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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/Katiehugscats/status/1272957475247931392

Also this is why everyone's talking about cops, karens and McDonaldses on the TL today
https://twitter.com/elijahdaniel/status/1273226952518692865

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/poorlyagedstuff/status/1273248158693199873?s=21

They announced Pokemon Snap in the same presentation immediately after he tweeted this.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


zoux posted:

Also this is why everyone's talking about cops, karens and McDonaldses on the TL today
https://twitter.com/elijahdaniel/status/1273226952518692865

thank god for this caption, i found it impossible to listen to the video for even a second and i was resigned to never knowing what it's deal actually was.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Yeah I thought it was like some one at McDonalds said some poo poo under their breath but it's actually her order wasn't ready so they asked her to pull up and when they brought out her coffee first she said don't bother with the food I'm too nervous to eat it now and then she started weeping.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



15 years on the force, so she’s definitely been party to some absolute poo poo. gently caress her.

For more wholesome fun

https://twitter.com/crtremitiere/status/1272520012826370057?s=21

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Doc Hawkins posted:

thank god for this caption, i found it impossible to listen to the video for even a second and i was resigned to never knowing what it's deal actually was.

Nah you need to listen to it so you can hear her voice cracking on the verge of tears because she didn't get her McMuffin

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/PoliticsReid/status/1273246463544496131

Epic MRA Bernie Porn said

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


shuddering to think what epic mra bernie porn looks like

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Aramoro posted:

Nah you need to listen to it so you can hear her voice cracking on the verge of tears because she didn't get her McMuffin

Look, she just had a tough shift suppressing minorities and beating up black people and now shes afraid they are doing something bad to her food because she cant see it being made! Can you imagine how hard it must be for her to have that kind of pressure and anxiety just because she belongs to a certain group of people? I doubt that any group of people can relate to that!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

System Metternich posted:

shuddering to think what epic mra bernie porn looks like

"I am once again asking myself not to perform cunnilingus"

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

I really expected “I am not a luchador”

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


EL BROMANCE posted:

15 years on the force, so she’s definitely been party to some absolute poo poo. gently caress her.

a cop who was not born afraid is trained to fear, both purposefully, to give an excuse for their violence, and inadvertently, from natural human guilt.

Aramoro posted:

Nah you need to listen to it so you can hear her voice cracking on the verge of tears because she didn't get her McMuffin

to be honest i considered the possibility that it was in the same vein as that "some guy offered me a donut to let him suck my dick" video: the whole video is just a melodramatic shaggy dog story, with the actor trying to make me worried and uncomfortable, and then a punchline at the end.

i guess i wasn't far off.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Shai-Hulud posted:

Look, she just had a tough shift suppressing minorities and beating up black people and now shes afraid they are doing something bad to her food because she cant see it being made! Can you imagine how hard it must be for her to have that kind of pressure and anxiety just because she belongs to a certain group of people? I doubt that any group of people can relate to that!

yeah i can't imagine having to be afraid that at any moment people who are supposed to serve you might betray that trust to punish you arbitrarily

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Door Dash hosed up my order the other day and left off a burrito, probably because I'm a white straight male

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Moo the cow posted:

The backstory is vague, but I bet the Nakatomi Corporation didn't have $640M in their safe as a result of ethical investments.

I'm still surprised that a movie from 1988 with a Japanese company at the center of the plot doesn't suffer from Japan panic in the slightest, and subverts it by Takagi being an good boss and doing his best to protect employees.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




zoux posted:

Door Dash hosed up my order the other day and left off a burrito, probably because I'm a white straight male

I look forward to your youtube series detailing how Door Dash are victimising you for your beliefs.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Aramoro posted:

I look forward to your youtube series detailing how Door Dash are victimising you for your beliefs.

Donning wrap-around oakleys and heading to my F-150 as we speak

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


An awesome reply in the Cop Karen thread

https://twitter.com/rrinconn/status/1273152824071913474

graventy
Jul 28, 2006

Fun Shoe
Thanks for posting that tweet. I'd seen people post the video seriously and I hadn't watched it but my god what an incredible breakdown.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I'm setting the O/U on her gofundme at $250,000

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
https://twitter.com/GetDisneyPrime/status/1273235728210821120?s=19

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Skwirl posted:

Is there an opposite of the "poorly aged things" twitter account?

https://twitter.com/Med_LARPer/status/1185679509300883457?s=20

Too bad the account is some white supremacist trash.


EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



zoux posted:

Door Dash hosed up my order the other day and left off a burrito, probably because I'm a white straight male

Whenever I order pizza, there's a 70%+ chance that the dipping sauce won't be included. It happens so often across so many companies that I'm convinced it's a conspiracy, and now I want to know what are they doing with all the dips. Someone has them and I want answers.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1273195526427680775

https://twitter.com/jacobtwop/status/1272998389819551744

https://twitter.com/balmthreat/status/1272644711044562946

https://twitter.com/CaseyMalone/status/1273045621696430080

https://twitter.com/figgled/status/1270691480881881088

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/mannyfidel/status/1273277517546369024?s=21

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/AsteadWesley/status/1273292427940544518

With video
https://twitter.com/AsteadWesley/status/1273293191194836993

zoux has a new favorite as of 17:38 on Jun 17, 2020

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


EL BROMANCE posted:

dipping sauce

:wtc: Is dipping your pizza in ranch sauce or w/e really a thing in wherever you live? :psyduck:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

What, you just eat your pizza bones dry then

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

System Metternich posted:

:wtc: Is dipping your pizza in ranch sauce or w/e really a thing in wherever you live? :psyduck:

My wife is from Oklahoma and she swears by this, must be regional.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


zakharov posted:

My wife is from Oklahoma and she swears by this, must be regional.

It's a thing in some parts of Canada (Southern Ontario) but not in others (Prairies).

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


zoux posted:

What, you just eat your pizza bones dry then

if it's a legitimate pizza my body has a way to just shove it down

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

The earth is 12 billion years old, modern humans have existed for 600 thousand years or so, of which about only 5000 years have been in civilization, so you all have the unbelievable fortune to live in the 40-50 year window where ranch dressing exists and you have the gall to complain about it!?

Trapick
Apr 17, 2006

CommonShore posted:

It's a thing in some parts of Canada (Southern Ontario) but not in others (Prairies).
In BC it's reasonably popular.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
Not something I do with good pizza but I make a frozen one with some vegetarian hot wings I’m absolutely dunking my pizza in the bleu cheese

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


I dip my pepperoni and pineapple pizza in dill sauce like a normal person

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



System Metternich posted:

:wtc: Is dipping your pizza in ranch sauce or w/e really a thing in wherever you live? :psyduck:

Hell where I'm originally from, most pizza chains include the garlic dip in the box by default. There's usually a cut out for it too, and it's never missing. https://bit.ly/3hGwP2e

Here I have to pay 50c for a whole load of nothing, and I need justice.

(Ranch isn't a thing back home though, so maybe this is to balance the universe? That flavor of Doritos is just marked as 'Cool Original' as a way to hide the existence of Ranch from the British).

zoux posted:

What, you just eat your pizza bones dry then

Exactly, if it's proper Italian pizza then not an issue, but chain pizza with those thick ol' crusts needs some dip.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
https://twitter.com/forensictoxguy/status/1272607251891720209

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/pissjugtycoon/status/1273073623390093313?s=21

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

The fair folk abhor cold iron

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/masonporter/status/1273054551583555585

https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1272971706173399040

https://twitter.com/ashleybsumerel/status/1272600002842550273

https://twitter.com/TweetPotato314/status/1272631882992230403

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