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Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID. THERE ARE 4 SIMULTANEOUS 24 HOUR DAYS WITHIN A SINGLE ROTATION OF EARTH

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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID. THERE ARE 4 SIMULTANEOUS 24 HOUR DAYS WITHIN A SINGLE ROTATION OF EARTH

lol

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
pre:
Perfect Dark es un juego impresionante que aprovecha al máximo las
capacidades de la Nintendo 64. Siempre me han interesado los juegos que
utilizan Inteligencia Artificial y creo que por el momento este es el mejor. Los
programadores y diseñadores de Rareware han logrado de nuevo una obra
maestra y han demostrado que lo importante de las consolas está en los
creadores de sus juegos.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Inteligencia Artificial.....magnífica

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

1-A: Introduction

Testing, testing, one, two, three... good, the microphone's working okay.
*ahem*
It's me, Soniclover. The guy who makes pointless topics on the SGSB when he's
bored. Thank you for your interest in my Luigi's Adventures FAQ.
I have documented all Luigi's stories about his adventures, word for word. I
have also documented all the Super Luigi books, which tell similar stories.
This FAQ wouldn't be a Luigi's Adventures FAQ without the Super Luigi books,
would it now?


1-B: Version history

Version 1.00 (Oct 21 2004)
...Erm, since this is the first FAQ version, I suppose there's no history of
note.

Version 1.01 (Oct 23 2004)
Added "Hatesong Tower" to the list.

Version 1.02 (Nov 9 2004)
By request of "ihavespaceballs", added comments from Luigi's partners.

Version 1.03 (Nov 12 2004)
Added "Super Luigi Book" to the list. Planning to extend the FAQ to include
all five volumes of the Super Luigi series.

Version 1.04 (Dec 30 2004)
Happy new year! Added the Super Luigi books to the FAQ by popular demand.
Removed the quotation marks from the beginning and end of all the stories.


1-C: Technical junk

I did not get Luigi's permission to reproduce his stories in document form.
'Course, it's hard to get permission from a video game character. Well, you
get my point.

If you want to mention something to me, here's my e-mail address. Please, do
not abuse it.
hwhiii@earthlink.net

Did I forget anything? I don't think I did.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/gamecube/920182-paper-mario-the-thousand-year-door/faqs/33149

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
pre:
Så er det bare å ønske deg god lesning, og god gjennomgang av mitt
absolutte favorittskytespill: Perfect Dark!

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

shout outs to my boy "ihavespaceballs" keepin me on the straight and narrow

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
The UN meets and everyone is discussing which country has the best local language guides on gamefaqs.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
I could do this all day
pre:
Surprise the guards
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
If you catch the guards off guard (no pun intended) it’ll be easier to survive.

Sivek
Nov 12, 2012

I was looking for some of the version differences for the original Resident Evil a while back and I fell into this hole.

I'm happy this info exists and I hope BeerSxRepeat eventually figured out why sometimes Chris needs to turn the crank twice instead of three times.

herculon
Sep 7, 2018

drat! That thing sure is UGLY! Cling to the right side of the first platform
and shoot the fish quickly before its small flames reach you (Note: you
cannot kill the flames it shoots out, they look exactly like the flames in
this level that you could kill..)
It will sink back into the water and pop up again somewhere else. Be sure to
stay on the platforms and not sink into the water.
When it pops up, just fire at it some more until it dies (take THAT!
gwahaha, ugly thing...) it takes about 17 hits to kill it.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Here's a guide to every ending in every Mario game, including Super Mario Brothers in the "Wristwatch" console section and the Donkey Kong Country games for some reason: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/nes/525245-super-mario-bros-3/faqs/28593

in case anyone needs it

quote:

Endings: I have very little information on this. From what I know, it's
part of the Game & Watch series. If anyone has more information
on this, please e-mail me (you will be credited).

Eknight01 (gamefaqs) says:

Obviously, there isnt much of an ending... it's a watch. You start out on
the bottom right and jump and dodge your way up to Bowser, 3 levels up, on
the top right, jumping over floor gaps and fireballs shot by piranah plants,
never gets any harder, just keep racking up points.

Martman fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Jun 16, 2020

Frenz
Jan 14, 2009

This is the best gamefaq: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/snes/554041-final-fantasy-iii/faqs/39863

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:


lol

pre:
Been there? Done that? Bought the t-shirt? Your hobbies, job, and sex life all
revolve around Final Fantasy VI and you have no idea what to do next? Master
ZED's Bugs and Glitches guide has mapped each and every known bug in this
game, and you can try them all out. Like the cancer it in fact represents,
the number of bugs is ever growing at a steady pace and ZED is always looking
for new additions.

excellent bird guy
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
RIP to Psycho Penguin, who also stole a lot of money by making shady deals through Gamefaqs. Pretty cool super 90s trolls guy. I pulled this random review:


The Action adventure genre should be ashamed of this horrible game!

Man, every time I hear someone tell me that Tomb Raider is a great game I get so mad inside. The only reason that they like the game is because of the *ahem* hero in the game. I mean the gameplay and control are so horrible in this game that I cannot fathom how anybody can possibly like it. The graphics are very pixelly, the control reeks of Chicago Bull dung, and the gameplay is quite possibly the worst I have ever seen in an action adventure game. The game is really, really bad and I definetly recommend you avoid it. No matter what. Not even to play when you need a good laugh (to get a good laugh just watch just about any Rock match.... and see how the other wrestler always seems to carry him through the match.)

Graphics (0.4/10): How could anybody not drunk off their bird think that these graphics are anywhere close to good. The graphics are so rotten and pixelly its terrible. The hero looks like a skinny prick, and the backgrounds in the game are so bad you could make out each individual pixel. Its a shame, really.

Music/Sound (0.1/10): Hahahaha, I didnt hear any good music or sound effects at all in the game.

Gameplay/Control (0.2/10): Frustrating, Frustrating, frustrating. The control in this game is so bad it makes me want to put my finger down my thoat and spew the people's vomit all over this game's candy (behind)!! Seriously, it is a chore to control Lara, and it seems like it is a sin for her to do what you control her to do. The control is so bad in this game its unreal. Gameplay is equally sweet.

Replay Value (-infinite): Ever since shooting this game with several BB bullets I havent even thunk of playing this game again.

Challenege (10/10): The two biggest challenges in this game are trying o figure out how anybody can like this sorry game, and how Eidos could screw up a game so badly like they screwed up this game.

Overall (0.1/10): Do not get this game. It is the worst Playstation game I have ever played. STAY AWAY.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Sounds like his friends wouldn't tell him the nude code

Sivek
Nov 12, 2012

excellent bird guy posted:

The game is really, really bad and I definetly recommend you avoid it. No matter what. Not even to play when you need a good laugh (to get a good laugh just watch just about any Rock match.... and see how the other wrestler always seems to carry him through the match.)
lmao

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

quote:

============================================================================
*Note: From here on, the CHAPTER NUMBER refers to the walkthrough chapter,
while the Chapter # refers to the game chapter.

CHAPTER TWELVE - Chapter 1
~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Lol

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007


lol incredible

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

lmfao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


Lol

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011


Lmao

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Arrhythmia posted:

***********************************************************************
****************** LEVEL THIRTEEN: TINY-HUGE ISLAND *******************
***********************************************************************

Ack! There are a total of 186 coins in here, and some are as tiny mario,
others as huge mario, and others can be collected by both! Therefore, i
will not even attempt such a thing unless hundreds of people e-mail me
asking me to. In other words...it's not going to happen!

***********************************************************************
******************* LEVEL FOURTEEN: TICK TOCK CLOCK *******************
***********************************************************************

Again, i'll add it if anyone WANTS it...

***********************************************************************
********************* LEVEL FIFTEEN: RAINBOW RIDE *********************
***********************************************************************

...not that you would, would you?

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

:)

==========================================
1. INTRODUCTION
==========================================
Usually a walkthrough is something that gets you past an annoying little part
in a game, so you can play on happily. Just getting a passcode you need might
help you to get on with a game, but I thought it would be a nice thing to have
a guide that would help you in the same way a good buddy of yours would do,
that has already beaten the same game.

In short: This Q/A-guide will not just supply you with the solutions but
instead get you back on the track with suggestions so you can get them
yourself.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

its a largely completely useless Silent Hill 3 FAQ that is structured as a series of hypothetical questions and answers that someone could pose at literally any intersection in the game if they were lost.

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
Battle Scenarios Guide for Super Smash Bros. Melee

one of my favourite things on the site. the FAQ is a list of the kind of matches you'd make up with your friends (like bob-ombs on high on poke floats or whatever)

that's the battle scenarios. there's also "adventure scenarios" which is just the dumb stories you'd make up in your head as a 10 year old kid about why people are fighting

quote:

>>> NAME: Gannondorf's Kid Problem: A Two Player Version
-SCENARIO CREATED BY: Flubnugget
**************************************
If you lose any stage, Gannondorf is arrested, Ness is killed, and Roy blows
up the whole world in rage.

quote:

--------------------------------------
Chapter #6
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
--------------------------------------
Kirby & Young Link Find Ness And He's.......

Kirby: Making Out!!!
Y Link: Hey Lover Boy!!!!
Kirby: Sir Kissalot!!!!!
Ness: You....You Deystroyed My Creation.!!!!!!!
Kirby: Face Me!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
--------------------------------------
BATTLE
Kirby & Young Link (Green) <VS> Ness (Blue) LVL 9
Specifications: No Weapons!!! Hand To Hand Combat!!!
Stage: Onett
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
--------------------------------------
Ness's Mom: Oh My God!! My Poor Baby!!! Why Did You Do That!?
Kirby: Well It Was Very Simple I Took My Fist And I Slammed It Into......
Ness's Mom: drat You!!!
(Door Slams)
Kirby: Where Were We?
Y Link: Oh Yeah? To Peaches Castle!
Kirby: Yeah!!!!

THE END

quote:

>>> NAME: Clone Making
-SCENARIO CREATED BY: Marth007
**************************************
Note: Use the Black costume on Marth to make him Marth007
Stamina Mode for all levels.

Good Guys:
Marth w/ Black costume (Marth007)
Mario/Dr. Mario
Luigi
Fox
Falco
Mr. G&W
Yoshi
Sonic (during story only)
Tails (during story only)

Bad Guys:
Falco (Falco Clone)
Fox (Fox Clone)
Mr. G&W w/ blue costume (Clone Maker)
Goldmember (during story only)

Note: Sonic and Tails are in the story but they can NOT fight in the battling
parts since they are NOT in the game.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Lobster Harmonica posted:

Earmarking walkthrough sections via ctrl+f codes from the table of contents, like

Forest Temple [AGHY6K]
Fire Temple [OCR4AQ]

Was the most revolutionary innovation in tech to me in the 90s. Couldn't believe the brilliance of it

absolutely 100%

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


This is loving cringe.

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like


code:
This FAQ, and all 30 other of my FAQ/Walkthroughs, are now dedicated to the 
over 3,000 innocent people killed in the World Trade Center and Pentagon 
terrorist attacks in New York City, New York, and Washington, D.C., on 
September 11, 2001. To all of the innocent working people, and FDNY Firemen, as 
well as other emergency workers, you will always be remembered. We won't stop 
until we bring these criminals to justice, your deaths were NOT IN VAIN! God 
Bless America, death to all terrorists of all races everywhere.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/gba/561559-the-legend-of-zelda-a-link-to-the-past-four-swords/faqs/20454

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
Marth007

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Lmao @ everything but especially

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

owl_pellet posted:

code:
This FAQ, and all 30 other of my FAQ/Walkthroughs, are now dedicated to the 
over 3,000 innocent people killed in the World Trade Center and Pentagon 
terrorist attacks in New York City, New York, and Washington, D.C., on 
September 11, 2001. To all of the innocent working people, and FDNY Firemen, as 
well as other emergency workers, you will always be remembered. We won't stop 
until we bring these criminals to justice, your deaths were NOT IN VAIN! God 
Bless America, death to all terrorists of all races everywhere.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/gba/561559-the-legend-of-zelda-a-link-to-the-past-four-swords/faqs/20454

Lol

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Lol but also thinking about the unstoppable march of time ravaging my body

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1291-hot-girls

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:

Sudden Javelin posted:

Battle Scenarios Guide for Super Smash Bros. Melee

one of my favourite things on the site. the FAQ is a list of the kind of matches you'd make up with your friends (like bob-ombs on high on poke floats or whatever)

that's the battle scenarios. there's also "adventure scenarios" which is just the dumb stories you'd make up in your head as a 10 year old kid about why people are fighting

badass

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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007


that guy with over 2000 tik toks saved is going to be on the news for doing something terrible

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