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SilvergunSuperman posted:You're a loser! Which means I'm a loser! Which means my dad was right! You blew it, man! I work at a florist and whenever I'm prepping roses I hear hank's voice say "we have to remove an interior petal..." and lol at the judge for describing bobby's rose as a floribunda. bitch it's a hybrid tea, do you not see the single borne flowers on top of long sturdy canes?
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They all look like an anus on a stem to me.
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“Lao Tsu lived in a hut and ATE STRAW!”
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SilvergunSuperman posted:They all look like an anus on a stem to me. People see what they want to see
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What are you growing? Roses. Oh, those are legal now you can grow them outside.
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I'd say my favourite episode is possibly the one (I forget the name) from the most famous YouTube poop video; the mower show, coupled with the Boggle tournament, in Dallas/sallaD. "Peggy Hill is down to her last BENcil..."
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My favorite episode of King of the Hill is that youtube poop itself. Boggle!
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"Hank, take my rear end" is the best KotH quote, i bout lost my mind just now hahahaPlant MONSTER. posted:I love that episode but ever since I was a wee bab I had to close my eyes when Dale starts smashing up all the cockroaches. Insect gore makes me nauseous, lol, like why did they have to choose accurate coloring for that scene? hahaha yeah and they commit to the stains on his clothes too. Very gross, cockroach guts especially remind me of that nasty cheese some ppl put in lasagna. in college i did a series of paintings where i used thick gel medium to make thicc paint and painted little cockroaches on some paintings. They were enough to cast a shadow under the right lighting, and I even used longest wiry beard hairs as their antennae.
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I think I have a brain problem because I've watched Hank of the Hill by Durhamrockerz so much I can remember every word.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Excuse me, sir, the quote is "BOTH OF EM!" he has his limits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69-kUpsQKFI
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Hihohe posted:I think I have a brain problem because I've watched Hank of the Hill by Durhamrockerz so much I can remember every word. same, lmao OIL PAINTINGS OIL PAINTINGS SEAKING SEAKING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTdxPliBdZs god it's all so stupid and it still slays me
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Hihohe posted:I think I have a brain problem because I've watched Hank of the Hill by Durhamrockerz so much I can remember every word. I can't watch that original episode anymore because I'm so used to the poop version. BOGGLE?!
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Another Bill posted:"Gat dangit Bobby this is an R95 mask, I asked for an N95. You want me to catch Co-ro-na" "If it's anything like the beer, it's not going to be much of a flu."
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"Hank, in my opinion, the Cohona virus is just as bad as the flu, if not worse."
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BigDave posted:"Hank, in my opinion, the Cohona virus is just as bad as the flu, if not worse." It's probably polio.
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JR JR hes a really bad guy who lives on a ranch with his mooooom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl-2yvK0KXA
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BigDave posted:"Hank, in my opinion, the Cohona virus is just as bad as the flu, if not worse." Or would she roll the R for 20 minutes, I wonder Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrona
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GolfHole posted:JR JR hes a really bad guy who lives on a ranch with his mooooom Your bimonthly reminder hank was going to call thatherton a motherfucker
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Lol, I just watched “Father of the bribe” recently and at one point Kahn starts yelling at hank in Laotian as he leaves and Hank mutters under his breath: “yeah yeah, I’m a boiled Ox Penis”... Had never noticed that before. Also, I have a question: In “death buys a timeshare”, what’s the end game? So, Hank now owns a timeshare? Didn’t the guy say that they would raise condo fees, and ultimately take peoples houses? He risked his entire home and family’s well being so his dad could be in El Presidente? Even for Hank, that seems crappy as hell
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Code Jockey posted:Or would she roll the R for 20 minutes, I wonder La Corroña Virus
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namlosh posted:Lol, I just watched “Father of the bribe” recently and at one point Kahn starts yelling at hank in Laotian as he leaves and Hank mutters under his breath: “yeah yeah, I’m a boiled Ox Penis”... I think he just rented a condo for a week and didn't actually agree to owning a timeshare forever
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namlosh posted:Lol, I just watched “Father of the bribe” recently and at one point Kahn starts yelling at hank in Laotian as he leaves and Hank mutters under his breath: “yeah yeah, I’m a boiled Ox Penis”... small price to pay for the chance to hang out with O'Kelly
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Another Bill posted:AMERICANS CAN'T OWN LAND IN MEXICO I thought this was true and then my spanish teacher explained to me that it only applies next to the border and even then they have 99 year leases if you really want a plot in Tijuana or something
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:I thought this was true and then my spanish teacher explained to me that it only applies next to the border and even then they have 99 year leases if you really want a plot in Tijuana or something Wow your spanish teacher knows El Presidente? Can they get me on the boat?  I've been down to Jamaica a bunch and I was stunned to find out that foreigners can own whatever they want down there without restrictions. It's not that big an island!
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My people do not wish death on the people of Denton, but a crushing defeat would be just swell
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Oh man, I just bought some blanks and I'm going to dye-sub my own. Now I have to think of some other clever ideas, because I bought a box of them.
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How do we not have a YTP of Kahn singing a cover of Ocean Man called Laotian Man? Somebody really dropped the ball there.
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Lincoln posted:Oh man, I just bought some blanks and I'm going to dye-sub my own. Now I have to think of some other clever ideas, because I bought a box of them. Robocop. Judge Dredd.
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Bev-Bev-Beverly Hills-Cop
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Old Mrs Dweyer sure did like concrete amphibians, it's a shame one ended up killing her.
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I just realized I will never hear a new Huey Lewis and the News song
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Funny story... ... I bought these the day John Lennon was shot!
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I'm goin' down to the corn dog shack to watch the girlies make lem-o-nade.
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