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Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Tiggum posted:

What kind of idiot doesn't have manual saves to go back to when they inevitably hit the wrong button or realise they hosed up before their last save?

God

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Last manual save was like 30 years ago

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
God forgot that He had chosen to play this game in ironman mode and so it autosaved in one slot. Also His PC is kind of crap so He's afraid to force quit because it might cause the whole PC to lock up and that'll take forever to fix.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
God has this problem a lot. His son doesn’t. Jesus saves.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Let's be honest, if anyone is running this shitshow they only play ftp phone games

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



True in the sense that I'm constantly giving bad reviews to this pay-to-win bullshit

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

God does not play with RNG.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


2020 is finally starting to enter the post apocalypse phase.

https://news.yahoo.com/picture-emerges-spiked-weapon-used-114452424.html

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
God got ripped off on the last blind box of world leaders.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Cartoon Man posted:



2020 is finally starting to enter the post apocalypse phase.

https://news.yahoo.com/picture-emerges-spiked-weapon-used-114452424.html

Similar to trench weapons from WW1

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Paper Tiger posted:

I am Fartacus

THIS

IS

FAARTTTAAA

<kicks police into giant flatulent butthole>

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Platystemon posted:

God has this problem a lot. His son doesn’t. Jesus saves.

:discourse:

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
The Trump Administration Paid Millions for Test Tubes — and Got Unusable Mini Soda Bottles

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Phlegmish posted:

Could God create a game so bad that it only has one quicksave slot and no autosaves? Theologoons have been debating this for years

That game already exists. God is the original star citizen.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Platystemon posted:

God has this problem a lot. His son doesn’t. Jesus saves.

And after 3 days Jesus hit quick-load

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Goddamn. Are you loving kidding me? Trimpf bought soda bottle preforms to use as test tubes? What the gently caress.

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Goddamn. Are you loving kidding me? Trimpf bought soda bottle preforms to use as test tubes? What the gently caress.

from a shady first-time federal contractor, yes

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Someone in his ear owns stock in them, bank on it

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

Someone in his ear owns stock in them, bank on it

This was a more direct grift. He literally just paid a campaign donor cash for useless product.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
I would admire it if it was a tit for tat donation scheme and not just the coronavirus task force telling FEMA "I don't know, just lowest bidder some more vials and cotton swabs we're looking bad"

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Phlegmish posted:

Bro I know 20 years is nothing for God, but why are you still using a CRT monitor
He accidentally made a CRT so heavy even he couldn't move it.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Garrand posted:

And after 3 days Jesus hit quick-load

set dadmode 1

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011


IDSPISINRI

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Knormal posted:

He accidentally made a CRT so heavy even he couldn't move it.

Ah, Trinitron.

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

Knormal posted:

He accidentally made a CRT so heavy even he couldn't move it.

Well, that doesn't make it one-of-a-kind or anything.

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Ah, Trinitron.
Coulda gone with The Holy Trinitron.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The Sony of God

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Platystemon posted:

The Sony of God

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1274124120796459008?s=19

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
"We could not have seen this coming" said literally no-one

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Splicer posted:

"We could not have seen this coming" said literally no-one

Every single one of us would have done the same, he just wanted it more.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-53059527

DNA reveals incest among ancient elite of Ireland

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
This isn't predictable news headlines

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Respect your social betters, we have three times the chin you do

Some of us even have three chins

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Randaconda posted:

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-53059527

DNA reveals incest among ancient elite of Ireland

We were kings, with the concomitant inbreeding.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/HomelessnessSD/status/1274451699034320896?s=19

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Skate 4 looking good.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Milo and POTUS posted:

This isn't predictable news headlines

First degree incest is pretty weird everywhere. It's not a thing normally done.

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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Randaconda posted:

First degree incest is pretty weird everywhere. It's not a thing normally done.

Ancient royal families though cmon

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