Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


tinytort posted:

Look, if more than one person in the house enjoys pesto, you need a Costco-sized jar of it for the supply to last more than a week or so. At a certain point it is legit cheaper to start making your own.

We had a guy staying with us a few months ago, and we accidentally ate what was left of a jar of pesto he was using for pasta. He was mind blown when we realised and apologised before quickly making up some more using fresh basil from the garden with some pine nuts and parmesan. He'd never actually considered what was in it before and didn't realise you could make it yourself easily.

This isn't a construction story, but the fact someone suggested making pesto with dried basil reminded me that there are people out there who don't know the joy of making your own.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

https://twitter.com/jonahweiner/status/1272523443825598465?s=20

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Simply genius.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Probably cheaper to buy legit plywood than print all that out.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

GreenNight posted:

Probably cheaper to buy legit plywood than print all that out.

I mean if you're paying Kinko's then yeah

If you have a wide format printer then no

Kind of crazy genius honestly

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Dunno-Lars posted:

I'm just going to share this, saw it on a Goon discord and haven't seen it posted here.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1886889110

Cities: Skylines is a city builder and someone added Groverhaus to the game.

That makes me ridiculously happy.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

The Bloop posted:

I mean if you're paying Kinko's then yeah

Maybe the "boarded" up store was a Kinkos :hmmyes:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Tape up pictures of bricks and fire on it.

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Wasabi the J posted:

Tape up pictures of bricks and fire on it.

rear projection of one of those 24/7 christmas fire youtube channels

Pekinduck
May 10, 2008

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

This is how they stopped the "oops we accidentally pumped concrete into the switch gear of one the major London underground lines in the middle of the day" mess from becoming a complete and utter disaster. Particularly because a lot of it was solid state relays and I'd assume that anyone that knew how it was wired is now dead.
Pic:

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Oopsiedoodle

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Don't look very solid state to me. At least not until it sets.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

DrBouvenstein posted:

Load-bearing Nokia:


you can shelter behind this wall during a nuclear explosion during an EF-5 tornado spawned by a category 5 hurricane and not have a scratch on you. A+++ panic room.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




A perennial favourite, this time in the context of racist construction:

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
From the Cool Zone thread:

https://twitter.com/kiyaedwards/status/1273212405909204993

crazypeltast52
May 5, 2010




That’s been like that since the first weekend. I did a double tale when I drove by it the first time.

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Block party outside MPD

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Is that spray foam holding the motorcycle anchors blocks together?

edit: also: MPD are pussies.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
and after all
you're my groverwall

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

canyoneer posted:

and after all
you're my groverwall

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


I love you all

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



By popular demand posted:

My favourite was always the 'roll down the stairs and hit a glass window' thing but Cities: Skylines doesn't get inside.

Look closer at the windows compared to other buildings. He couldn't model the inside, but he could texture the window frames to show off the goods.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

Can't even get the flag centered.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Warmachine posted:

Look closer at the windows compared to other buildings. He couldn't model the inside, but he could texture the window frames to show off the goods.

I noticed that!

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib


WHY

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

How do you wash your indoor boulders?

couldcareless
Feb 8, 2009

Spheal used Swagger!
I would totally pee in that shower

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


couldcareless posted:

I would totally pee in that shower

That is all I would do, because I would never venture any closer to that cracked skull waiting to happen.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Big boulder might be good to sit on while you shave your legs? The boulder can only be for sitting on while you shower, standing on a wet soapy uneven surface would be foolish.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Caution: whatever sexy softcore shower scene you had in mind is not happening.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
They went to all that trouble and that’s the boulder they chose?

There are so many visually attractive rocks.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
BeatmasterJ looks on, knowing he has been outdone

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Dr.Smasher posted:

BeatmasterJ looks on, knowing he has been outdone

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
BeatmasterJ, when the water fell.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Platystemon posted:

BeatmasterJ, when the bathtub fell through the floor

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
The females, when they weren't impressed

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
Mocking. Mocking females, with laughter!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Renaissance Robot posted:

The females, when they weren't impressed



The human females no, the crocodile females though...

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



By popular demand posted:

Caution: whatever sexy softcore shower scene you had in mind is not happening.

Your link is broken

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Maybe the rock is heated from below

This is a Cardassian shower

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply