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starkebn posted:how do you deal with lantana? just take it out by hand, or do you know of another way of dealing with a place that is absolutely infested with it? My parents had a couple of acres worth of the poo poo on the propery where I grew up. It is extremely tenacious once it sets in. In order to take it back Dad would a) Slash it back with a metal blade on the slasher b) Poison it c) Burn it off once it had died There was so much of it, it was basically a losing battle. We'd kill off a couple of dozen square meters and it would come back extremely quickly. poo poo is a loving nightmare when it's established. NSW Weedwise (not as fun as it sounds) has some good info, including methods for various herbicides. https://weeds.dpi.nsw.gov.au/Weeds/Details/78#:~:text=Cut%20stems%20off%20at%20about,regrows%20vigorously%20from%20untreated%20stems. e: What a crappy snipe.
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Think I've done myself a mischief bogoons bloke in the flat downstairs had a leak back in feb. i hadnt met the guy but due to the builders needing access to my balcony to fix the leak we got chatting. seemed decent enough of a bloke. he let me in to the car park one time when I forgot my garage swipe tag. repaid the favor with a foil, as is the way (and he mentioned he smoked weed previously) last friday he asks me if Im home. I was out so I say no. Wanted to buy a stick so I told him when I would be home, said I heard him playing COD and we should have a game. Give him some weed the next day and play some COD. fine. to cut to the meat of it, I get the impression he has lost his job and hes lying about actually being on LSL. doesnt quite check out because he got a new job in the past 6mo or so (I noticed he got a company car) and his story changed from LSL to 'yeah they told me they needed the ute back because i was off leave for so long, so asked me to resign and they will re-hire me when I want to come back.' I asked if his misso smoked and he said no, never. later that day asks for some more weed 'later'. I oblige, saying come up when you want some. turns out 'later' is right in the middle of my livestream gig Im enjoying and I am personally about 5 cones deep and enjoying myself. I let him in. turns out he wants to smoke here. ugh. anyway this dude is in my flat smoking my weed interrupting my live gig. I kind of try and lead him into talking if hes got some poo poo going on cos I like to help people out with that poo poo and he seems like the kind of guy with poo poo mates that wouldnt really be available for that. hes a bit on edge and mentioned his mrs is asleep and he came up to hang out. I suggested that if he has a problem with weed (or she does) im not the best person to be hanging around. I go for an easy let down by saying Im getting an early night as my roster is changing and Im gonna behave for the next few weeks, tafe wrapping up etc. he leaves. cue this arvo when I get home. he hears me get home and asks to play COD. Im in a game with mates already and tell him to wait and I'll invite. I forget to, and i hear some knocking at the door a few min later. I had headphones on so not 100% sure if it was that or not, but definitely came from the door. TLDR this guy who isnt really my cup of tea but otherwise OK seems like hes using me to sneak bongs away from his Misso. I should not be enabling him, right? had I known any of that stuff I wouldnt be offering him weed. Im also conscious of the fact that if hes hiding regular drug use from his fiance then maaaaaaybe you have problems you are not addressing. additionally i dont want to piss this guy off since we are neighbors after all and he seems a bit cagey. what would goons do?
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Outrail posted:That's a decent chunk of land. Goats, sheep, cattle and deer have all been on the land and none of them will touch the stuff
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 10:14 |
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Laserface posted:Think I've done myself a mischief bogoons Find a new place to live. Only option.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 10:20 |
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Let him come over but only if he posts on the forums. Show his posts to his fiance. The perfect spiders web. Or just smoke bongs with the dude
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Let him come over but only if he posts on the forums. Show his posts to his fiance. The perfect spiders web. Or just smoke bongs with the dude Id smoke bongs with the dude if I a) smoked bongs and b) enjoyed smoking bongs with other people. he also wears a hat indoors at night so yeah I reckon hes a pedophile.
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give a man weed more than once and he becomes accustomed to it and just expects you to be his weed source, it happened to me in regards to my brother and it always just seemed easier to acquiesce than to tell him to get hosed. Its tough because after you smoke some weed the last thing you wanna do is be aggressive in telling a guy to gently caress off and get his own.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 10:37 |
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It sounds like you want us to tell you to do what will make you happy but can I recommend doing the exact opposite and documenting it in real time
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Laserface posted:Think I've done myself a mischief bogoons Yup, you just might be fucken hooped here matey.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 10:48 |
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Laserface posted:Think I've done myself a mischief bogoons move house immediately
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BurgerQuest posted:move house immediately This and also set fire to the building when you leave.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 10:55 |
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that's a handsome av burger q.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 11:00 |
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Build a new house not up to code and move him into it
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 11:02 |
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gently caress his misso
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Caesar Saladin posted:give a man weed more than once and he becomes accustomed to it and just expects you to be his weed source, it happened to me in regards to my brother and it always just seemed easier to acquiesce than to tell him to get hosed. Its tough because after you smoke some weed the last thing you wanna do is be aggressive in telling a guy to gently caress off and get his own. yeah i gotta put my foot down on this because while vaping is efficient (uses way less and it can be reused to make edibles) smoking it is not. I generally share weed with mates on my vape or for a doobie gratis but smoking cones is off the menu. Malcolm Turnbeug posted:It sounds like you want us to tell you to do what will make you happy but can I recommend doing the exact opposite and documenting it in real time I enjoy your posts a lot and consider you to be a cool dude so Im considering it. Ive already made several poor decisions wrt this bloke so why not pile some on? BurgerQuest posted:move house immediately basically what everyone i have told has said. Airstream Driver posted:gently caress his misso my friend suggested coming onto him to scare him off but its 2020 so I'd probably end up getting my rear end eaten as payment for all the weed hes smoked.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 11:18 |
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Laserface posted:
This is a mental image I needed
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 11:42 |
Laserface posted:my friend suggested coming onto him to scare him off but its 2020 so I'd probably end up getting my rear end eaten as payment for all the weed hes smoked. Nothing wrong with that hey.
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ili posted:Nothing wrong with that hey. I mean no, there isn't, but also there absolutely is.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 11:51 |
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what's worse? lantana or cone blowflys
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 11:57 |
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starkebn posted:Goats, sheep, cattle and deer have all been on the land and none of them will touch the stuff Lantana is highly toxic. Laserface posted:what would goons do? Plant some Lantana in his house.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 12:06 |
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pack him a couple of lantana cones
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 12:24 |
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Go over to his house and get his missus stoned on edibles.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 13:27 |
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i was going to suggest inviting his wife over to smoke lol
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 13:37 |
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just seduce the wife tbh
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It's a shame NVJ was banned, for he'd surely know what to do.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 21:10 |
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ili posted:It's a shame NVJ was banned, for he'd surely know what to do. We really need to get some "WWNVJD" bracelets made up.
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anti-magic posted:We really need to get some "WWNVJD" bracelets made up.
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 01:10 |
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Plant blackberries to strangle the lantana then release goats to deal with the blackberries. Then release panthers to deal with the goats.
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 01:24 |
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I actually tried that lmao. Blackberries are crazy expensive and take heaps of water to get going comparatively so it didn't work out and they actually just got choked out by the Lantana
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 01:28 |
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Could be a lazy poo poo and put down carpet/plastic in patches. After a few years everything is dead and you can put down a bulk of native seeds and hope they establish first.
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 01:37 |
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Laserface posted:Think I've done myself a mischief bogoons Don't just drop what you are doing to give away cones whenever someone rocks up or they'll keep rocking up. Be explicit and about when you are available and how long for. Drop some barriers and make it a little harder than just knocking on your door, tell em they gotta come back in 2 hours, or tommorow, or whatever. That way they cant rely on getting a smoke from you and using your place to hang out, they gotta actually put some thought into coming round.
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 01:57 |
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First thing you learn is that you always gotta wait
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 01:59 |
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it is curious how drug dealers business model is almost in complete contradiction to every other business yet still so hugely successful. I guess it goes to show that good products absolutely absolve poor customer service.
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ili posted:It's a shame NVJ was banned, for he'd surely know what to do. yeah he'd keep pestering OP and lyin to his partner lmao
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 02:23 |
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well why not posted:yeah he'd keep pestering OP and lyin to his partner lmao haha
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 02:27 |
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Jestery posted:This is a mental image I needed I've met laserface so I can paint a good picture of that for you if you want Laserface posted:I guess it goes to show that good products absolutely absolve poor customer service. Absofucking lutely
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 03:32 |
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nvjs aura has bits of peas and carrots in it
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tardwrangler posted:nvjs aura has bits of peas and carrots in it NVJ's aura is a bright turmeric yellow and smells like toasted peanuts
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 04:54 |
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NVJ championed turmeric flavour Faygo to appeal to a wider demographic but was turned down
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The plumber tells me he needs to dig a trench to put a second toilet in and it'll be nearly a grands worth of labour but it's not that much work if I want to do it myself and I start shadow boxing immediately
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