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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Samuringa posted:

goons cannot help replying "Its fake :smug:" to any content posted in this site

this post is fake :rolleyes:

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new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

this post is fake :rolleyes:



they built a monument to my mixtape

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

this post is fake :rolleyes:



Oh I just realised this is New South Wales.

So it a) having a Museum of Fire and b) currently being on fire are both incredibly likely circumstances.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Boba Pearl posted:

I think everything is real, my life is filled with amazement and wonder, ya'll would be jealous.

i get the same thing by assuming everything is terrible

Chirk Manbote
Apr 19, 2012

Zetsubou-san posted:

i get the same thing by assuming everything is terrible


ah hahah, but get this, I, the galaxy brain, simply do not care if anything is real or fake and live life as a merry cartoon cherub (yes it drives my analytical partner mad)

funny image penance:

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

William Murderface Murderface Murderface

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

this post is fake :rolleyes:



I hope the museum of smoke is right next to it.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Nastyman posted:

William Murderface Murderface Murderface

Dude next to her looks tall as a tree.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Congrats to Katy Perry on this landmark ruling.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

SpacePig posted:

Congrats to Katy Perry on this landmark ruling.

A spokesman for Perry quoted her as saying:

"Doodly doo ding dong doodly doodly doo."

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Memento posted:

Oh I just realised this is New South Wales.

So it a) having a Museum of Fire and b) currently being on fire are both incredibly likely circumstances.

I went looking to see what it actually is because I'd never heard of this museum in my city before. Turns out it's for kids to learn about fire safety and not really a museum.

d3lness
Feb 19, 2011

Unicorns are metal. Gundanium alloy to be exact...

Some of these knock offs aren't even trying anymore.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Inceltown posted:

I went looking to see what it actually is because I'd never heard of this museum in my city before. Turns out it's for kids to learn about fire safety and not really a museum.

Looks like a pretty memorable lesson.

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Looks like a pretty memorable lesson.

They do this stuff all the time where they show how fast a fake room or tailor will go up by starting an intentional grease fire or whatever.
I don't know if that's done here but our local FD did it a couple times when I was a kid.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I think fire services everywhere basically live for blowing up chip pans.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
My fire safety lesson is to show six year olds The Station fire video on youtube.

And then say "If anyone ever tells you fire safety is stupid, I want you to remember this video, then punch them in the loving throat."


My parole officer says that in three years I can have a normal job again.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

OwlFancier posted:

I think fire services everywhere basically live for blowing up chip pans.
Except for where they live for blowing up turkey fryers or lighting Christmas trees like candles.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

OwlFancier posted:

I think fire services everywhere basically live for blowing up chip pans.

Nothing like a lesson from a Fire Marshal. Let me show ya somethin'!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UpZZGeOP2Q

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


zedprime posted:

Except for where they live for blowing up turkey fryers or lighting Christmas trees like candles.
Don't forget blowing mannequins' arms off, exploding watermelons, and setting children's clothes on fire with fireworks.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I definitely feel the OOF on this one

I love some of his books but eeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Foglet
Jun 17, 2014

Reality is an illusion.
The universe is a hologram.
Buy gold.

Titerature World

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Avatar/post combo

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Samovar posted:

Avatar/post combo

:shrug: someone bought it for me after someone gave me an insanely racist one

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

teen witch posted:

:shrug: someone bought it for me after someone gave me an insanely racist one

It's a beautifully well done avatar, so money well spent whoever did it.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Nothing like a lesson from a Fire Marshal. Let me show ya somethin'!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UpZZGeOP2Q

It's nice to be reminded every now and then just how much the last scenario and DAG's response have informed me sense of humor.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Pick posted:

Sleepnir

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


Video Nasty posted:

The opening couple seconds should give it away because he's not playing the hi-hat yet it is still audibly being played. :ssh:

ElGroucho posted:

There's a second drummer who is still playing at first behind and to his right

Useless posted:

Second drummer, like other buddy said - but if you were going to go the lengths to create a CG body double for the kid, rig it, match it to a full size double and an audio track, why gently caress up the starting audio? If that's a fake it's insanely well done - there's a reason you don't see a lot of fake videos with clear instrument playing, you need to match both momentum and beat over and over and that's hard as hell. No editing trick can do that.

The audio is slightly out of sync geniuses. Am I reading this right and all this goony Occam's Razoring you still come up with "they trained a child to flail at a drumkit with perfect timing and technique so that a second drummer could sit behind him and play the exact hits 0.5 seconds afterwards, also they muted the childs drumkit somehow"

BillyC
Feb 19, 2013

everythin' under heaven is in utter chaos, cloud


Bread Liar

NtotheTC posted:

The audio is slightly out of sync geniuses. Am I reading this right and all this goony Occam's Razoring you still come up with "they trained a child to flail at a drumkit with perfect timing and technique so that a second drummer could sit behind him and play the exact hits 0.5 seconds afterwards, also they muted the childs drumkit somehow"

cool things aren't possible

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

The New York Times posted:

Pretty sure this is the same drummer kid, there’s tons of videos of him playing on his Instagram

https://www.instagram.com/p/BqXwxeLhoEO/?igshid=1jtn97ofgon5z

I retract my previous callout of this mad-skills drummer prodigy child.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Saturday’s Trump rally lookin good

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

jojoinnit posted:

Human Catapede?

Caterpillar, duh.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



teen witch posted:

:shrug: someone bought it for me after someone gave me an insanely racist one

In retrospect, it would have been funnier had I gone with name/post combo, but alas, I was undone by my innate incapability.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


If I had to guess, I'd say the guy is blaming his farts for something that is actually the result of his terrible wiping or lack thereof.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






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Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
It's definitely a fat dude who doesn't wipe the top of his rear end crack. When I worked in a group home we'd see the most heinous poo poo, literally and metaphorically.

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