss this? 
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Julius CSAR posted:
more like King Gut if I’m recalling it right, a pharaoh of old would, from time to time (I want to say once a decade or so), be asked to complete a sort of symbolic obstacle course as a way of demonstrating that he was still in possession of his wits and not obviously having one foot in the sarcophagus this jerk would get winded lifting his dead rear end from the throne, and then try to bribe a lookalike to do it for a quarter of a loaf of bread and a withered onion (roughly $5 in today’s money)
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Jun 15, 2020 02:13
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I found a new, totally original symbol for the Solaran Faith to use:
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Jun 15, 2020 02:17
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Deep down this guy obviously hates everything about himself very much and somehow he's the only one that doesn't know it.
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Jun 15, 2020 02:43
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Applewhite posted:I found a new, totally original symbol for the Solaran Faith to use: Qapla'
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The_Continental posted:Heres an older iteration of his "not a swastika" lol it’s literally the blood and honor flag.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afrikaner_Weerstandsbeweging
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Jun 15, 2020 04:10
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Sooo whos gonna cough up the 15quid to become a grand bleep bloop in his religion?
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Jun 15, 2020 04:50
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Nobody wants to follow a dude who can't even write his own scripture. Talk about a complete lack of dedication.
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Jun 15, 2020 04:59
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The_Continental posted:Sooo whos gonna cough up the 15quid to become a grand bleep bloop in his religion? I would do it to see what goofy poo poo you get access to, but he's a racist and nasty to poor people so no. Are those membership titles metaphorical or are you literally the High Priest if you pay 12 pounds a month? Cause if one of you guys wants to be Lord Avatar III that's the way to do it, apparently.
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Jun 15, 2020 05:37
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Lol, he's been deleting tweets. He kept this one up, though... https://twitter.com/LordAvatarII/status/1261087190123241473
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Jun 15, 2020 05:42
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Bogus Adventure posted:Lol, he's been deleting tweets. He kept this one up, though... Its kind of impressive how he got the worst possible haircut for his weird peanut head
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Its kind of impressive how he got the worst possible haircut for his weird peanut head That is but one example of the vast powers he wields as a Lard Avatar.
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Jun 15, 2020 06:03
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lmao it really does look like a peanut
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Jun 15, 2020 06:55
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I keep expecting a Python/Gilliam animation from this.
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Jun 15, 2020 07:14
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Jun 15, 2020 09:26
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print on the t-shirt looks like Lard Avatar
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Jun 15, 2020 09:41
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Someone make a 'Lard Avatar II' gimmick account.
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So proud of my beloved adopted hometown for producing SEA PATROL and now this. Just tremendous content.
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Jun 15, 2020 10:53
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The fact that his last few tweets are mostly about his gamer score are funny in contrast to his asserted role as figurehead of a religious movement Imagine if the pope showed up in robes and poo poo in front of the cheering masses of the vatican and was like "I got plat on COD"
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Its kind of impressive how he got the worst possible haircut for his weird peanut head He's in denial about losing his hair so he's doing that thing guys do where they let the little stringy bits of what's left hang down over their forehead.
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Jun 15, 2020 14:40
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Mel Mudkiper posted:his gamer score His what now?
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Turpitude II posted:wow, neat bug monster, ashley. i made some fan art of it. i hope u do not mind, but the reference picture was only neck-up, so i used creative license and imagined its arms. i hope you sign up to our forums soon so u can tell me more about this cool creature u made You fool! You complete idiot! You turned his necklace into his chin!   See? I highlighted where the actual chin is! Now you're going to... wherever his religion's version of Hell is... London? Manchester?
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Kheldarn posted:You fool! You complete idiot! You turned his necklace into his chin! is this what a schism looks like
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Kheldarn posted:You fool! You complete idiot! You turned his necklace into his chin! It's a Barnacle Jim Yelyah
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Hammerite posted:is this what a schism looks like lol
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Hammerite posted:is this what a schism looks like Yeah, this is the beginning of the "High Chinners" vs. the "Low Chinners" schism. Multitudes will die over this.
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