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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

MelvinBison posted:

That was my intended point. I think I was just bad at telling :thejoke:.

It's cool, I've probably just developed a degree of density from seeing misinformation everywhere these days :)

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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Funion posted:

the ride never ends


"This is why I consider them terrorists:"



- murder
- re-education camps
- extra taxes

ALL EQUALLY AS BAD

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS


My confederate flag loving dad. :(

Golbez
Oct 9, 2002

1 2 3!
If you want to take a shot at me get in line, line
1 2 3!
Baby, I've had all my shots and I'm fine
pfft, your dad is a bandwagoner. My mom is a true hipster, having made her Facebook banner the actual Confederate flag (like, the 1861-1863 stars and bars) because she's a more intellectual racist than you find in literally 100% of her media and shares, I guess.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Golbez posted:

pfft, your dad is a bandwagoner. My mom is a true hipster, having made her Facebook banner the actual Confederate flag (like, the 1861-1863 stars and bars) because she's a more intellectual racist than you find in literally 100% of her media and shares, I guess.

Hey now, he's always been a fan of it. Every time something pops up about one of the statues he posts about how it's history!

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Medullah posted:



My confederate flag loving dad. :(

i bet if you took all those same elements and shaped it like a dick they wouldn't be as eager to defend it

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Medullah posted:



My confederate flag loving dad. :(
"liberty"

~liberty~

liberty:

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Only 11 states seceded, the other two stars represent aims of violent expansion against the US even if you hold that secession was extremely good. Why do they hate our country and our troops?

Axetrain posted:

I know everyone already knows but I still feel compelled to point out the pyramids were not built by slaves.

And also the goal isn't taking down anything built by slaves, it's removing things that honour slave owners.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

I once had a supervisor who swore that the Civil War was never about slavery, even when shown literal historical documents where Civil War leaders say "Yes, this is about slavery. We are very clearly and unambiguously stating in no uncertain terms that we are seceding because we loving love slavery and want to continue owning people as property."

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

the_steve posted:

I once had a supervisor who swore that the Civil War was never about slavery, even when shown literal historical documents where Civil War leaders say "Yes, this is about slavery. We are very clearly and unambiguously stating in no uncertain terms that we are seceding because we loving love slavery and want to continue owning people as property."

Alexander Stephens, the confederate vice president, is the most famous one to give one of these "no, lemme be clear, slavery is good and we are doing this because we are white supremacists" speeches.

Yes, he's still in the national statuary hall in the capital, alongside pals Robert Lee and Jeff Davis. Why wouldn't he be??

V-Men
Aug 15, 2001

Don't it make your dick bust concrete to be in the same room with two noble, selfless public servants.

the_steve posted:

I once had a supervisor who swore that the Civil War was never about slavery, even when shown literal historical documents where Civil War leaders say "Yes, this is about slavery. We are very clearly and unambiguously stating in no uncertain terms that we are seceding because we loving love slavery and want to continue owning people as property."

Yeah but you're not that person so you can't really say you know what they were thinking when they said slavery is good and they were fighting to keep it. Meanwhile look at this Youtube comment I saved

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

The red background represents the blood of Christ. The white circle in the middle represents the protection of God. And the black, 4-armed cross looking thing in the middle represents a big hug from Jesus and God at the same time we totally swear! Why are you so mean to us about our heritage? :cry:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The AWB actually tried that one.

The three sevens represent the number of final victory and the Trinity, to oppose the number 666, the number of the anti-Christ, red represents Jesus' blood and the struggle of the Christians, and the inner white circle symbolizes the purity of the Holy Spirit and eternal life.

Of course it does. No other inspirations or cultural references there.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


I love how the Confederate constitution was an almost copy/paste of the US Constitution...except they banned states from getting rid of slavery.

State’s rights is obviously what they were fighting for.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

I don't see why this is crazy, it's clearly targeted at the Confederate flag wavers!

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I wish the north had won the civil war

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
Have I been transported into the world of Benioff & Weiss' Confederates?

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better


The battle flag of North Virginia, a state that very much still exists

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost

Bizarro Kanyon posted:

I love how the Confederate constitution was an almost copy/paste of the US Constitution...except they banned states from getting rid of slavery.

State’s rights is obviously what they were fighting for.



To say nothing of how salty they were about the Fugitive Slave Act

"Not only can you Northerners not ban slavery in the South, if a slave escapes from us YOU GOTTA SEND 'EM BACK YOU PROMISED gently caress your states' rights to not have slavery too"

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

CuddleCryptid posted:

The battle flag of North Virginia, a state that very much still exists

People like to rag on confederate fanboys for using the virginia battle flag but the actual CSA flag is dogshit so who can blame them

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

It's really sad to find out about John Schneider.

https://youtu.be/HoH5Mk1wMzw

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through

RagnarokAngel posted:

People like to rag on confederate fanboys for using the virginia battle flag but the actual CSA flag is dogshit so who can blame them

you mean the state flag of Georgia right

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS


This is definitely not someone I got 50% of my genetics from nosiree.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

RagnarokAngel posted:

People like to rag on confederate fanboys for using the virginia battle flag but the actual CSA flag is dogshit so who can blame them

Ngl the US flag is also pretty dogshit.

borkencode
Nov 10, 2004

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

Did Lady Liberty own slaves, commit acts of genocide, rape and maim, or take up arms to fight within a traitor army? If so, then yes - tear it down. If not, I think it's ok to remain standing.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
take it down, but rebuilt it with a copper alloy that doesnt oxize so we have a large shining statue every sunny day.

totalnewbie
Nov 13, 2005

I was born and raised in China, lived in Japan, and now hold a US passport.

I am wrong in every way, all the damn time.

Ask me about my tattoos.

PhazonLink posted:

take it down, but rebuilt it with a copper alloy that doesnt oxize so we have a large shining statue every sunny day.

:science:
The green patina comes from sulfides, not oxides (which are black).

:goonsay:

sweart gliwere
Jul 5, 2005

better to die an evil wizard,
than to live as a grand one.
Pillbug

PhazonLink posted:

take it down, but rebuilt it with a copper alloy that doesnt oxize so we have a large shining statue every sunny day.

Or just bring back the WPA, with a team of scrubbers and shiners for Lady Liberty

Grimdude
Sep 25, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on

It's amazing that someone thought this was an intelligible point worth sharing.

We just need to find common ground with people like that though. *shrug*

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Lady Liberty hides in terror from all these teeming masses yearning to be free

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




Ok grandma, I don’t think kids even really do that anymore.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Their response would be, "if I pull them up you'll be able to see my package!"

'Them' being the underwear not the pants.

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

Their response would be, "if I pull them up you'll be able to see my package!"

'Them' being the underwear not the pants.

Grandma is jonesin'

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


This old one popped up again.


I truly hate “agree to disagree” but then the next guy goes full “own the libs” bs.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

didn't he burn books about 'degenerate' sciences like studies on homosexuality and transgenderism, I bet if you gave right-wingers a list of titles without telling them who was doing the burning they'd approve of >90% of it

and who is that a picture of because it aint Adolf Hitler

e: lol it's a picture of former Conservative PM David Cameron, with a hitler mustache photoshopped on
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/14/attlee-descendant-suspended-from-labour-over-cameron-hitler-image

VitalSigns fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Jun 25, 2020

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


VitalSigns posted:

didn't he burn books about 'degenerate' sciences like studies on homosexuality and transgenerism, I bet if you gave right-wingers a list of titles without telling them who was doing the burning they'd approve of >90% of it

and who is that a picture of because it aint Adolf Hitler

I thought the image looked weird (like an actor playing Hitler).

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VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_book_burnings

quote:

All of the following types of literature, as described by the Nazis, were to be banned:
  • The works of traitors, emigrants and authors from foreign countries who believe they can attack and denigrate the new Germany (H. G. Wells, Romain Rolland);
  • The literature of Marxism, Communism and Bolshevism;
  • Pacifist literature;
  • Literature with liberal, democratic tendencies and attitudes, and writings supporting the Weimar Republic (Walther Rathenau, Heinrich Mann, Thomas Mann);
  • All historical writings whose purpose is to denigrate the origin, the spirit and the culture of the German Volk, or to dissolve the racial and structural order of the Volk, or that denies the force and importance of leading historical figures in favor of egalitarianism and the masses, and which seeks to drag them through the mud (Emil Ludwig);
  • Books that advocate "art" which is decadent, bloodless, or purely constructivist (George Grosz, Otto Dix, Bauhaus, Felix Mendelssohn);
  • Writings on sexuality and sexual education which serve the egocentric pleasure of the individual and thus, completely destroy the principles of race and Volk (Magnus Hirschfeld);
  • The decadent, destructive and Volk-damaging writings of "Asphalt and Civilization" literati: (Oskar Maria Graf, Heinrich Mann, Stefan Zweig, Jakob Wassermann, Franz Blei);
  • Literature by Jewish authors, regardless of the field;
  • Popular entertainment literature that depicts life and life's goals in a superficial, unrealistic and sickly sweet manner, based on a bourgeois or upper class view of life;
  • Patriotic kitsch in literature.
  • Pornography and explicit literature by Jewish authors.
  • All books degrading German purity.

what the gently caress did they have against Felix Mendelssohn

but yeah most of that is stuff that would make right-wingers here ecstatic if they heard of it being burned, almost all if you replace the German purity stuff with "Real American"

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